Dang, I don't get in here fer a while an tha thread gets buried 4 pages back
Leo antes a copy of War and Peace. "Now there's some pages!"
The Little Kid (having not made it back to his pillow) slips out the batwing doors and returns with his little red wagon carrying an original copy of the Gutenberg Bible. But can't lift it onto the table!!!!
Leo calls with a Gideons he stole from the hotel back in Kansas.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 12, 2010, 02:55:24 PM
Leo antes a copy of War and Peace. "Now there's some pages!"
Delmonico tosses in a thin book, it's War and Peace, but every one in it's named Smith, Jones or another simple name.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 12, 2010, 03:33:23 PM
Leo calls with a Gideons he stole from the hotel back in Kansas.
Gideon checked out, and left it no doubt,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Her name was Magill but she called herself Lil...
The Doctor came in, stinking of gin and proceded to lie on the table. ;D
The doctor said Rocky you've met yer match and Rocky said Doc it's only a scratch.
I love you yeah, yeah yeah.
Dang it's been way too long back to top... I'll raise some moldy cheese whiz cans that were left from tha last get together what was broken up when Del tolt everbody he loved em... ::) ::)
Guess I am the last one here, so I will bring the chips and dip.. typical, huh? lol... I need an ante?? really.. okay, I have this thing I found out on the trail. guessing it could be a uh rock.. you can have that..
I already brought the chips:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/800px-CowPie-JeffVanuga.jpg)
and the dip:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Tiger.jpg)
Yuck...lol... uh, no that could be dip though?? lol.. But I will pass, just ate.. ::)
Welcome to "Tha Card game" Miz Deja, The rules are simple, we make them up as we go You can ante anything but real money and "Round tuit's" Enjoy the fun.
Thanks Major.. I tossed in a rock ... I guess I can give up my neighbors false teeth, my cat brought them home the other day and I have been puting off the issue of returning them... lol..
False teeth are a good ante. ;D I'll throw in the jawbone of a donkey.
The jawbone of a donkey.. hard to top.. let me see .... okay... the tail of a lizard that was on jurasic park// hows that?
I've foller'd this for months nowand thought,,,,,HOGWASH!!
Thats my ante,,,hogwash!
AE
I'll see your "hogwash" an raise 3 buckets of prop wash from the airplane thread
Well since this seems to be such a nice clean game, then what can I ante but this:
(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww42/1880historian/oddities/beaumondetp.jpg)
(Leo told me what that fancy French name means, but I don't remember, perhaps off to Babelfish.)
Today at the river there was this dead fish that washed up on the shore, and I snagged him for you all.. I ante my dead fish,, ah part of the head is eaten off, but looks okay other than that.. lol.l
What Day Gee Vooo don't realize is her dead fish is pregnat and it soon gives birth:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Fish-kill2-790339.jpg)
Snort.. lol.l.. Okay... it gives Birth ot DEAD fish? lol... okay, got a recipe for that one Monicos.. lol
... Cyrus has returned from the wake for Soapy Smith...
I'll see your wake and raise a bow-wave!
AE
(Sea what I did there,,,,huk, huk, huk,)
Angels I like that.. lol.. okay I see your bow=wave and I raise you a ship wreck.. hows that?
I'll call with a train wreck:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Rail%20Road/500px-Train_wreck_at_Montparnasse_1.jpg)
Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..
Quote from: Deja vous on August 02, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Cars/1946_Chevy_Pickup_000jpg_Thumbnail1.jpg)
can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......
Quote from: Gypsy Bob on August 03, 2010, 06:44:56 PM
can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......
This nabors named Jim?
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/220px-Jim_Nabors.jpg)
today, I am upping the anti... It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage, at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today... Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol... As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol.. Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just try to beat that one.. lol
Quote from: Deja vous on August 04, 2010, 10:49:06 AM
today, I am upping the anti... It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage, at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today... Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol... As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol.. Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just try to beat that one.. lol
You need to update the system beyond this:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Classic_shot_of_the_ENIAC.jpg)
Delmonicos.. how did you know? You must work there too? Our hardware is so old, oh my gosh.. lol.. I finally got a new old chair cuz my old one would scoot down randomly.. lol.. We are so consevative it hurts.. lol.. But man we have security like I have never seen in my life.. And that is a good thing.. after all it is all about our clients, not my hinny in a chair.. lol so, now I toss in my old chair.. lol
Quote from: Deja vous on August 04, 2010, 09:04:11 PM
Delmonicos.. how did you know? You must work there too?
I'm the all seeing, all knowing cosie. ;D
Deja, I bet that all of the coding was done in DOS and Fortran ;D
Don't feel alone, at my work, we are finally getting an accounting program that is not DOS based.
Oh, and I am going to up the Ante with a couple of barn cats
Barn cats?? lol.. when I was a child my step brother started a fire with gas and junk and was daring people to walk thru it to be as tough as he was... lol.. His turn came. and he had managed to splash gas on his jeans.. I toss in his brainpan.. lol At age 15.. lol
I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them :o :o
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on August 07, 2010, 08:32:44 PM
I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them :o :o
Where would ya find those? ::)
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 07, 2010, 11:06:31 PM
Where would ya find those? ::)
Right next to the Blue Bonnet factory. ;D
Quote from: Delmonico on August 08, 2010, 11:05:19 AM
Right next to the Blue Bonnet factory. ;D
I raise...
(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/texas/flower-pictures/blue-bonnets.jpg)
;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/light_soft_spread.jpg)
I just got back from cleaning my friends cat litter box while she is with her hubby in San Diego.. now if I would have known that I needed to raise again I would have saved some.. lol
Majer walks in and leans Tensleeps chair forward in honor of a fine man and good friend :'( :'( :'(
Thanks Majors... I have nothing that can beat the hand you just drew.. the pot is yours... Deja.
Delmonico pushes the pot toward the Major and walks outside to the flagpole. He salutes it and lowers The Stars and Bars to half staff.
Modoc offers up a solo of Taps using his grandfather's bugle :'(
Slim joins Delmonico at the flagpole.
Dang dust. :'(
taps play in the distance and in our hearts we all know we are nothing more and nothing less than what God expecte us to be.. Human, all of us are human, and we miss our loved ones..
Majer walks in with a new deck of cards ,breaks the seal and starts to deal...Who's in, time to ante up
I'll ante up a 5-year old brass picker, Major
Who will see my bet?
Quote from: Modoc on November 05, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
I'll ante up a 5-year old brass picker, Major
Who will see my bet?
I'll see that bet and raise you a 6 year-old nose picker, he is rather adept...
Ante's a chicken picker and his pard the banjo player.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl9fRFmdC0
Delmonico tosses in a 2 row corn picker, aka 51 Studebaker: ::)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Cars/_Studebakers_Raymond_Loewy_1950_1951_classic_vintage_antique_collector_old_car_cars_auto_automobile_automobiles_79f79be63cbe92ae9aaf5b69c344.jpg)
Quote from: Leo Tanner on November 06, 2010, 01:38:57 AM
Ante's a chicken picker and his pard the banjo player.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl9fRFmdC0
I ain't gonna open that, just know it's Steve martin.
Quote from: Delmonico on November 06, 2010, 08:53:49 AM
I ain't gonna open that, just know it's Steve martin.
Nope. Flatt and Scruggs. ;)
Slim tosses in a broken axe handle.
Ok, I opened it, one of their best.
Delmonico tosses in another banjo player:
Delmonico still hears the faint sound of banjo music as he pours another cup of coffee. ::)
Quote from: Delmonico on November 09, 2010, 04:29:10 PM
Delmonico still hears the faint sound of banjo music as he pours another cup of coffee. ::)
The new house band is here. I think Del may need to fit them with some outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jSFPygl4jg
Quote from: Leo Tanner on November 09, 2010, 05:04:43 PM
The new house band is here. I think Del may need to fit them with some outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jSFPygl4jg
Nope, he always wears his shirt in public and buttons all the buttons. ;D Them guys look beyond hope.
Sent ya a PM. That was one of the strangest things I have ever seen. But they is good.
Used to do that with turkey and duck calls, and a cuzzin, good way to get tossed out of a party even if it is yours. ;D
Leo deals an notices all the players smilin and bettin large. He looks down at the pack an realizes to his horror that he grabbed a pinochle deck. At least there aint no chance fer aces an eights.
I'll open with a truck load of evil frozen white stuff
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1360.snc4/163217_1504504421328_1495777035_31133126_3873510_n.jpg)
How big of a truck?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3434492832_d11f506cf3.jpg)
We'll start with that one and see what happens from there... ;D ;D
Delmonico tosses in some nice spring weather to remind us spring is on the way and not to let the weather get us down: :o
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Landscape/ws3.jpg)
Leo wakes up an tosses in the local weather man. I sure he will make a fine stable boy cause horse apples er runnin through his veins.
Never played this before - might as well start now.....
I'll ante up with a front yard.
If I win the pot I will have my weatherman in your front yard. It's good to have you in the game but I think I will fold on this one. Then again, it would be nice to see the idget suffer fer once as he reports sunny skies.
51 and clear here, no snow on the ground. Delmonico tosses in a weather radio. ;D
Didn't NOAH have to build an ark? Leo tosses in a pair of unicorns an a old Irish Rovers 45.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 28, 2010, 03:10:52 PM
Didn't NOAH have to build an ark? Leo tosses in a pair of unicorns an a old Irish Rovers 45.
Yeah but God told him it would rain, not NOAA. ::)
I see your play and raise ya,now or later,i call..
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/gunclickrick/sophia.jpg)
I see the dancin girls are here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Rzr6FAjHo
Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 28, 2010, 06:17:44 PM
I see the dancin girls are here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Rzr6FAjHo
Delmonico exits the thread before Slim comes in and washes everyone's eyes out with soap. :o
You never was no fun Del, I hired wholesome fambly ennertainment and you is all concerned? I'm gonna go look at ma french post cards now.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 28, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
I'm gonna go look at ma french post cards now.
You just like lookin' a necked pictures:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/450px-Bag_of_frogs_legs.jpg)
OH BOY FROG LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMM :P MMMMMMMMM Mud bugs on the side please :) :)
I'll take the mud bugs any time with some garlic an butter. But you aint gettin ma post cards.
Well you ain't gettin' no "Post Cards from Nebraska:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Welsch
Yes I know him. ;)
So are ya throwin the guy inta the pot? I especially liked "Weed 'em and Reap".
Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 29, 2010, 07:11:13 PM
So are ya throwin the guy inta the pot? I especially liked "Weed 'em and Reap".
No he's a state treasure, you'd win him and take him out there and ruin him, most likely he'd wither and die.
Delmonico tosses in a copy of one of the Great Ones books:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/0760308683.jpg)
Slim throws in a copy of a book by a WI native son and former classmate.
(http://sneezingcow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Coop_pb_c.jpg)
Delmonico tosses in a cook book from out Leo's way: ::)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/donnercook.jpg)
Del, I didn't realize he was that old. I got purty close to Dannabrog last summer after Pitspitr's Muster.
Was it just me er was the Donner Party Cookbook in bad taste?
Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 30, 2010, 02:57:38 AM
Was it just me er was the Donner Party Cookbook in bad taste?
And your point being? ::)
I didn't write it, I just knew it existed and Googled it. ;)
And in the best of bad taste - I'll raise you a dinner for two at the:
:PROADKILL CAFE :P
Late Night Delight Served Fresh Each Night After Dark
-ENTREES-
Center Line Bovine 4.95
The Chicken 3.95
Flat Cat 2.95
Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95
Taste of The Wild Side - "Still in The Hide"
Awesome Possum 1.95
Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Road Toad 1.65
Snake 'N' Bake Snake 2.25
Swirl of Squirrel 1.55
Rigor Mortis Tortoise 6.75
Smear of Deer 4.95
Smidgen Pigeon 1.95
Cheap Sheep .43
You'll Eat Like A Hog, When You Taste OUR DOG
Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Slab of Lab 2.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Collie Hit By A Trolley 3.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95
German Shepherd Pie 3.95
Round of Hound 4.25
A Daily Special Treat.
GUESS THAT MESS!
-All You Can Eat-
If You Can Guess What It Is.....
...You Eat It For, FREE!
See there Del, Bob here gets a pun when he sees it.
Time to raise the bar - tomorrow is New Years's Eve ;D
Guinness or Scotch?? ??? ??? Decisions, decisions......
Wait a minute - Guinness with supper and Laphroaig for midnight dessert.
Yup - thats it. :D
I'll see your Guinness and raise you a Bass. Bushmill's for the hard stuff.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 30, 2010, 12:51:02 PM
See there Del, Bob here gets a pun when he sees it.
And I didn't, you need to understand dry sar-caz-um.
Geez don't make me come out there, if I do I might need a copy of that book this time a the year. ::)
Quote from: Delmonico on December 30, 2010, 05:04:41 PM
And I didn't, you need to understand dry sar-caz-um.
Geez don't make me come out there, if I do I might need a copy of that book this time a the year. ::)
And since when have you known me not ta get dry sar-caz-um. I live by it.
;D
See that Dell is back N running the Road-Kill Cafe'. :-X
Don't see that horse that was tied up a while ago. :P
Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on February 21, 2011, 12:58:08 PM
;D
See that Dell is back N running the Road-Kill Cafe'. :-X
Don't see that horse that was tied up a while ago. :P
Delmonico is headin' for the Saloon, see's a sheep tied up in front and heads to the general store. ;)
Wildman, whats got a ingraved invitation to this card game, stumbles in and heads straight for the spitoon and takes a drink, cause he's been through the desert on the horse with no name. He then looks up, spits, and says I smell sheep. :P
I see the range maggot and will raise you a burro.
Dell, bring back some cheese and soda crackers
Ah see the burro and raise one hoss wit no name. :P
Leo throws in an ex wife that is known by many names. God help whoever wins this hand.
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D
Delmonico comes from the general store with rose water, lilac water, and boiling water, plus a bar of lye soap and a jug of carbolic acid to clean and deodorize the saloon. He had thought about burning it down and starting over, but the last time someone burned it down Cammie got mad. ;D
Wildman, standin off in the corner, wonders if thats because of the exwife or the Sheepherder. :-\ :-\ ;D
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.
Quote from: Modoc on February 22, 2011, 08:08:34 AM
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.
Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)
Quote from: wildman1 on February 21, 2011, 11:40:42 PM
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D
Smart man. I folded too.
;D
Da Sheep passes Gas, wind blows it into Saloon, hope no one is smoking. :o
I was until you set off the methane. You owe me a cigarette.
Delmonico walks into the Saloon, sniffs and says, "I smell gass, who's pilot light went out?" ::)
Wildman thinks shotguns loaded wit salt, sheep, methane gas and cleaning supplies, I'se headed back to the hills and I'm gonna be even WILDER when I return. :P ::) ;D
Quote from: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 09:34:06 AM
Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)
No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;). The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.
Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bandanna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
Quote from: Modoc on February 22, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;). The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.
Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
Long as ya don't call em "Shoshone", they ain't related ta me. WM
Quote from: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 06:51:31 PM
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bananna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
::) ;D
As Delmonico heads out the door he tries hard to keep from fallin, "dang sheep poop, it's like ball bearings." ::)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Copy7of10186v.jpg)
;D
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state
NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
Delmonico looks at the sign and wants to know why the heck any one would want a dip on their chip that tastes like sheep. :P
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on February 23, 2011, 04:21:21 PM
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state
NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
Wildman stumbles back into town from the hills, looks at the sign, and mumbles, Del sure is gonna have a lot of spare time on his hands not having to cleanup after all those sheep. Guess I better be careful. ;D WM
:o
Supream Court Revoks Ordnince saying discrimanation 'Gens't Sheep not allowed. ;)
Da Sheep gives Major Sterner Big Kiss. :o
:P
;D
8)
Majer smacks the sheep down with the butt of his shotgun then puts both barrels of rock salt into tha pasture maggots rump. The supreme court has no say over the internet towns and therefore can't make such a rule.
The ordinance stands
Known fact there ain't no law in innernet towns. That's why I come here.
Leo shoots out a lantern without a care in the world.
;D
Major forgets the gas, N it goes, BOOM!
Marshall Shoots Major in the Privetes with Da 10ga loaded with Rock Salt.
"Thats what Y'h get for Cruelty to animals. Spits in Majors face.
Da Sheep Void on Major. ;D
:o
:P
8)
marshal harpoluke wakes up to find it it was all a dream except for the fact that he has wet himself again while sleeping and that he smells strangely like lanolin
Icebox - who climbed up into the church steeple 32 posts ago - looks down into the street and wonders whether the bats up here in the belfry are less batty than all those people chasing the sheep ? ? ? ? :-\
Wildman has been viewing all this mayhem from the shadows hollers "Hey Delmonico, NEWGUY!!" ;D ;D WM
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on February 26, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
marshal harpoluke wakes up to find it it was all a dream except for the fact that he has wet himself again while sleeping and that he smells strangely like lanolin
;D
Major wakes Up from Sheep-Dip induced sleep.
Marshall muses, "Ifi'n Ah there sleep har, then Why is there lipstick on Yer Face? :o
Why is You pants soiled, n inprinted with Sheep hoofprints? :P
N' Yeh reak of Sheep-Dip? :o
Nipp'in on the Bottle? :P
Allway picking on Mzah Poor Pet Sheep.
Now We has to Rebuild the Saloon (aways capitalize Saloon).
Come to think of it it's,
Slims Fault! :o
:P
;D
sorry marshal, I already played the dream card you'll have to come up with an idea of your own
Leo wakes up from his own dream wherein the Double Mint Twins was hangin on his shoulder as he gazed at a royal flush. Woke up to you all an a pair of twos.
;D
Naw Major, Yeh is NightMare! :o
Ghost Rat is Comming for Yeh! :o
:P
;D
8)
Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 27, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
Leo wakes up from his own dream wherein the Double Mint Twins was hangin on his shoulder as he gazed at a royal flush. Woke up to you all an a pair of twos.
That earned my confuser some decaf, now I gotta clean it up. ;D ;D WM
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on February 27, 2011, 05:30:15 PM
sorry marshal, I already played the dream card you'll have to come up with an idea of your own
;D Sauce for the Gander. 8)
Modoc was going to see Leo's Double Mint Twins and raise him Kathy Ireland, but instead puts down a phonograph record of the Ringling 5http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3 (http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3)
Quote from: Modoc on March 12, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
Modoc was going to see Leo's Double Mint Twins and raise him Kathy Ireland, but instead puts down a phonograph record of the Ringling 5http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3 (http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3)
Wildman says see that raise ya one Cosie(Delmonico). :) WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 12, 2011, 10:05:12 PM
Wildman says see that raise ya one Cosie(Delmonico). :) WM
Time change, I'll raise ya an hour a sleep.
I don't believe we have one of those here. ;D ;D WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 13, 2011, 07:43:39 AM
I don't believe we have one of those here. ;D ;D WM
That's true, my Dad don't have one in Sedona. That means ya got the hour ta spare.
;D
See Ya one Tensleep, raise Ya one empty bottle of Sheep-Dip.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 12, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Time change, I'll raise ya an hour a sleep.
Time don't change here. I'll have to wait for the next hand. 8)
??? :'(
Didn't know bout TenSleep :'(
Ghost-Rat will cover.
:o
See your Ghost Rat, call with Phantom Rabbit. ;) WM
Puts in a wascaly wabbit an a Elmer Fudd.
Wildman antes up 100+yrs old mule shoe, which ain't worth nothin unless ya got a four legged mule and only three shoes. WM
I have a three legged mule so I fold. Don't need the takins.
Takens is better than leavins. :o :o ;D WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 15, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
Wildman antes up 100+yrs old mule shoe, which ain't worth nothin unless ya got a four legged mule and only three shoes. WM
That's about the oldest mule I've ever heard of....... :o
Quote from: Icebox Bob on March 15, 2011, 11:38:45 PM
That's about the oldest mule I've ever heard of....... :o
He be the seventh out of seven sons. Quit your kibbitzin there IB, join in the card game, eh. ;) ;D ;D ;D WM
I'll see your mule shoe, and raise you 79 more ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRGmkYxQXDc&feature=related
;D ;D ;D ;D
An we don't want no laughin' at the mules, see?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ldZxQ3Md70
>:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Icebox Bob on March 16, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
I'll see your mule shoe, and raise you 79 more ;D
At least if ya got all their shoes ya don't gotsta worry about gettin em pregant. :o :o ::) ;D WM
I'll see ya 76 trombones...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODu888i14-I
An I'll raise ya one yellow submarine. WM
GORRAM BRASS BAND !! :o >:(
Spooked all my mules !! ;)
I'll have to fold........... :'(
Quote from: Icebox Bob on March 17, 2011, 10:03:17 AM
GORRAM BRASS BAND !! :o >:(
Spooked all my mules !! ;)
I'll have to fold........... :'(
Begorrah lads methinks the young fella has robbed us of all the bats we had in our belfrey. ::) ::) WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 17, 2011, 06:39:29 PM
Begorrah lads methinks the young fella has robbed us of all the bats we had in our belfrey. ::) ::) WM
;D
I'll have some sack to drown that blarney, Paddy O'wild. ;D
Aye lad, anti up it's a new hand. POW
OK, I'll see your hand and raise you five fingers around a sheleighle ;D
Quote from: Modoc on March 19, 2011, 10:04:44 PM
OK, I'll see your hand and raise you five fingers around a sheleighle ;D
Ah see that sheleighle and raise ya one
I'll raise ya with a pair of interior designers named Gerald Fitzpatrick an Patrick Fitzgerald. Them guys seem a little strange ta me.
The snow is gettin' soft, the temperature is almost above freezin', I'll raise you one spring thaw!! :D
I'll let ya pick any of the last 10 days they've all been above 80. WM
Wildman,
I see your 80* and raise you a river flow increase of 50,000 cfs and a baby tornader.
Hey MO looks like Ah bin trumped agin. >:( ;) WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 24, 2011, 08:45:56 PM
Hey MO looks like Ah bin trumped agin. >:( ;) WM
No wonder I keep loosin, ya all are playin bridge.
Leo,
Ya washed off of the hill yet?
We can start a new hand. I'll put in A yard bird, rice and broccoflower mystery dish ::) ;D
I'll see ya with CFS meal with mashed taters an cream gravy. An no, I aint washed away yet, just washed out.
Haha! What a fish? I think we need to go back to the main topic which is the "Card Game"?:) (http://breastenlargementpittsburgh.com/blog-pittsburgh-pa)
This is the card game. Aint nothin folks won't bet around here.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 24, 2011, 09:36:28 PM
No wonder I keep loosin, ya all are playin bridge.
Yah Leo, Del done wreck your bridge. :( ::) :P WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 25, 2011, 08:14:39 AM
Yah Leo, Del done wreck your bridge. :( ::) :P WM
It's all Leo's fault anyway, he said it was safe to cross:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Traction%20Engines/TE.jpg)
What's a little prank among friends. Oops, I's sposed ta be playin cards. Guess I got distracted.
Delmonico tosses in a fun game for the kids to play:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/q.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/bug.gif)
I love lawn darts, I aim real good with my one eye.
Delmonico tossses in a case of "Rooser Cogburn" brand eye patches. ::)
Leo sees with can of Aquanet and a book of matches. Throws in a bad pun ta raise.
Delmonico calls: ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/jabs/BSMeter.gif)
That's right, they use you to calibrate the things. I fergot.
Delmonico sees his faithful dog Rowy bringin' a big stick to whack some sense into Leo:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Lexie%20and%20Rowdy/canIkeepit.jpg)
"Good dog, I'll get you a treat." ;D
Too late, Leo's one whack past that already. ::) :P ;D WM
Hey, I want to set up drinks for the house, but I'm a little short on cash, anyone want to buy this?
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/740px-Brooklyn_Bridge_Postdlf.jpg)
yer just sore cause I got ya good on the BS meter. Let it go an do as that other feller says an get back ta the game. Oh wait, this is the game. Proceed as usual.
Quote from: wildman1 on March 26, 2011, 06:39:45 AM
Ah'll buy that an use it ta go across the lake :o just south of ma house in AZ. :) WM
"Even London Bridge is falling down and they've moved it to Arizona, now I know why."
Throws in a VHS copy of My Fair Lady.
Delmonico folds and walks out the door. ::)
Blastima, I was going to see Del's bridge with a map to my Grandfather's Gold Mine and raise it with a Flathead Pow-Wow.
Quote from: Modoc on March 26, 2011, 12:05:26 PM
Blastima, I was going to see Del's bridge with a map to my Grandfather's Gold Mine and raise it with a Flathead Pow-Wow.
Leo's still in but if you win yer stuck with that video. The Goodwill won't take it, you'll have to call in Haz-Mat. :P
Leo has that dern nursery rhyme stuck in his head now. I fold too, my boot has an appointment.
Dang, Now I am stuck with ANOTHER copy of MFL.
Next Hand. I'll bet 2 Clint Eastwood moving pictures
Leo sees that Modoc snuck in a Paint Yer Wagon. He raises with a Fist Full of Dollars
Wildman raises wit a copy of Dr. Zhivago. WM
Raise ya a Doctor Strangelove. At least it had a cowboy in it.
Delmonico tosses in a Beta copy of "Cisco Pike." ;D ::) (Google it if ya don't know, I dare ya.)
Slim throws in a copy of "McCabe & Mrs. Miller".
Leo reaches deep in his pocket an pulls out Support Your Local Sheriff on super 8 film.
Modoc replies with a VHS of McClintock ;D
I might even have it around here some where on the 12" Laserdisk
If they do the cockroach song I'm foldin again.
Del, Is that sounds like one of the local Taco Wagons ;)
Wildman, I see your Mariachi band and I'll ante up a complete set of Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass on Vinyl. The Lonely Bull, Volume 2, South of the Border, Whipped Cream & Other Delights, Going Places, What Now My Love, S.R.O., Sounds Like..., Herb Alpert's Ninth, The Beat of the Brass
Dang, everybody should watch "Young Guns". It's a cool movie. :) (http://breastenlargementpittsburgh.com/blog-pittsburgh-pa)
Quote from: Modoc on March 27, 2011, 07:21:14 PM
Del, Is that sounds like one of the local Taco Wagons ;)
Wildman, I see your Mariachi band and I'll ante up a complete set of Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass on Vinyl. The Lonely Bull, Volume 2, South of the Border, Whipped Cream & Other Delights, Going Places, What Now My Love, S.R.O., Sounds Like..., Herb Alpert's Ninth, The Beat of the Brass
I got all them records. Used ta gaze at the whipped cream album cover fer hours. Liked the plain on going places. I'll see with some Al Hirt.
Delmonico tosses in the complete set of Lawernce Welk TV shows on VHS tape:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Picture876.jpg)
LW never did "Music to Watch Girls By". I'll raise ya a bubble machine.
Delmonico raises with a real oldie from the past:
Delmonico tosses in a slightly used possum. :P
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/May28001.jpg)
Possum Chili? :o WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 28, 2011, 04:53:20 PM
Possum Chili? :o WM
No possum sam-whitch, use flat bread. ;D
(It was at a long stop light last summer, I had my camera on the seat.) ;D
;D
Quote from: Delmonico on March 28, 2011, 05:11:01 PM
No possum sam-whitch, use flat bread. ;D
(It was at a long stop light last summer, I had my camera on the seat.) ;D
Del, I remember being in K.C. One summer and seeing puddles at every stop light from the AC's in the vehicles. Your intersections look a bit more interesting.
See your flat possum and raise you a tire track turkey. :D
;D
Dell, Ah Ain't saying the steak is tough, but Ah don't see that mule tied up outside anymore. :o
:'(
;D
8)
Raise an armadillo with tread like grillin marks.
Ah'll raise one flyin rabbit from West Texas. WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 30, 2011, 07:58:22 AM
Ah'll one flyin rabbit from West Texas. WM
Delmonico tosses in a can of skunked beer.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/Billy.gif)
A sixpack of Pfiefer would make that Billy beer taste GOOD. :P :P WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 30, 2011, 06:07:56 PM
A sixpack of Pfiefer would make that Billy beer taste GOOD. :P :P WM
Did you ever notice an opened can of Pfiefer sounds like Rice Crispies with a snap, crackle, pop?
Also something else about Pfiefer most folks don't know, something very unusual about it that Miller,. Bud, or any of those other brands do't have, you know what it is?
Nope don't know, please be so kind as to enlighten moi. WM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 30, 2011, 06:31:25 PM
Nope don't know, please be so kind as to enlighten moi. WM
It's the beer with the silent P. ::)
At least you don't need a six pack of Pfizer. ::)
Guess ya could say "that beer don't sound like a cow peein on a flat rock". ::) WM
I'll see your beer and raise you a 3 finger glass of red-eye. (the kid is watching age appropriate movies :-X).
Slim tosses in...
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/ginger-beer-13909.jpg?1173438613)
Delmonico tosses in some wine and cheese:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/puregrapewine.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/food/untitled-1.jpg)
I don't know that the rest of us have the sophisticated palate for such exotic a repast Del.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on April 02, 2011, 11:59:10 AM
I don't know that the rest of us have the sophisticated palate for such exotic a repast Del.
Don't give me that BS, that right on speed for most the folks around here. Sarcasim will get you no where. ;D
Quote from: Delmonico on April 02, 2011, 12:22:24 PM
Don't give me that BS, that right on speed for most the folks around here. Sarcasim will get you no where. ;D
Must be why you is still spinnin yer wheels, you is the master. Now go ruin a hat.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on April 02, 2011, 12:46:01 PM
Must be why you is still spinnin yer wheels, you is the master. Now go ruin a hat.
I'm tryin' just can't seem to ruin one with my steamer, even got a $5 tip today for a job well done. ::)
I'll see yer job well done with 5 jobs not completed. Think of it as an investment.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on April 02, 2011, 01:24:47 PM
I'll see yer job well done with 5 jobs not completed. Think of it as an investment.
Well the job is never finished till the paper work is done:
(http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww42/1880historian/oddities/beaumondetp.jpg)
In that case I done completed a few jobs since last night. Feelin much better taday.
Hey guys, Hedley installed the Outhouse over on the Open Range, I don't see it here ;)
And with that, I fold on this hand.
Quote from: Modoc on April 06, 2011, 10:52:37 PM
Hey guys, Hedley installed the Outhouse over on the Open Range, I don't see it here ;)
And with that, I fold on this hand.
We're like the Lone Ranger, we never poop. ;)
I ante Tonto's fourth movement. He worked on it for years.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on April 07, 2011, 12:26:05 AM
I ante Tonto's fourth movement. He worked on it for years.
Delmonico tosses in The William Tell Overture and folds:
I fold too, I have to go to the Barber of Seville and get gussied up. The guy's name is Rossini and I hear he is good with side burns.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/455px-Ambrose_Burnside2.jpg)
I'll see your mutton chops with some pork chops.
Hm, mutton chops, pork chops, the only thing Ah got ta call wit is a 1st edition signed copy of "How to Train Your Hoss to Sneak Poop" by Mildman (Wildmans twin brother). ::) ::) :P WM
Del,
You threw in the winning hand with the William Tell Overture. You threw in too early. What a great rendition. BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!
Quote from: Deadeye Dick on April 07, 2011, 05:07:34 PM
Del,
You threw in the winning hand with the William Tell Overture. You threw in too early. What a great rendition. BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!
I know, but heck, I didn't want all that junk they'd thrown in. ;)
HEY, that book is a limited edition classical piece of literature that no self respectin' Silver Screen Cowboy would ever leave out of his saddlebags. :( :( :P WM
Del is just a thieving Magpie. I ante a new game with with a broken G string.
If you thought I was talkin bout anything other than a guitar string you are sick.
Ah am, Ah did and Ah'm disappointed. ;D ;D ;D WM
Leo throws in a page from an English/Italian dictionary with the term La Gazza Ladra highlighted.
The Thieving Magpie. :) MM
I'll see your Magpie and raise you a Navajo Rug
Leo throws in the town of Iowa Hill what still has never had power er phone service an folks still live there. I think they is all hidin.
Modoc chips in with the town of Vaya in the Black Rock desert of Nevada.
Juggs, get Wildman a beer over here an let him steel 'is nerves. We jus' got started.
Delmonico tosses in Monowi Newbrassky, a town recently featured on Only in America on the History Channel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monowi,_Nebraska
Yer welcome WM. Don't think you met Juggs yet. She stays low since we started shootin at a low down hombre awhile back.
Leo throws in Kentucky Flat, CA. A town where even if ya lost a finger ya could still count all the folks on yer hands. It comes with a genuine rundown pony express station. They got a differnt kind a grass police up there.
Delonico tosses several towns along the Burlington RR, heading east to west, Crete, Dorchester, Exeter Friend, Geneva, Harvard and so on. (Some have went away) Notice anything funny?
Quote from: wildman1 on April 26, 2011, 03:45:21 PM
Del ya not talkin alphabet soup is ya? WM
Yep, we call them the alphabet soup towns, the RR built stations along the route and named them in order. ;D There are a couple lines that were like that.
Delmonico looks at his cards, finds two 3 of clubs in his hand, he folds and tells everyone to go to Michigan: ::) ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
Quote from: Delmonico on April 26, 2011, 05:15:52 PM
Delmonico looks at his cards, finds two 3 of clubs in his hand, he folds and tells everyone to go to Michigan: ::) ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
Why does everybody want me ta go ta Michigan? I can't count all them that recommended it ta me over the years.
Member, Davey Crockett said you can go to Michigan I'm goin' to Texas. ;D
Woke up this morning & thought I was in Michigan, but it was only Omaha :-\ Thought about ya Del when we blew through Lincoln about 10:00 last night.
Quote from: Stu Kettle on April 28, 2011, 05:34:36 AM
Woke up this morning & thought I was in Michigan, but it was only Omaha :-\ Thought about ya Del when we blew through Lincoln about 10:00 last night.
Ah yes, Omaha, better you than me, what's up in Omerha?
Quote from: Delmonico on April 28, 2011, 09:37:17 AM
Ah yes, Omaha, better you than me, what's up in Omerha?
Technology conference for teachers - a whole team of us came down, have to do a presentation here next year.
Quote from: Stu Kettle on April 28, 2011, 10:27:27 AM
Technology conference for teachers - a whole team of us came down, have to do a presentation here next year.
Cool, you might mention it to them that The Fort is having their tent sale if you want, who knows, they might want to stop and buy stuff they never knew they needed. ;D
Quote from: Delmonico on April 28, 2011, 11:20:11 AM
Cool, you might mention it to them that The Fort is having their tent sale if you want, who knows, they might want to stop and buy stuff they never knew they needed. ;D
I'm already trying to talk them into leaving early enough to drop me off in Doniphan to watch my boy shoot trap, doubt they'll go for a tent sale too :-\
Quote from: Stu Kettle on April 28, 2011, 01:03:17 PM
I'm already trying to talk them into leaving early enough to drop me off in Doniphan to watch my boy shoot trap, doubt they'll go for a tent sale too :-\
I forgot that was going on this weekend, second largest trap shoot in the US The Nebraska High School State Championship. Dang it's nice to live in a state that still has common sense.
(Sorry anyone else but how big is your state's High School Championship Trap Shoot?)
Quote from: Delmonico on April 28, 2011, 03:03:25 PM
I forgot that was going on this weekend, second largest trap shoot in the US The Nebraska High School State Championship. Dang it's nice to live in a state that still has common sense.
(Sorry anyone else but how big is your state's High School Championship Trap Shoot?)
We had bad mitten. Guess you are right.
Quote from: Delmonico on April 28, 2011, 03:03:25 PM
I forgot that was going on this weekend, second largest trap shoot in the US The Nebraska High School State Championship. Dang it's nice to live in a state that still has common sense.
(Sorry anyone else but how big is your state's High School Championship Trap Shoot?)
1,916 registered this year, but some of 'em don't live in Nebraska
Leo throws in a dead terrorist. That's really hard ta beat.
Majer throws in a lying politician...That's something we'd all like to beat...Repeatedly
Leo throws in a questionable birth certificate.
Delmonico notices it is printed on cellophane so it's clear and transparent. ;D
Leo calls with a bucket of chum.
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on May 02, 2011, 09:51:33 AM
Majer throws in a lying politician...That's something we'd all like to beat...Repeatedly
Icebox throws in an entire Canadian national election - there's hundreds of them out there today!!! :P
Delmonico tosses in a community organize.r
I'll jump in with a couple of politicans.... one "disgraced" senator and another one who was just "clumsy"
Leo lays down the ex gubbaner of Illanoise ad realizes with horror he got the winnin hand.
OK so I had a couple of Dueces.... ::) :P
And then Icebox wakes up to a Full House - a majority Conservative government ! !
Quote from: Icebox Bob on May 07, 2011, 11:13:47 AM
And then Icebox wakes up to a Full House - a majority Conservative government ! !
Delmonico folds and heads to his Lab Forum to see how POed the Liberal Canucks are. ;D
Quote from: Delmonico on May 07, 2011, 12:13:00 PM
Delmonico folds and heads to his Lab Forum to see how POed the Liberal Canucks are. ;D
Give em hell.
Delmonico comes back and picks up Leo's cards and looks at them.
"Not a word out of them, so I'd say, yep they're up-set."
This has got to be the longest card game in history. You guys are nuts!!!
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Quote from: Lawful Larry on May 09, 2011, 08:54:29 PM
This has got to be the longest card game in history. You guys are nuts!!!
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
That's the rumor.
Not all of us are 'jus
SOME OF THEM
Quote from: Lawful Larry on May 09, 2011, 08:54:29 PM
This has got to be the longest card game in history. You guys are nuts!!!
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
I'll see your card players and ante up a pair of parents of a 6 year-old (make anyone crazy) ;)
Icebox says 'Nuttin ventured, nuttin gained", and throws in a handfull of 'cash-IOU's'.......
Just like Bo and Luke, Delmonico has a theme song by Waylon:
Delmonico tosses in a broke down bus in Iowa.
Quote from: Lawful Larry on May 09, 2011, 08:54:29 PM
This has got to be the longest card game in history. You guys are nuts!!!
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
That's some bold talk coming from a yankee.. ;D
The "Card Game" was started on an other site and continued over here when that site folded.
Del I seem ta remember singing that song ta Lil a time or two. ::) She took me any way so I through in one crazy wife ta keep me from gettin lonely here in tha pot.
Keeps us off the streets 'an outta trouble with the REAL crazies :P ::) 8) :o ;D :D
We know how 'ta aim....
:-X
Marshall tosses in Adminastrators from ASU Phoney-Tecknik~Stupidversity!
(They is anti-DisabledVeteren)
Non responsive, evil Cockroaches.
Block acess to VA Clinic to Disabled Vets.
Won't respond to calls or e-mules. :( >:(
Man that's worse than the pair o' dueces I flung in...
Least one o' mine was sportin' a t-shirt readin "I do my own stunts" ::)
That makes me mad Sheep Daddy. If'n ya threw them in it spoiled the pot.
Leo folds and climbs out draggin his wife with him. (She were mad too)
:o
Knaw Leo, Gost Rat save the day N Cheweed Em Up.
Owl is staying at Williams Field--where it happened.
Mr. Crow--k, ASU fancies himself a Shamin. :P,,
Maybe Owl will call His name. :o
My Dad served at Luke, Falcon, n Williams field in WWII.
Iriquois, n Sheephearders have no fear. >:(
8)
Irish don't know fear er the meanin a crazy.
Leo throws in a schematic of a B-17 tail gun position. Don't think Uncle Joe will miss it any.
I'll fling a a pair of un detenated pipe bombs the IRA didn't need durin' the "Royal visit"
Delmonico comes in and does some checking, looks like what he thought was an Individual Retirement Account has had all the money funneled to a Fenian group. ::)
:o
Ghost Rat remempers Dell, Jumps up, n, Chomp!, Owww! :'(
heh,
Heh,
HEH!
8)
Angel Dog attacks the ghost rat an it runs away back to the sheep pasture.
Ah, team work at it's best...
Ghost rat is now "skewered by a pacaderm tusk 'an out fer the count....nener nener :o 8) ;D
Angel Dog has tussled with hell hounds, ain't no ghost rat gonna get the drop on 'er.
;D
Now We gots 'Em where We want Em.
Missiy Yeh forgets Ghost rat Can Dematerelize, be sides He's a good friend with EleFunk. :o
Marshal Grabs Da Mighty 10, box of super rock-salt shells. :o
Calls to Da Sheep, Pull!
Da Sheep, Throws Da Dynomite, N one By one Boom they fly into the Air.
Marshall, points n Shoots, Ka-Boom---YeOwwwww!, Pull!, Boom, KaBoom---YeOwwww!,etc.
This is a New varient of Cowboy Skeet. :D
:o
>:(
Marshall reloads with #4 OOt buck, N lets the Bluplates have it. :o
Gots to rescue Dell.
8)
Meanwhile, the Blue-plates Grab Dell in their Flying piepan. >:( >:(
It's gettin' too wild on Main Street for Icebox !! :o
There is some fine entertainment in the church hall !! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOPu4tngc8
:D
Them kids can play!
;D
Love it when a plan comes together.
heh,
Heh.
HEH!
:o
8)
Modoc starts a new hand at a table to the side. He ante's up a camp-out (not clamp-out) with Just William's Cub Scout Pack at Trinity Resivor.
Y'all are welcome to join us this weekend ;)
Modoc, you ECV?
Delmonico passes on the Cub Scouts and heads out to Rock Creek Station.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Creek_Station
Slim puts a moving truck on the table.
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on June 04, 2011, 06:54:15 AM
Slim puts a moving truck on the table.
You have teenage girls going camping with you ??? ;D
Modoc sees the moving van and puts in a tin-teepee with utility for the rest of the stuff ;)
Leo, no ECV although I have thought about it and know quite a few up and down the state. Now it looks like a Den Daddy is sharing time with my shooting ;D
Problem: too many worthy and fun groups and not enough time or money to do them all :(
I know quite a few of those guys and have had some invites. First wife woulda killed me and second wife is too fun to leave bahind fer stuff like that. Campin an partyin without 'er wouldn't be no fun.
Leo throws in a red shirt an a black vest.
Delmonico tosses in a shebang flyin' The First Flag of the Confedracy and a young fella wearin' baggy pants: ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/RCS%202011/PICT0914.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/RCS%202011/PICT0947.jpg)
Well we been enjoyin our time in this here hot tub fer some time. Rest of ya all seem ta be at the snooze.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 10, 2011, 07:51:53 PM
Well we been enjoyin our time in this here hot tub fer some time. Rest of ya all seem ta be at the snooze.
Delmonico has visions of a naked, wrinkled Leo and runs out of the tread screaming. :o
Tends 'ta happen when we reach a certain age...gravity is meaner than the divil :o ::)
No one tolt ya ta imagine me nekkid. That's yer doin. But I will throw in some new tread for yer boots since ya ran outta them.
Ah man... now we got 2 of 'em doin' the Ray Stevens mad dash :o
Quote from: mestiza letty on October 11, 2011, 08:14:47 AM
Ah man... now we got 2 of 'em doin' the Ray Stevens mad dash :o
I just plain ain't hungry and most likely will not be for weeks. :P
Leo throws in new tread fer tires on Del's ole pick em up.
I'll fling in case of "Slim Fast" for the bed of the pick 'em up truck..he'll need added traction fer the ice storms o' comin' ;D
No, Slim is slow. ::)
Quote from: mestiza letty on October 11, 2011, 08:14:47 AM
Ah man... now we got 2 of 'em doin' the Ray Stevens mad dash :o
Modoc Hollers "Don't Look Margret!!!" ;D
I'll chip in a union suit of red wool for our bathers.
Quote from: Modoc on July 02, 2012, 12:26:11 AM
Modoc Hollers "Don't Look Margret!!!" ;D
I'll chip in a union suit of red wool for our bathers.
It don't matter I'm still not hungry. :P
Del,
I'll stand for a shot of Brain Bleach for all of the players also. ;D
Edit for?
Quote from: wildman1 on July 03, 2012, 01:43:46 PM
Wool makes me itch, thas why I ain't wearin any. ;) WM
OK a burlap bag for Wildman.
Look out for the sheep herders!
Rolls a keg of Sasparilla to the table.
Border collie Diamond Lil' has rounded up them "sheep herders" an' their "charges" at the Black Dog saloon... Itchin' & scratchin' times are over...... She throws in Porterhouse steaks she caught at the Reno Rodeo in "light o' the holiday"...they's aged a bit by now... BBQ is fired up...mutton anyone??? ;D
My Diamond Lil wouldn't have no mutton but she does like lamb shanks e'er now an agin.
Here's o'l Diamond Lil in action....
http://www.mynews4.com/news/story/Diamond-Lil-is-a-fan-favorite-at-Reno-Rodeo/59vnVTsoXUqSFK6vTbsomQ.cspx
Delmonico comes in and stirs the fire:
::) :o
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/night%20kitchen/5-1.jpg)
How bout stirrin the pot instead...that's what yer best at.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Leo throws in some footie jammies with little duckies on em.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on July 10, 2012, 09:42:43 AM
Leo throws in some footie jammies with little duckies on em.
Delmonico notices brown stains in the seat and tosses them out in the streeet, using a long stick.
Quote from: Delmonico on July 10, 2012, 03:17:35 PM
Delmonico notices brown stains in the seat and tosses them out in the streeet, using a long stick.
But you was the only what wore em. They was bran new when I put em up.
Notices EPA guys in Hazmat suits picking them up with a long stick........
I'm going for more lemonade.
With a sasparilla in hand, Modoc antes up a Buisness card from a newly met SASS pard, Bighorn.
What time does the Irma in Cody, Wyoming serve breakfast ;D
Majer orders Biscuts n gravy with a side of Grits an a SweeTea,antes up a registration for a 1970 4 door AMC Hornet with a 232 straight six and automatic
Delmonico tosses in some bacon and beans and a hunk a fried pork:
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He tosses in a 1978 Ford Fairmont with a 200 cid six and an automatic tranny, plus a big chunk of the cardboard dash missing on the bottom from where the CB broke loose goin' over a RR track. (No not me, but it was funny when he put it in and it didn't work. A ground wire fixed the problem till the RR track.) ::)
Quote from: Delmonico on September 03, 2012, 09:26:30 PM
Delmonico tosses in some bacon and beans
Did ya fight the bloody brittish in the town a New Orleans?
Quote from: Leo Tanner on September 03, 2012, 09:49:23 PM
Did ya fight the bloody brittish in the town a New Orleans?
No he gave me a good seegar. ;D
Time to resurrect this Card Game, Majer antes a Cuban Cohiba(wrapper)
Leo throws in a Swisher Sweet ta sweeten the pot.
TLD throws in a bubble gum cigar.
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Slim antes.
Slim threw in candy cigarettes to the pot, which was what I was gonna throw in. I guess that I'll toss in some non-tobacco mint flavored snuff.
Leo makes a virgin margarita and sets the glass in the pot.
Delmonico looks at the pot and decides he wants nothing that's in it: :P
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Just like ya ta fold.
Well the major did not empty the pot before he tossed stuff in it and none of you checked either.
Now Del, Slim was supposed to empty the pot,Because as we all know,"IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!"
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on March 03, 2013, 01:21:19 PM
Now Del, Slim was supposed to empty the pot,Because as we all know,"IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!"
That's true, in fact it most likely was Slim who pooped in the pot.
The question is did eat coffee beans first. Makes all the difference in the value.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 04:04:50 PM
The question is did eat coffee beans first. Makes all the difference in the value.
Go ahead a look, if he's been eatin' a lot of beans it will look like a cow flop because of the velocity of the impact. :P
Quote from: Delmonico on March 03, 2013, 04:18:18 PM
Go ahead a look, if he's been eatin' a lot of beans it will look like a cow flop because of the velocity of the impact. :P
The Cawfee is your expertise las' I checked.
I'll slide a pan of peach cobbler onto the table!
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 04:24:43 PM
The Cawfee is your expertise las' I checked.
I'm knowledgeable about all kinds of aspects of food and deep in your heart you know I'm right on this one, basic physics, the hight the velocity the greater the impact and the more expansion to the projectile, just like a bullet in a 220 Swift. ;D
Quote from: DeaconKC on March 03, 2013, 04:47:17 PM
I'll slide a pan of peach cobbler onto the table!
I wouldn't put anything eatable with in 100 yards of that table. ::)
Good point! Let's grab the cobbler and vamoose!
How about some vanilla ice cream to go on that peach cobbler.
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 03, 2013, 05:37:20 PM
How about some vanilla ice cream to go on that peach cobbler.
You know what I think about peach cobbler, I've made several hundred of them, never took a bite of one of them, but they're cheap to make. ;D Toss my ice cream in a dish.
MMMMMMM hot cobbler and ice cream, nothn' better 'cept maybe hot cookies and cold milk!
I'm goin outside ta eat cobbler with the other guys. Keep the stuff I threw in I fold.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 03, 2013, 07:46:36 PM
I'm goin outside ta eat cobbler with the other guys. Keep the stuff I threw in I fold.
Delmonico tosses a package of flour tortillas in the pot. ::)
Majer takes the now stale tortillas outside along with his shotgun and uses them for aerial targets
PULL
And the shot bounces off. ::)
DANG IT.... now I gotta go chase my taco :D
Quote from: mestiza letty on April 24, 2013, 12:15:36 PM
DANG IT.... now I gotta go chase my taco :D
Looks ta me like it's a hard shell taco, not a soft shell.
Precisely why I didn't call it that ;)
Sounds to me like we could use taco shaped iron targets 'round here at the next shoot! I hate when they call 'em "round" targets.....sounds too much like their description of me!
Time to bring this back...Majer antes up a beef burrito and a side of re-fried beans
Slim throws in a chili pepper.
pot is full of quezo....and I have 6 aces in my hat band
I got some cow stomach and some corn that's been soaked in drain cleaner. ::) ;D
Slim throws in a kidney pie.
How 'bout a tongue sammich to the ante ?
Leo throws in a tin type of his dear ol' auntie Beef Cheeks.
Found some leftover chicken and dumplins in the fridge......
I'll see yer chickn'n'dumplings and raise you a pot of "Fire'n'Ice Wild Boar Chili.
Cheers! ;D
Delmonico folds and leaves, he don't want nothin' to do with no chili that has to have a fancy name, chili should speak for itself. ::)
Aw come on back Del, at least it wern't dumped over spaghetti... ;D ;D
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on October 22, 2013, 11:12:09 AM
Aw come on back Del, at least it wern't dumped over spaghetti... ;D ;D
Are you sure?
I'm headed to the store, check it out for me and if you see even one bean in it toss it out. ;)
Oh come on Del, we know ya love the beans...
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Just put on a pot of that high-falootin hazelnut coffee......smells purty good, y'all head over.
Quote from: DeaconKC on October 23, 2013, 03:56:43 PM
Just put on a pot of that high-falootin hazelnut coffee......smells purty good, y'all head over.
Oh now it's foo foo coffee, probably got a Prius with a cup holder also. ::)
Majer throws the foofoo coffee out with the potpourri and replaces it with some dark roast Brazilian coffee (Got to keep the coosie happy)
What was the potpourri for, foo foo tea? :P
Okay, okay, I'l grab some Maxwell House, sheesh. That Prius comment has just down right nasty. Just for that, you ain't gettin' any of Mama's homemade chocolate chip cookies!
I tell the kids at work to "Suck it up, Cowboy up or go out and cry in your Prius." Co-workers I ain't so nice to. ;) You keep Maxwell's house, I got some nice light roasted Panamanian right now and some darker roasted Peruvian to make at work when I get there. ;D
Just have to make my own cookies I guess, got sinner-mon currant bread though. :P
Ya can keep the fancy raisins, I'll have ham an eggs with ma coffee.
Throws in some Trappy's.
Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 24, 2013, 09:58:01 AM
Ya can keep the fancy raisins,
I like my Zante Currants, they is more so-fist-i-cated than just plain raisins. ;)
Ok, I'll play the "Canuck" card; my coffee is dark roast cuban, with a nice fat "corona" with it.
It's the ONLY advantage in being up here, in the land of snow and gun control.
Cheers!
At dadburn chuckwagon gotta be up yonder somewheres,at ole scudders tracks are gettin freash Matthew
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Quote from: litl rooster on October 26, 2013, 09:32:44 AM
<<<------Had just traded in his riding horse "whoadammit" in an effort to lower his carbon hoof print. Rides of to the Longbranch and ties the new steed Prius to the rail, then mosies up to the table and drops four much smaller road apples in the pot. Then draws another ace.
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Don't worry, they will tell you. ;D
Quote from: Delmonico on October 26, 2013, 06:47:29 PM
Don't worry, they will tell you. ;D
Ain't that the truth ;D
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ vaaroom==============>
Quote from: GunClick Rick on October 26, 2013, 10:08:59 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ vaaroom==============>
that's one of his best routines
<<<< ante's up a 2 year old bag of candy korn...Even Prius won't eat these.
Kid's sittin in now. I drive up in a 62 Stude, not givin' a rats a$$ about carbon footprints or any of that. Walk in the door, and put down a pair of smelly sweat socks. :o
--TK
Uses a pitchfork to scoop sweat socks into that phantom Prius. :-X
[gotta be SUMTHIN round here to cover that smell...]
Hey, we needed those coffee filters dern it!
:) Jus' ley 'em down and lets git goin'. 8) :)
--TK
Woohoo! TLOTH just gave me a new S&W coffee cup! Fillerup Boys!
With the juices from the sweat socks? :-X :o ::)
Sorry, just had to ask.
--TK
Egads! :P
Tolt ya they was good filters.
Leo bets a empty cap tin an asks fer four.
I'll see yer cap tin an raise ya a Studebaker hub cap with a dent in it.
I'll see your cap and raise you 4 rusty Stude caps. And, for good measure, a dirty dinner plate. The noodles were good though....
--TK
Found an old badger shavin' brush, I'll toss in the pot. Still lathers good!
Quote from: DeaconKC on November 14, 2013, 08:24:32 PM
Found an old badger shavin' brush, I'll toss in the pot. Still lathers good!
I'd bet the lather mug but someone is drinking out of it now
hands pat
Quote from: litl rooster on November 15, 2013, 04:24:30 AM
I'd bet the lather mug but someone is drinking out of it now
hands pat
Thought the coffee tasted a little soapy.
I'll take two.
Delmonico tosses in his real straight razor and wants to see who is really man enough to shave with it. ;D
I wouldn't shave on a bet. With any kind of razor.
Raise a rusty pair of scissors.
What is this "shaving" of which you speak??(look at my avatar)
Raises with a bottle of Bay Rum stinks nice
I only shave parts of my face, was talkin' to those here that does. ;)
BTW workin' on a different look, gonna do some trimmin' after a bit, got an idea to try.
Throws in the leather strap what came with the razor. "Guess that's so Del can be clean cut an well bahaved".
Quote from: Delmonico on November 15, 2013, 07:57:57 AM
Delmonico tosses in his real straight razor and wants to see who is really man enough to shave with it. ;D
Del,My grandfather was a barber back in the 40's &50's,I have about a 1/2 dozen VERY good straight razors that he used.I have used them for shaving/trim work but since I let the beard grow out haven't used them in a while.Have offered to use them on my wifes legs but she doesn't trust me with them for some reason... ::) ::)
I see the Majors beauty/day spa and raise a Rat's@$$, give me one card ;)
Delmonico tosses in some bay rum and a razor stop to help shave the rat's patooy.
A shaved rat........... ??? :P
I'll put in a piece of wet firewood and take one.
--TK
Delmonico tosses the piece of wood in the fire and wonders what it was wetted with. ::)
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Whatever it was, we need some for the chili.
Antes up a bottle of Pinaud's Bay Rum Aftershave to go with the straight razor and brush.
The shaved rat comes in and steals the bay rum.
::) :P
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gets the large dutch oven and throws the shaved rat in it.
Takes a belt of the Bay Rum and draws another ace
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ??? Did I actually see that? I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)
--TK
Quote from: The Trinity Kid on November 26, 2013, 10:46:57 AM
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ??? Did I actually see that? I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)
--TK
Well if you can shave beef you can shave a rat.
Delmonico tosses a used Bic razor into the pot.
Slim tosses shaved horse hoof in the pot.
Delmonico pulls it out, makes some glue and puts it on Slim's chair while he goes out to the alley to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Stu walks in and sits in Slim's chair, looks at Delmonico and says "What are you grinning about?"
Delmonico says nothing and tosses a crow bar into the pot. ::)
Kid Throws in a broken wishbone......I broke the short end of the wishbone, by the way. :'(
--TK
Delmonico tosses in a split wishbone. ;D ::)
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Deke starts pickin' out "Hot Rod Lincoln" on an old steel geetar..... ;D
Delmonico tosses in an old 45 RPM record.
Kid cranks it up to 78RPMs...... ::) ;D That oughta liven things up a bit around here.
--TK
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Drool........in the pot that is. Nice lookin' car, too. ::) ::)
--TK
Majer throws in a tangled mess of outdoors Christmas lights...CALL!!
After the drool.......I fold.
Starts a new pot with a bid of 3 leftover brownies from Thursday.
Delmonico folds cause he hates puttin' up Christmas lights tangled or not and he suspects the brownies was a Betty Crocker mix.
He goes out to the hitchin' post and gets in Ol' Charly's Hot Rod Lincoln, does a burn out and tosses horse poop into the saloon. ::) :P
Nope, homemade brownies with pecans.......glad you left, 'cause I like 'em!
Newbie to the card game ante's up a workshop manual for the flat-head V8!
Quote from: Angel_Eyes on December 02, 2013, 12:44:42 PM
Newbie to the card game ante's up a workshop manual for the flat-head V8!
Delmonico comes back, looks at the manual and tosses it in the alley and says, "count again." ;D
Was the Hot Rod pink slip and actual ante to the pot, or just the photos of the Rod?
Blair
Manual picks himself up and checks,,,,,,,,,,,,his big machete!
Delmonico lets him get in the rumble seat and takes him out to the sugar cane field and drops him off. ::)
Hopefully he still has his machete.
Quote from: DeaconKC on December 03, 2013, 09:07:18 AM
Hopefully he still has his machete.
Delmonico tosses a corn knife into the pot.
...tosses in a flat owl that he hit today [tore the side mirror right off my work car] :P
Delmonico tosses an old Ivory Johnson Owl Head into the pot. ::)
Tosses on of those new-fangled busted cell phones on the table.......don't even ask how that happened. 8)
One of my friends got so mad at her phone that she threw it at a cinder block wall... Went from Blackberry, to cobbler. I'll put the cobbler in the pot, too.
--TK
Delmonico tosses a string and two tin cans into the pot.
Deke chases off the goat trying to get the two tin cans.......it looked like Nancy Pelosi.
Gus puts up a like new only driven it church on sundays ex state cop crown vic convertible........
Delmonico tosses in a 66 VW Convertible with custom safety device and custom paint.
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Trinity Kid puts in....whatever this is...... ???
--TK
Deacon clears the table and puts out 2 big plates of Christmas cookies! Merry Christmas youse guys! Somebody grab some coffee and cold milk!
Stu scoots his chair over to the stove, retrieves the coffee pot & says: "Somebody grab me a cup, I can't seem to get out of his chair."
What size cup, perhaps a D cup?
By Bill Hirschi
You know, I've never been much for shopping
In fact I try to stay away from town -
Except when shipping time comes,
I ain't easily found.
But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with Ma.
But before I left, she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"
Without thinkin' I said "sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
and said, "I'll be back by three."
Well, when I done the things I needed
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.
I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.
I walked right up to the sales clerk
I didn't hem or haw.
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."
From behind I heard some snickers
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store,
And they's all gawkin' at me!
"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head.
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.
She gives me a disgusted look
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong.
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.
She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display.
Well I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.
They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before -
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.
They had bras you wear for eighteen hours,
And bras that cross your heart.
There was bras that lift and separate,
And that was just the start.
They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all.
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.
Well, I finally made my mind up
Picked a black and lacy one.
I told the lady,
"Bag it up," And figured I was done.
But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
"Six and seven eighths."
"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh yes ma'am, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."
I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise.
When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.
"That's what I use to measure with,
I figured it was fair;
But If I'm wrong I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.
By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up.
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure for the cup.
When she finally had it figured
I gave the gal her pay
I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home.
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.
She was still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care.
Now she don't ask and I don't shop
For no more women's underwear.
In keepin' with the spirit of poetry:
What I want's
a girl so big and fat,
that when ya go to hug her,
you don't know where you're at!
So you take a piece of chalk
in your hand, and make a mark
where you began.
One day, I was huggin'
and a chalkin',
and beggin; her to be my bride....
I met a feller with a piece of chalk
in his hand,
oh no, he was comin' round the other side!
Happy New Year! New pot, ante up boys. I toss in a bunch of empty .45 Colt brass.
I started to say I'd throw in an armload of firewood, . . . case anybody was cold, . . . but have to renigg on that, . . . it's below zero here again.
Just soon as I get the stove cleaned out, . . . I'll put in a bucket of ashes, . . . y'all can keep the bucket too.
May God bless,
Dwight
Slim throws in a bucket of creosote from the stovepipe.
Pokes the creosote with a worn to the nub #2 pencil with no eraser.
New pot Boys! I'm tossin' an old Smith and Wesson cleaning rod in!
I'll toss in an uncomfortable bus chair. Like new, only been sat in for 10 hours!
--TK
Trinity,
I'll see your bus chair and toss in a pair of crutches.
FOLD I don't want any crutches
Neither do I ;D
But it beats a walker (not a pistol)
I'll toss in an old cap gun!
And a roll of used caps ;D
Dan Gerous throws in a pair of imaginary antlers from the buck that got away. Trust me, they were HUGE!
Time for a new deal,everyone ante up...(Majer throws in a bushel of oak leaves)
I'll match that with a couple garbage bags of pine needles!
I'll throw in a couple of cups of stale coffee. :-X
Good Troy puts in a sack full of bite-sized skiddles, and a dozen spent 45-70 cartridges with split case mouths.
Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>)
I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.
You got that right! Okay, i will put on a fresh pot of GOOD coffee!
Quote from: PJ Hardtack on November 02, 2015, 05:49:02 PM
Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>)
I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.
Delmonico wanders in, sees the above post, laughs and decides to come back later. ::)
Del,Get back here, we need a grouchy Ol coosey to cook for us... ;D ;)
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on November 02, 2015, 08:24:28 PM
Del,Get back here, we need a grouchy Ol coosey to cook for us... ;D ;)
No, I'm not here cause I'm havin' fun elsewhere. ;D
Delmonico comes in, doesn't see any hanging fresh meat and so he sends Bob Ballard to find some of that Spam lost in the North Atlantic. ::)
Del, You can call Bob back! I think I've got all that lost Spam in my email in-box. Do you want it tossed in the pot?
May as well, don't look like we're gonna get no fresh meat.
Got enough here to cover both me and Del. Eeewww, the thought of being covered in spam! :o :o
Russ, which would you rather do? be covered with spam or play strip poker with whoopie goldberg,barbara walters and hillery clinton?
Majer throws 100 gallons of eye& mind bleach into the pot.
Delmonico goes and pukes in the pot. :P
Major, I think that would qualify as a good argument for assisted life termination! Anyone have Dr. Jack Kevorkian's phone number? Oops, he's not taking calls anymore! Guess I'll have to toss in a bushel of Prozac and hope it takes effect before the other game starts!
Majer, 100 gallons isn't enough. I'll see your 100 gallons and raise you another 100. and 10 bars of lye soap.
That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench! Throws the whole pot out the back door and sees even the coyotes won't touch it! New pot goes in with some good chili in it!
Quote from: DeaconKC on November 04, 2015, 06:08:14 PM
That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench! Throws the whole pot out the back door
That's not a string bikini. it's fat lines,I was going to use it for a target, but the bullets kept veering off of course,I tried to burn it but the flame kept running away,I finally put it in the reloading shed to keep the mice away...only thing that's worked
They have a copy of that in every ER, go take the blue pill and go in after 4 hours and they'll drag it out. A friend who is an ER nurse told me that. :o
Quote from: DeaconKC on November 04, 2015, 06:08:14 PM
That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench! Throws the whole pot out the back door and sees even the coyotes won't touch it! New pot goes in with some good chili in it!
With or with out, please tell me without and that you use real meat. ::)
Yeah, that old pot was pretty well ruined-not sure if even the 200 gallons of bleach and the lye soap would save it.
I'll throw in some corn chips to go with the chili (likes corn chips better than crackers with chili-either with or without)
If the spoon won't stand it ain't done. You can scoop it up with the chips.
Delmonico tosses in a pint of his chili powder.
I'll throw in a can of Beano, and a VCR tape of "Blazing Saddles".
Delmonico tosses in an Edo period Japanese painting.
As Del has made this pot an Arts collection, I'll make it literature too and toss in a copy of Robert Heinlein's Beyond This Horizon. Remember:
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."
Delmonico tosses some gas masks into the pot. ::)
Chili con carne it is, and good enough for the spoon to stand! Now who's got some good cheddar?
Hey Del, weren't those guys in the bar scene in Star Wars? ::)
Just remember, safety first. :o
Slim throws the following in the pot.
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I know it's not even Thanksgiving yet, but I've got a mess of Christmas lights I know won't light up, so I'll toss them in the pot so someone has plenty of time to find the bulb that's burned out!
I think I may have gotten a little enthusiastic on the chili...........the wooden spoon just caught fire.
Don't know what to tell you. ::)
Delmonico tosses some smut into the pot. :o
Delmonico comes into the tread, sees there is still no fresh meat and decides they will have to have this for supper. :P
I've got some leftover cat food (Garfield loves lasagna). I'll toss some of it into the pot! The rest is mine!!
Delmonico tosses in a Sail Possum. ;D
There's another possum like that just up the road, been tenderizing a few days now, I'll throw it in too. Or maybe it was a coon. Hard to tell now. Just for sure it wasn't an armadillo, 'cause it's got hair.
The Trinity Kid walks in after a long foray into the hills, scratches a stubled chin and tosses in a bowl of noodles.
--TK
Delmonico comes in, still don't see the promised fresh meat and heads to see if Wal-Mart has any sales. ::)
Not to sure about the way this meal is going, sooooooo, how bout some leftover peach cobbler?
Delmonico sits and waits to see what happens.
Modoc wanders back in after a good walkabout and adds last year's deer tag and a Hexagenia. :P
WE DOAN NEED ANY MORE FLIES IN HERE...I FOLD!
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on July 02, 2016, 03:15:04 PM
WE DOAN NEED ANY MORE FLIES IN HERE...I FOLD!
What am I supposed to do with this pint of castor oil now? Drink it?? :o
I double dawg dare ya ;D ;D
I hate to drink alone. 8)
Ask Modoc
Delmonico tosses a basket of prunes on the table.
I'm stayin' upwind of y'all! Found some old .22 hulls for the kitty!
Quote from: DeaconKC on July 02, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'm stayin' upwind of y'all! Found some old .22 hulls for the kitty!
Kitty? Durn fool thinks this is Facebook with all this kitty stuff.
I fold.... Another crappy hand;)
Quote from: Delmonico on July 03, 2016, 01:04:46 AM
Kitty? Durn fool thinks this is Facebook with all this kitty stuff.
Man alive! Feller tries to give some valyooable 22 hulls and gets run over! ;)
I'm just gonna sit here with some hot cookies and cold milk my Missus just fixed!
Quote from: DeaconKC on July 03, 2016, 06:40:44 PM
Man alive! Feller tries to give some valyooable 22 hulls and gets run over! ;)
I'm just gonna sit here with some hot cookies and cold milk my Missus just fixed!
Demonico tosses in some welding rod.
Majer throws in a bucket of prop wash. ;D
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on July 05, 2016, 11:11:23 PM
Majer throws in a bucket of prop wash. ;D
TK adds some flight line to that one. ::)
--TK
I toss in a used cell-stretcher.
Delmonico comes in, sits down and orders a bottle of Moxie.
ST tosses an empty bottle of Black Jack, opens a new one and pours himself a night cap.
TK has a parcel delivered, which is opened and the contents tossed into the pot. Because who wouldn't want to win a bunch of government junk. ::)
--TK
No junk here, I'm addin' a Peach Pie the Missus made last night! Ifin yer good I'll add ice cream!
Probably Blue Bell and we are going to die from eating it. ::)
Since it's been almost 2 years, I'll raise some pumpkin spice cawfee( :-X :-X ) and see how fast Del folds.
Well what the heck ,,I'll up " 2 lady's garters ",,,,( ?? found 'm ) if y'a don't know what they are ,, your to young for this hand .
smoke'm if y'a got'm ,, Hootmix . how bout a shot of Black ,, ( grin 'n like a fox ).
I'll call and raise ya all with 1# of beef bacon, one bale of straw, and a six pack of Schlitz! ::) ::) ;D
(Note: I actually bought a Remington 514 single shot 22 LR rifle with the above and I believe there was several other items tossed in the deal also (believe $2-3 dollars was included). Many moons ago, late in 1969 or so, a few friends and I were congregating at the garage of a friend. The garage served as a place to go when the local gins mills were closed, after hours, or when there wasn't any other place to go (town of a 1000). Anyway, after the consumption of a "few" (??) adult beverages I tried to buy the Rem 514 from the friend who had the garage. No monetary figure could be reached, so when he finally asked me what I'd give him for it, I rattled off the above plus a few other non-remembered items. Still have the rifle, served as my main coon huntin weapon for quite a while. Jubal, you were there, maybe ya can recall all the other items.
I'm in this hand with some empty Berdan primer brass!
I'll toss in an overpriced textbook that I didn't need to buy.
Time to revive tha Card Game, I'll raise Ya a double hand full of split nickle .38 Special Starline brass.
What's so special about cracked cases?
DELMONICO tosses in a 3 day old Burger King Taco and an Impossible Whopper.😳
They's special cus theys shiny
I'll toss in a lego land mines one of the g'kids left on the floor.
DELMONICO tosses an 8 track tape of the Partridge Family in the pot.
The kid tosses a cracked bedframe into the pot.
--TK
DELMONICO tosses in a sock with holes in it, but doesn't toss in a little brown puppy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yet. >:(
Modoc is ready to toss in a ?Young Gun Boy?, but won?t to keep momma happy. Instead I?ll toss in California flatlanders trying to drive on snow :o
Sorry, californians aren't legal tender in this card game ;D ;D ;D
Okay, I?ll replace the Californians with a scrum of Oregonians doing the same thing. ;D ;D
>:( >:(Not a lot of difference there. ::) ::)
I'll raise a slightly used Blackhawk Serpa holster with powder burns inside.
Ought ta throw in the "powder burned" pants to go with it. ::)
wM1
I was only given the holster, I really didn't want the pants...They were full. :o :o
Delmonico tosses in the left over mashed taters that are still in the icebox.
The Kid tosses in a knee-high pile of accumulated homework from the past 18 months.
--TK
I see your pile of home work and raise you: Recovering a glut of electronics squirreled up by a power outage, removal of eight inches of gnarly white stuff in the driveway and on the side walks (All caused by the sn*w that hit the night we left Reno for Oregon).
I?ll see you 8? of white stuff and raise a full 5? rain gauge that blew off the fence. ;) ;D
I'm out, I don't want any more of that frozen evil white stuff.
I'll add an EKG electrode patch I found in my underwear in the hamper. ::)
Let it snow, I have food, tea bags and coffee for up to a month and will send someone for puppy chow.
Steaks 🥩 got high in this game.
Nobody said we were having steaks.
Puts some januwine tube steaks on the grill!
I'll see that with some Steak Diane leftovers. Steak in one cast iron skillet with butter and garlic. Sauce in a smaller cast cast skillet with shallots, mushrooms, more garlic,that Worcestershire stuff and more butter, oops almost for got the brandy. (There wouldn't have been any leftovers except I use a ten oz. steak instead of a six ouncer. That was supper last night.
The wife's in Wisconsin for three weeks so I get to over eat ;D
Need to cut back ::) :-\::)
Delmonico tosses in a couple used drainage tubes. :P
I fold. ::)
Slim
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on December 23, 2019, 07:36:35 AM
I fold. ::)
Slim
The Kid contemplates tossing in a plane ticket to San Antonio, TX, but decides folding may be a better option.
--TK
Yer learnin Kid... ;) ;)
Delmonico tosses in his and hers walkers.
Slim tosses in a broken fence rail.
Delmonico tosses in a gait belt that is no longer needed.😜
Major throws in a leaking radiator from a 2005 Saturn Vue.
Delmonico is surprised it's not the whole car.🙄
I have to get my Mom a replacement before I can throw the whole car in.
I've had a couple of cars like that over the years.
I'll throw in some leftover Christmas cookies to start the new year.
Delmonico tosses in the fruit cocktail they tried to pawn off on him at lunch, he's still having nightmares about the pineapple and the peaches abusing the pears and the poor
lonely cherry.🤮
Delmonico comes in, coughs on the cards and leaves.
Majer walks in wearing a NBC suit and places a half empty container of clorox wipes on the pot.
Some guy with a "I ♡ Walmart" bumper sticker comes in and steal the wipes.
Walmart lover gets knee capped and the wipes go back on the table. :o ;D ;D
Delmonico comes in again and pharts loud enough to cover the cough. :o
:o :o :o
The kid tosses in a bag of stroopwaffles.
--TK
Delmonico tosses in some Gouda cheese to go with the stroopwaffles and tosses in a knife to cut the cheese. ::)
The kid shuffles some new cards and starts the pot off with a disc golf frisbee thing and a bottle of pain pills from throwing his shoulder out.
—TK
Brings in a dozen day old donuts
Major throws in some sugar free lime jello...a 4 pack.
Slim throws in a can of canned crab meat.
Major comes in, immediately opens all the windows to air the place out from the caustic odor permeating the room. :o :o Empties a can of Fabreeze to help.
Deacon comes in and puts on a pot of coffee.
You two want to come over and cut the cards to see who deals?
You go ahead and deal, Just none off the bottom of the deck ;) ;D
Go Fish!
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on April 23, 2024, 08:30:16 PM
You go ahead and deal, Just none off the bottom of the deck ;) ;D
I've never dealt off the bottom! I was only taught how to deal seconds.
Coffinmaker opens with a Tuna/Noodle Casserole from MREs :o
Major opens the windows :-X
Russ see's the concoction and quickly raises several bottles of Maalox! :o :o
Major throws in a box of chewable Pepto bismol
Coffinmaker tosses in an MRE BBQ Ham w/Beans :P
Seeing as how DeaconKC has the stove going for the coffee and Coffinmaker has made this into a Brunch hand Russ tosses in a baked diner of meat loaf and baked mac&cheese.
if'n the stove is still hot...
Major, makes jalapenos stuffed the cream cheese and wrapped in bacon...
Deke brings in a plate of warm cookies and a gallon of cold milk.
We may haf'ta go cut some more firewood if this hand goes on for too long ??? ???.
Jim adds some pickled herring. Doesn't require firewood, and the windows are already open!
Russ decides this thing might last a while so he "Puts another log on the fire. Pass me up some bacon and some beans!"
Major raises with some Red beans and rice with mild sausage and a pitcher of Swee'Tea.
Coffinmaker "Calls" with two MRE Cherry Cookies.
Deacon opens the windows in preparation for the results of all those beans...
Russ quickly runs through the saloon extinguishing all the candles and lanterns that were lit when the night was com'n on. Hopeful to keep the chance of a major methane explosion to a minimum! :o :o
Coffinmaker lifts a Cheek ;D
https://youtu.be/R6dm9rN6oTs
NO MATCHES! NO MATCHES!
Russ checks on the status of the saloon, and finds it is still standing. He has brought a casino-size air filtration unit to avoid future biohazards, then realizes there is no electricity in town yet ::) ::), so it is nothing more than a big paper weight! So, he tosses it in the pot. :o :o :o
Deacon sees two feet sticking out from under the ACME Air Filtration Unit and relaxes when he realizes it is just a coyote...
...grabs a cup of coffee..."Who else needs some?"
Russ wants see the 2 legged coyote! On the way in brings several bird cages with a canary in each one. Announces to everyone that if they they see any of the birds keel over, yell out and run like hell. ::) ::) ::)
Coffinmaker Checks. Are the birds to be roasted or fried ???
Gunna need a bunch more of the tiny birds to make a meal.
Major throws in a couple dead rattlesnakes to fill the pot out some.
If'n the ones in the cages stay healthy, we can always eat the spares! Picks up a large coop of birds and adds it to the pot. If we deep fry 'em, toss 'em in hot sauce and call 'em Bufflo Wings! ;D ;D ;D ;D By the way, anyone know how to carve Coyote. ??? ??? ???
Umm....
Deacon throws a busted belt buckle into the pot.
Major throws in a stretched out leather belt with extra holes punched in it.
Deacon throws an cardboard box marked
".45 Long Colt" into the pot and runs for his life.
Majer throws in some a box of Revolver Ball Cartridges, Caliber .45 for both Colt and S&W pistols
Coffinmaker raises with a partial box of .44 Manglem
Majer thinks about the .44 Manglem, only gun chambered in that is a break action single shot with a RedDot sight on it that I haven't shot yet. :-\ :-\
Just strolling by and note an open seat,
I 'ante-up 7 rounds on 41 Long Colt and 4 rounds of 41 short, Both Center Fire and heal based...
and for the life of me can't remember how I came by them ???
Deacon shows back up and wanders around with a pot of his famous 40 weight coffee.
The Kid ghosts in through the back door nursing a sore shoulder from getting a kayak dropped on him, and tosses in a busted spatula that suffered the same fate.
Modoc steps back in and adds the quote from a box of BBC shot shells
"Due to the Politically incorrect climate of today and the act that the government does not feel that citizens are ntelligent. We are required to inform you to keep ammunition out of children's reach and away from children this way they cannot learn right from wrong"
We doan need no warnings, we grew up in a time when you got yer butt whipped if you were bad and learned a lasting lesson.
Majer throws in a roundtuit.
Coffinmaker checks his hand and considers raising an empty Shotgun Shipping Box.
Lost my shirt, to Col. Mustard in library and his candle stick.
I'm gonna take up Jacks or maybe marbles...no wait! I lost my marbles too!
DeaconKC offers up a pot of his "40 weight coffee".
::) Coffinmaker raises with an Unopened pack of Christmas Cards :D
Majer throws in a roll of "forever" stamps he got @.32 cents each, now @ .60 cents,better return than savings bonds ;D
Deacon offers up a box of "Slightly used" Christmas wrapping paper.
Modoc raises with 80 used birthday cake candles from his Pa's cake today.
The Kid tosses in a broken 1/8" drill bit advertised as viable for metal and wood, and yet sheared off when drilling through 1/4" plywood. ???
—TK
Modoc,I'll see your 80 candles and raise you 90 from my Moms birthday cake.
I'll see those candles and raise with three broken Trigger/Bolt springs ::)