Newbrassky

[Trinity]

Irish wonders why litl rooster wants to put mustard on a Posse, thinks he might be spendin time with Trinity's jug.  Irish grabs a shovel and starts to dig out Slim.

"Nope!  Mah recipe won' make a body wanna do somethin' silly like that.  Now, some of that stuff them injuns smoke, wail, that might do it!.

"Careful with that there shovel.  Ya don' wanna be scalpin' Slim."

Yep! Sounds like it might be cousin Toes.

"When you see him, tail him that Ah wan' mah money.  Ah was tryin' ta help a body out an' decided ta accept co-lateral instead of money fer them two jugs, but his dee-posit of two toes is startin' ta stank."

[litl rooster]

litl rooster may have to hire this guy from Arkansas

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0206/305119.html

Sobering up from Trinity' Jug...litl rooster finds his way to Tely graf office sends tely graf to Little Rock...since stealin sheep is ok in Newbrassky....Put's Mustard on a Biscuit and climbs back on his horse.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Will Irish dig Slim out in time for the weekend? 

Is Trinity putting what the Indians smoke into his brew? 

Will the Blue Plates return to bother Del? 

Will Stoney reappear? 

Will litl rooster return from Dunning with a Posse or the Sheep Stealer?

Will the FFG appear and whack everybody? 

Will Harpoluke and the Sheep blow themselves up? 

For the answers to these and other questions stay tuned, same Newbrasskey time, same Newbrasskey channel! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim commences ta shiverin' in the snowdrift. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

By the time Irish reaches Slim there's a block of ice around him, so Irish takes him into the kitchen and stands him next to the stove, then he make s a pot of coffee.

[litl rooster]

By the time Irish reaches Slim there's a block of ice around him, so Irish takes him into the kitchen and stands him next to the stove, then he make s a pot of coffee.

Don't forget to give hi, a mop you know how Del gets, about water in the floor

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets out a wash tub for them to put him in till he thaws.

[Sod Buster]

For the answers to these and other questions stay tuned, same Newbrasskey time, same Newbrasskey channel! 

I am all agog with anticipation.  Life can get kinda slow out here on the plains in my shabby soddy! 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim begins to wiggle his little finger!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico writes Wissy-consion or bust on the buckboard, throws the half frozen Slim in it and slaps the horse on the hindquarter.

[litl rooster]

litl rooster see the half frozen Slim in his buggy go by. Yells out, Slim you might bring some xtry cheese back with you.  That fella from Arkansas will be here to git rid of the Sheep when you return.

[Trinity]

"Wait, Ah'll git rid of them sheep!  Whar's mah fork-n-knife?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Trinity and says, "Remember the last time ya ate a sheep, ya sweated grease fer a week."

[Trinity]

"Yeah, an' it were tasty too.  It made a good smear fer mah braid.  ...But ah ain' gonna eat mah drankin' buddy, Sheep.  Whar is he?"

Trinity opens a jug and at the sound of the cork, Sheep runs in.

[Delmonico]

"It be a good thing that Slim branded yer sheep with his runnin' S brand, that way ya won't get hunged like the Sheepman."

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Uknown to Del, Da Sheep put some special coal in the fire box of the Steam tractor/ N Amonia in Boiler of the tractor.

The 'coal' was cannon powder burns extra hot,  the Amonia corrods N freezes the safty valve the tractor goes Kablooy!

Shure ran fast fer a spell.

Sheep slips away safley.

[Delmonico]

Since the weather has been sub-zero for days and it it almost impossible to fire a cold steam engine in those conditions, blowin' up the steam tractor is another dream the sheep man has after countin' to many sheep again.

[litl rooster]

authors note>>>>>me thinks the Sheep herder has been in the Loco weed agin.......

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks in the medice cabinet and hollors, "The Sheepman's been in and stole all the consumpion medice again."

http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,8092.0.html

[Sod Buster]

Maybe it is time for a Nebraska Wolf Hunt....but this time we will "catch and release" the wolves on the sheepherder's spread.