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[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity takes a couple of more puffs and Sod Busters veggies start looking back

[Trinity]

 

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggghh!!!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sherlene gets wind of what Del and Trinity are up to and heads for the oak grove mumblin to herself, "Tha last time that idjit went there with Del he come home itchin and scratchin from tha poison oak he got into.  On her way out the door she grabs a big rolling pin.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Sherlene gets wind of what Del and Trinity are up to and heads for the oak grove mumblin to herself, "Tha last time that idjit went there with Del he come home itchin and scratchin from tha poison oak he got into.  On her way out the door she grabs a big rolling pin.

[Delmonico]

Sherlene sees a naked sheep herder gettin' ready to dance in some posion oak and panics and runs clear to Dunning.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes ta milk the cow and sees the wagon in the distance. "Have fun dancing fellars. Someone's gotta stay and do the chores."

[Marshal harpoluke]

Marshal n Da Sheep have smeared the Privey n the Lou with poisen Oak,


A few hours later, Dell N the crew are complaining bout a New 'Social' Desiese!


(Pardon no Tin Types availabe this is a Family thread)

[Delmonico]

Since Delmonico and the crew are out in the wagon there is no privy around, the sheepherder missed the context again.

[Trinity]

Trinity is busy dancing and enjoying the bon fire.  He hails the Sun-God who is taking an extended journey in his chariot across the sky today on the longest day of the year.

Suddenly he hears a sound and turns to OT.  "Did that soun' lahk mah wahf a-scramin'?"

[Ozark Tracker]

well I just thought it was somebody a chanting some kinda incantation,  but ya know it did kinda sound like Sherelene, 

couldn't be though,  what'd she be doing out here


about that time Miz Collinwoods wagon pulls into the cermony grounds and several of her girls jump out and start dancing around.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Since Delmonico and the crew are out in the wagon there is no privy around, the sheepherder missed the context again.

Maybe Summer Solstice?  the longest summer day? Yeh shouldn't cook with Poison Oak Del.

[Delmonico]

So the sheepherders out of context posts don't look so dumb, Delmonico tells everyone not to poop out on the prairie and puts up a sting of privies every 3 miles between the ranch and the oak grove.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

He franchises them as Delmonico's Dump Spots!  Trinity sensing a seasonal business opportunity tells Del he will buy half of the franchises.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: See sheepherders ain't completly worthless, now we have more income.>

[Ozark Tracker]

He franchises them as Delmonico's Dump Spots!  Trinity sensing a seasonal business opportunity tells Del he will buy half of the franchises.

when Trinity asks Del which half is his ,  he tells him the half that holds the water

[Trinity]

Previously:  Saddened that the sun god finally left Trinity begins to visit the Portapoops and filling them one by one. 

Presently:  Trinity wakes up in the yard, outside the ranch house, next to him is lying Sherlene's rolling pin.  He quickly feels his throbbing head and finds a large sore spot, smack in the middle of his forehead. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del walks up to the still prone Trinity and lays a shovel and a clothespin next to him.  Del says, "Your half of the franchise needs cleaning up Trinity!"

[Trinity]

 

Trinity goes over to the first and holds his nose.  Then he checks out the remaining ones and runs to Del's workshop.

An hour later Trinity comes out and hangs signs on each door:

Don't Werk. 
Out of Order!!!

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Ozark sneak over to the sheepherders ranch and take black grease and print letters on some of the sheep,  when the Marshall wakes up in the morning, he looks out the window and sees the sheep in the lot.

Happy Birthdya Marshall


Trinity spelled birthday.

[Trinity]

Happy birfday Sheep Marshall!


"Ah di'n't mispail it a-tall!  Tha sheep painted wif tha "Y" moved!"