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[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity eats a couple blocks more cheese to cushion the buttons on their trip.

[Trinity]

"Maw cushion fer tha pushin', Ah always say."

[Ozark Tracker]

After Trinity eats the last of the cheese,  he starts looking for Del, to see when he might cook supper and what it might be.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico ain't there though, he's still out in the workshop workin' on Slim's surprise.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity winds up down to the shop door and knocking on it.  he tries ta fool Delmonico by knocking on the dooor and saying  Jehova's witness.

[Sod Buster]

Suddenly Trinity gets some Intestinal Distress from all of the cheese he ate.  He bends over as he starts to cramp up.

[Delmonico]

Hearin' the noise outside his workshop, Delmonico checks to see what it is.  He quickly grabs a funnel and a pint of castor oil and pours it down Trinty.  Trinity runs to the Dismal with cheese shootin' out like a Gatlin' gun.

(Sorry, it's just been a while since I did the castor oil thing and it was such a good chance.)

[Marshal harpoluke]

Hearin' the noise outside his workshop, Delmonico checks to see what it is.  He quickly grabs a funnel and a pint of castor oil and pours it down Trinty.  Trinity runs to the Dismal with cheese shootin' out like a Gatlin' gun.

(Sorry, it's just been a while since I did the castor oil thing and it was such a good chance.)

Marshal N Da Sheep seeing Dell has "Nothing New"  Klocks Dell over His head with a Dutch Oven lid, while Dell is dizzy, Marshal slips Dells Boomerang shell into the Mighty 10ga.

Dell comes to N shoots at Marshal N Da Sheep, but hits Himself in da  (Censored).  Yeooow! Yellls Dell.

Marshall N Sheep get away.

heh, Heh, HEH!

[Delmonico]

Not even botherin' to read the sheep herders post, Delmonico goes back to his workshop.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim orders a Fish slicker from the Fort. The little brown stage coach arrives with it. Slim hides it so Trinity don't eat it. 

[Ozark Tracker]

with help from Del, Trinity has got his system cleaned out like when it was new, so he starts anew with potted meat and cheese and crackers,  trying to get it filled back up.

[Trinity]

Slim orders a Fish slicker from the Fort. The little brown stage coach arrives with it. Slim hides it so Trinity don't eat it. 

Munching happily on potted meat and white bread, Trinity notices Slim eyeing him as he unpacks his package from the Fort.  To Slim's glare Trinity responds:  "T'ain' no need ta worry.  Don' taste lahk much no-hows.  Ah ain' gonna ate another one!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Just to make sure his slicker is safe, slim scrambles up all the eggs in the cooler and frys up a few pounds of bacon to hold Trinity through the night.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has Slim come to the roof of the barn to see his surprise, he hands it to Slim and gives him a shove.

[Silver Creek Slim]

As Slim floats thru the air, he is heard singing the following song. 

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I've got the will, Lord if you've got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who've gone on before
And all of the sisters who've knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick'em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

http://bertc.com/18Track18ah.mp3

<Arthur's note: A co-verker asked me to Google the song for her this morn.>

[Delmonico]

I member it well, back from the 70's along with many other good ones.

They put Geronimo in jail down South
Where he couldn't look a gift horse in the mouth
Sergeant, Sergeant don't you feel
There's something wrong with your automobile
Warden, Warden, listen to me
Be brave and set Geronimo free
Governor, Governor, 'aint it strange
You never see a car on the Indian range

Oh boys take me back
I wanna ride in Geronimo's Cadillac
Oh boys I wanna see it for real
I wanna ride in Geronimo's automobile
Take me, take me, take me back
I wanna ride in Geronimo's [Cadillac]

Warden, Warden, don't you know
The prisoners 'aint got no place to go
It took ol'Geronimo by storm
They took the badges from his uniform
Jesus told me and I believe it's true
The redmen are in the sunset too
They stole their land and they won't give it back
And they sent Geronimo a Cadillac

Oh boys take me back
I wanna ride in Geronimo's Cadillac
Oh boys I wanna see it for real
I wanna ride in Geronimo's automobile
Take me, take me, take me back
I wanna ride in Geronimo's [Cadillac]

They put Geronimo in jail down South
Where he couldn't look a gift horse in a mouth
Sergeant, Sergeant don't you feel
There's something wrong with your automobile
Warden, Warden, listen to me
Be brave and set Geronimo free
Governor, Governor, 'aint it strange
You never see a car on the Indian range

Oh boys take me back
I wanna ride in Geronimo's Cadillac
Oh boys I wanna see it for real
I wanna ride in Geronimo's automobile
Take me, take me, take me back
I wanna ride in Geronimo's Cadillac

<Written by Michel Murphy before he discovered his middle name was Micheal.  Inspired by the piture taken in 1906 of Geronimo sittin' in a 1 cylinder, chair drive Caddy.?>

[Ozark Tracker]

As Slim sails over the house again, he makes a hooting sound,  Trinity awakens with a start, seeing the flying contraption a flying over, he runs in the house and grabs the mighty 10 and cuts loose shooting, all the while hollering,

Del, get the pot ready, I done shot a great big bird.

[Trinity]

Trinity sends Duke out to fetch the bird.  On the porchTrinity is salivating and wondering what a multicolored bird is going to taste like.  "It shore is takin' a whal.  Ah hope he ain' foun' no more lady friends!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim comes a hobbling in from the south  a using a branch as a crutch,  Trinity asks him if he seen Duke anywhere out there, a fetching a bird.

[Trinity]

Slim doesn't look very happy at the moment, so Trinity explains about the big bird and the wonderful meal they are all going to have.  It doesn't seem to cheer him up any.