Newbrassky

[Trinity]

"What ails do ya bake?"

[Ozark Tracker]

If we take anything, it's gonna havta come outa Del's kitchen  and I'm pretty sure we done et everything.

[Trinity]

"Sides DEE-serts, Ah kain' thank of nothin' ails that gits baked.  Ever'thang ails gits frahd!"

[Ozark Tracker]

you right about that,  I guess we can just go and if'n they ask, we'll tell them the other folks done et it.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Trinity ya fergot Fried Ice Cream an Batter Dipped Deep Fried Twinkies! 

[Ozark Tracker]

I think them's Trinity's fav o rite finger foods

[Trinity]

"Yep!  An' don' fergit bout deep frahd Snickers!  Ooooh, mah belly is startin' ta make noise!  That means iss tahm ta eat!!  Ah wan' me some more of them sausages!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes walking into the kitchen and asks if anybody has seen Trinity,
last night when we went over to the camp meeting, Trinity had him a pocket full of them sasuage's  he was eating one when the preacher came by, that preacher laid his hands on Trinity's head and started speaking in tounges and Trinity thought he was trying to get his sasuage and bit the preacher on the arm and run out through the back of the tent,

Ole brother love passed smooth out.

airn't seen Trinity since, thought he mighta made it home by now.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Tain't seen hide nor hair of 'em."

[Trinity]

Trinity comes running in breathless and sweaty.  "Anybody see if Ah were follered?  Ol' Brother Love has a right mean bouncer!  That shore was close.  Ah thank Ah lost him somewhere's 'roun' Forty's Customer Service Deparment."

[Delmonico]

Ok, Trinity, I took care of it.

[Trinity]

"Took care of what?" asked Trinity with a mouthful of turkey corndog.

[Trinity]

Oh, never mind. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim fries up a few pounds of cheddarwurst.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at it and then fries himself up some Newbrassky made Farmland sausage.

[Trinity]

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Cheddarwurst!  Ah could eat one now, but gotta run down to tha travellin' salvation show.  Tonight's tha last night!"

[Delmonico]

"Trinity, yer always salivatin'.  Why do you need to go to a show?"

[Ozark Tracker]

He's a going down there to see the preachers daughter, Maggie.  I found out why that preacher was a laying his hands on Trinity, because Trinity had a been laying his hands on the preachers daughter.

Now he's a going down there and try to see her tonight at the ice cream social after the services.

[Trinity]

"Trinity, yer always salivatin'.  Why do you need to go to a show?"

"Two words Free Food ... Oh!  an two more:  in abundance"

He's a going down there to see the preachers daughter, Maggie.  I found out why that preacher was a laying his hands on Trinity, because Trinity had a been laying his hands on the preachers daughter.

Now he's a going down there and try to see her tonight at the ice cream social after the services.

"Ssssshhhhh!  Ah don' wan' nobody ta know 'bout her.  'Sides, Ah'm tailin' her that Ah'm comin' to see her, but what Ah really wan' is tha chawk'lit ahs crame."

[Delmonico]

"Ice Cream Socials are borin', I want to go to an Ice Cream Un-social."