Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

<Author's note, it tasted so good last night I might do it again, quick and easy.  Would anyone think bad of me since I put in a 13 hour day if I just micro-wave last night's biscuits.>

[Ozark Tracker]

sounds just fine to me.  most times when we do have home made biscuts, we save them and nuke em later.  and after 13 hours that oughta entitle you to it.

[Delmonico]

<I always make extras and freeze them for such emergencies.>

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[Ozark Tracker]

that's a good idea,  a feller never knows when he might need a biscut or two.

[Delmonico]

<For good quick meals, buy several pounds of sausage, fry it and put it in a large glass jar, cover with the grease or add enough lard or bacon grease to cover completely.  Dig out what you want, heat and drain enough grease back to cover.  Seal with a lid and keep in refrigerator.  Will keep for weeks, folks used to do that with crocks in the cellar.  With good biscuits in the freezer you can have a good quick meal in 5 minutes.>

[Ozark Tracker]

After Del gets the gravy ready, he and Ozark eat their fill of biscuts, gravy and sasuage, without Trinity there, they have plenty. even leftovers.

[Trinity]

From his cabin, Trinity detects the smell of sausage.  He puts his nose in the air and follows the scent to the Ranch with No Name where he finds Delmonico and Ozark Tracker finishing their fill of biscuits.

With glee Trinity takes a seat.  He pushes his plate away as he pulls the plate of bisquits and the tureen of gravy over to him.  He pours the gravy over the bisquits and then retrieves Delmonicos grease reserve an pours it over the bisquits as well.

[Ozark Tracker]

I knowed that leftover grease would be a tempting ya.  with them little bites of sausage in there.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity is now covered in grease and keeps sliding out of the chair, he also slips and falls everytime he tries to stand up.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides into the ranch with sausage and cheese in his warbags.

[Trinity]

Trinity is now covered in grease and keeps sliding out of the chair, he also slips and falls everytime he tries to stand up.

"Yens got me CON-fused with someone ails.  Ah don' stan' up un-til Ah'm finished eatin, and then sometahms Ah don' even stan' up then.  Raht now, Ah ain' done eatin."

[Ozark Tracker]

Everybody else, cept Trinity,  hurries out to taste test the cheese.

[Trinity]

Trinity pulls on a rope next to his chair and the steam traction engine roars to life outside.  It is powering a conveyor belt that brings the cheese to him.  Meanwhile, everybody is busy looking for the missing cheese.  Trinity chuckles to himself as he says: "Ah done stolt yer cheese!"

[Delmonico]

With out lookin' at the cheese Trinity bites into a hunk a coal Delmonico puts on the belt.

[Trinity]

Still not looking, Trinity makes a face but continues chewing.  "Sleeeeum musta done brought back some of that Frainch cheese."

[Delmonico]

Suddenly Trinity's stomach starts to rumble, he realizes that it ain't gonna be good tommorow as the coal gases come out both ends.   

[Trinity]

Trinity thinks about it for a moment then decides if he's going to be ill tomorrow he may as well go for the gusto.  He tugs on the rope again and it speeds up the belt.

[Ozark Tracker]

Thar she blows

[Trinity]

Soon the cheese is finished and the sausages start down the belt.

[Ozark Tracker]

as the sasuage is feeding down the belt, the pressure steadly builds in the steam engine, speeding up the belt each minute.   as the sasuage moves faster and faster, Trinity tries to keep up by eating faster and faster.