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[Ozark Tracker]

I was just about ta go get ma napkin, but what do ya reckon he's gonna do with that load of pipe.

[Trinity]

"Ah shore hope it ain' goin' inta tha food.  Ah don' thank mah belly could handle all that!"

[Ozark Tracker]

yer right,  would sit awful heavy on a fellers belly.

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[Trinity]

Mebbe it's fer ta make a big fryin' pot!

[Ozark Tracker]

or maybe he's gonna stuff it full of dough and then shove it through with a pole and cut off the chunks of dough,  kinda like biscuts in a can

[Trinity]

"Wow!  What a great idear.  If'n he don' do it, less us trah ta sail it ta tha stores that have ahs-boxes."

[Ozark Tracker]

now who in this whole big world would buy biscuts in a can

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes out of the shop with an iron pipe about 10 inches long with caps on both ends, he unscrews it and starts eatin' some Saratoga Chips that is all exactly the same size an shape.

"See what I did, was run the taters through the rock crusher, mixed them in the cement mixer, run the dough through the mill roller and then stamped them out on the punch press.   They all come out exactly the same size and shape, then I pack them in the pipes and they don't get crushed in the box car on the train".  

[Ozark Tracker]

that thar a'd be a good idea fer taking em out on the trail,  no more broke chips.

[Trinity]

"Kin ya sprankle some Ode bay on them?"

Trinity bustles about gathering the tools to start making biscuits in a can because he knows there would be millions of people who don't know any better who would use them.  Maybe even one day he might even think about making fancy french rolls and flat breads that the user can put sauce and cheese on.

now who in this whole big world would buy biscuts in a can

Me.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark gets Del's pipe cutter and starts cutting some of the pipe the length to fit the ice box and threads the ends for end caps,  Trinity fashions a push rod from a dowel rod, fitted with a can top cut to the size of the pipe. a hole is cut in one of the end caps and the dowel rod pushed through until the can top is at one end, 

the two take some dough and jam the pipe full and put on the end cap.

Trinity says he is going to the house and try it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim walks into the kitchen where there is dough all over the walls, floor, cabinets, etc.  Trinity is standing by the cookstove with a piece of pipe in his hand. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark sees the problem,  Trinity, we made them tubes too long, too much dough.  they need to hold just enough for one meal at a time.

Ozark takes a new unopened tube and tries to open it,  the top is seized,  he slaps it down on the counter, to loosen the top, with the loud noise,  he says,  we need to made these little pipes outa carboard, cut down on the noise.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico grabs Trinity and drags him out to his hammock and ties him in it, upside down, he then tosses out Mrs. Trinity and the little Trinitys and starts to clean up the kitchen.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim grabs his warbags and "Mighty Ten". Saddles his horse and rides northeast. "See y'all later."
<Arthur's note: HQ is cutting our internet at 4 PM to do some upgrades.>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico takes the dough in the pipe, puts in some black, caps it and lights a fuse.  It blows out and sails of to the north-east.  (Sorry, I have to go, will it hit Slim, wait and see.)

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico takes the dough in the pipe, puts in some black, caps it and lights a fuse.  It blows out and sails of to the north-east.  (Sorry, I have to go, will it hit Slim, wait and see.)

Marshal sees Del is still changing into a "Sheephearder' (doing da Dynomite) The next thing Ya know He'll calling da Sheep, "Bahhhh,

Bahhhh, Bahhhhhhh.

 

[Ozark Tracker]

With Sherlene and the kids kicked out and Trinity tied to the hammock, Del is busy at work

Sherlene unties Trinity and gets the kids and they start walking today their cabin.  Trinity tells Sherlene he's got some fish they can eat fer supper.

[Delmonico]

The biscuit dough hits Slim in the back of the neck and slides down the back of his shirt, it drifts to his pants and he rides home thinkin' he made a poo-poo in his pants.

Delmonico ignores the fact that the Sheeeeeepherder don't know the differance 'tween dy-no-mite and a biscuit dough cannon.

He then whips up a batch of real biscuits and puts some of his homemade sausage in to fry and gets out several cans of milk.

[Ozark Tracker]

When Ozark sees Del get out the can's of milk,  he takes his seat at the table, thinking gravy might go along with this good meal.