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Trinity · « **Reply #7680 on:** August 26, 2006, 06:28:33 PM »

Trinity's not worried as he knows his scent will make sure that nothing grows.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7681 on:** August 26, 2006, 07:21:14 PM »

Sod Buster brings out his watering can and sprinkles Trintiy until he is watered down good, as the seed starts to germanate he feels the seed moving back and forth.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #7682 on:** August 26, 2006, 08:43:05 PM »

Looks like a new ride at the county fairgrounds. How fast can we get it goin'?

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Trinity · « **Reply #7683 on:** August 26, 2006, 08:49:11 PM »

<<The Entendres of this are terrible, double or otherwise!>>

Trinity throws himself down to the ground and rubs like a dog in a pile of poop. Soon the seed is dead and there is no more worry of anything sprouting from his body that shouldn't be.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7684 on:** August 27, 2006, 05:43:13 PM »

Sod Buster comes along and waters Trinity again, since he see's nothing sprouting

Trinity · « **Reply #7685 on:** August 27, 2006, 05:50:31 PM »

Trinity snatches the water can from Sodbuster's hands and bonks him over the head with it.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7686 on:** August 27, 2006, 07:21:34 PM »

now look what ya done, and here he was a bringing over some vegatables for supper.

get some of yer corn squeezings and lets see if we can bring him too

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7687 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:50:51 AM »

Slim rides in from the Northeast. "Whatchall do ta the sodbuster?"

Sod Buster · « **Reply #7688 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:26:27 PM »

Sod Buster is sitting on the ground. He sees stars, in the shapes of veggies, spinning all around him.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7689 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:39:20 PM »

Trinity · « **Reply #7690 on:** August 28, 2006, 06:09:54 PM »

Trinity's ever present stars take the shape of veggies too, causing Trinity to barf.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7691 on:** August 28, 2006, 06:21:11 PM »

Then his thoughts return to meat and potato's and he is houngry.

Trinity · « **Reply #7692 on:** August 28, 2006, 06:28:14 PM »

"Hey Dail! Is ya back yet? What's fer dinner?"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7693 on:** August 29, 2006, 09:53:55 AM »

Slim hustles into the kitchen with his saddlebags, puts the contents in the icebox, and quickly locks it 'fore Trinity (or his kin) eat it. He gives a key to Del.

Trinity · « **Reply #7694 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:55:20 AM »

When nobody is looking, Trinity teaches Denise how to pick a lock. Soon the family is enjoying fresh cheese and sausages. Well, the family is enjoying a slice of cheese and a hunk of sausage while Trinity enjoys the rest.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7695 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:00:04 PM »

Ya might know it, yer expecting him around dark, and what does he do, shows up at noon.

Trinity · « **Reply #7696 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:11:55 PM »

"Wail! Ah got hongry an' come in hair ta find that Sleeeum done locked up tha dern ice box. Luckily, Ah had mah axe an' tought Deneeese how ta pick a lock, Nofe Car'liner stahl."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7697 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:15:46 PM »

Boy I tell ya what, sneaking around here in the middle of the day.

Trinity · « **Reply #7698 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:26:58 PM »

"Naw! It were lunch tahm an' Ah was powerful hongry!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7699 on:** August 29, 2006, 08:35:36 PM »

And Deneese is pretty good at lock picking ya say, I might want to babysit her next thursday

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