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Ornery Orr · « **Reply #7560 on:** August 16, 2006, 07:39:02 PM »

Emerging from the cloud in the Northeast, a wagon can be seen approaching on the horizon.

Ornery Orr · « **Reply #7561 on:** August 16, 2006, 07:46:30 PM »

As the wagon approaches, they can see that the team of horses the wagon and the driver are black as coal. Surely it must be death itself emerging from the smoldering cloud to collect it's dues!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7562 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:04:50 PM »

Ozark sees the wagon a coming, leans over to Trinity and says, I thank I'll just go on in the house

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Ornery Orr · « **Reply #7563 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:10:51 PM »

As the wagon approaches, the driver pulls back on the reins, sets the brake, looks down at Trinity and with a pearly white smile through his blackened face says,"Howdy Trinity! Long time no see!"

Trinity · « **Reply #7564 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:13:59 PM »

Trinity starts to shake in his hammock, wishing he had gone inside with Ozark. Timidly, Trinity asks "Uhhhhh, d-d-d-do Ah know ya m-m-m-mr. Daith?"

Ornery Orr · « **Reply #7565 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:16:49 PM »

Death?! Trinity! It's me Ornery Orr, remember? I come through these parts last year huntin' them flyin discs.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7566 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:16:49 PM »

Trinity leans in the window and hollors Del, I think they's somebody out here a looking fer ya

Trinity · « **Reply #7567 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:22:16 PM »

"Well, howdy Ornery, wailcome back! Ah din't recognize ya without yer features. That is ta say, yer a mite sooty. Did Dail pull a joke on ya?"

Ornery Orr · « **Reply #7568 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:50:27 PM »

That steam engine hit a might close and dusted me a bit. I was comin' from a bit further out west. I was huntin' buzzards out there and they started to swarm me in a big flock so I took off!

Never cared much for buzzards anyhow. They're an ugly critter. Beady eyes and a little bitty brain.

So I thought I might come see how yall are doin' in these parts. Seen any more of them flyin saucers?

Delmonico · « **Reply #7569 on:** August 16, 2006, 10:20:20 PM »

"Ain't sure, our Wizard Lizard just sprouted wings would that make him a Flying Sause-er.

Ornery Orr · « **Reply #7570 on:** August 16, 2006, 10:25:45 PM »

Mebbe a flying sausage. Is the Lizard Wizard Polish?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7571 on:** August 17, 2006, 09:32:47 AM »

Since the hefalump saved Slim from the "creatures the the Black Hills",

(Oops, wrong picture.

) Slim is obligated to be his friend. The hefalump enjoys retrieving items. Slim walks into the dooryard, with hefalump in tow. "Howdy, Ornery Orr. Been a long time. Good ta see ya again."

Trinity · « **Reply #7572 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:04:41 PM »

Trinity sees the creature that just returned with Slim and the Ellerfunk and screems! He then looks at his jug, shakes his head, puts it down and passes out.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7573 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:20:22 PM »

Trinity comes too, sits up and yells at Sherlene, are ya sure ya rinsed them jugs out good, I think the one I had was comtaminated,

(mumbles something about monsters)

Trinity · « **Reply #7574 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:29:21 PM »

Not one to waste, he downs the last of it but wipes his mouth afterwards. "Thar! Them CON-taminininents ain' gonna git me theeus tahm!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #7575 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:56:51 PM »

The eller-funk hears that Slim is obligated to him and decides that Slim needs to learn to fetch.

The eller-funk demands a cold peanut beer and Slim fetchs him a large cold one.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #7576 on:** August 18, 2006, 05:02:32 AM »

Next tha Eller-funk decides a game of fetch would be fun. It picks Slim up and tosses him over by tha barn then says, Now SLim, fetch yerself back here!

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7577 on:** August 18, 2006, 10:34:41 AM »

After Slim fetches himself back. "Yeah, Jumbo. Follow me to Silver Creek County. I gotz something I want ta give ta ya." Slim leaves Newbrassssssssssky thread followed by Jumbo.
<Arthur's note: I figgered he needed a name.

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Forty Rod · « **Reply #7578 on:** August 18, 2006, 02:19:52 PM »

Somethin' fishy about that guy. I think I used to date his sister.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7579 on:** August 18, 2006, 06:27:37 PM »

But Slim knows down deep, when ya name something, it sure is hard to eat him.

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