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[Trinity]

Passing by, Trinity overhears Slim's interrogative and replies.  "Naw.  Ya got that high-falootin' need fer clane water ever tahm ya bathe.  Ya know ya kin drah up that way?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark drives the wagon in with a load of  bottles, he gathered up in town behind the saloons,  after washing all of them out, he goes over to the porch and talks buisnes with Trinity, 
Since Trinity's still output has become 10 times what it was, with Sherlene a running the still's,   Ozark tells Trinity how they could make a lot of money by bottiling the excess and putting a lable on it and selling it for a cure-all

we could make up us some lables on Del's press, it could say something like,

    Dr. Trinity's Magic Elixor,  Great Plains Medical Co.

[Trinity]

"Soun's lahk a good idee, but kin we put some grane color in it?  Ah don' really wanna use mah name.  How about Dr. Piso?"

[Advertising]

[Ozark Tracker]

light or dark grane color,  It'll be something like Dr. Piso's Magic Elixor, good fer the body and soul. natural healing tonic.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Tha Eller-funk pops into the thread and crashes throught tha wagon load of bottles, glass flies everywhere.  The Eller-funk runs out of the thread, seconds later Slim pops in, sees the devistation and says which way did it go.  Trinity just points, between sobs at the lost business opportunity.

[Arcey]

<----walks out 'n looks down it whut's left ah Snuggles the kitty.

Gee. Thit eller-funks in trouble now.......

[Trinity]

Trinity drops is head into the nearest puddle and begins slurping.  Every now and then he shrieks in pain and stops slurping long enough to remove a glass shard from his mouth before resuming.

[Ozark Tracker]

well that ends that idea,  we couldn't gither up that many bottles from here to St. Louie.  but now we got a bigger problelm, Sherlene has got them stills going full blast,  we gotta have somewhere to put that stuff.  she's got more mash a working right now.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hauls a water wagon out of the barn, "ya want to borrow this, I had it for some reason but ferget why now.

[Delmonico]

Just before leavin' the thread, the eller-funk pauses to look back at Slim.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "he sure had an evil gleam in his eye.

[Trinity]

Trinity finishes slurping the last of the recipe that hadn't fully merged with the earth.  Shakily, he rises and stumbles but doesn't fall.  He looks around and see's the elephant giving Slim the evil eye and not being of sound mind, decides to bum's rush the elephant.

[Forty Rod]

Look at all the pistol grips on that sumbuck.  An' enough pieces left over for inlays an' piano keys.

[Delmonico]

Rifle Stocks.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity rushes the eller funk at full speed, just as he gets to the eller funk,  the eller funk steps out of the thread,  Trinity misses the out door, runs into the wall and is laid out cold.

[Sod Buster]

When Trinith awakens and gets home...he discovers another relative has arrived.....

Tammy....the sister that Sherlene don't talk about that much has arrived.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark looks over at the critter Tammys a holding, having had hunting dogs all his life the little fellar puzzles him.

[Trinity]

Just as disgusted at the new arrival as Sherlene is, Trinity puts the thing on the next stage.  Trinity reaches down and scoops up the little dog that came with her and tosses it through the window of the coach as it departs.

[Ozark Tracker]

Tammy talks non stop, not even to take a breath, a telling about her new boyfrine,  Brother Love,  she's a thinking about going on the road with him and being a preachers wife.

[Trinity]

Talking to Sherlene, trinity says "That sister of your'n an' brother Love ain' no good match fer no one!  Ah don' fore-see nothin' good comin' outta this!"