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Started by Delmonico, September 18, 2004, 11:20:32 PM

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Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on August 03, 2006, 11:16:17 AM
Where? Quotee Please.  ;D  <The vet has remended that the sheep (spit) herder be sent to the Newbrassky State Insane Assylum near Lincoln fer electro shock treatments.  He is loaded on a cattle car after being but in a strait jacket, (very pc) and loaded in the baggage car of a train at Dunning.> ;D
;D

Marshall escapes, hogties Dell in straight jacket. smears Him with Blue rophart cheeze--No escape Dell. :o


Dell gets quite a charge! :o


Marshall discovers All Dell's Dutch Ovens are cracked. ;D

;D :D ;D

No Wonder.

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Delmonico

Knowin' deep in his tiny little brain that he is the only one who started a prarie fire by runnin' hooch up hill out of Trinity's still the strait jacketed Sheem (spit) herder has more Hally-loose-in-ations, the CB&Q chugs out of Dunning to Lincoln where the Baggage car will be switched to the spur track that runs to The Newbrassky State Insane Assylum where he will recieve electro shock therapy.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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Delmonico

"Knowin' the sheep (spit) herder is tryin' ta post sumthin' to try to get out of his mess and his fib, the baggage handler on the train gags him.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Delmonico on August 03, 2006, 11:31:18 AM
Knowin' deep in his tiny little brain that he is the only one who started a prarie fire by runnin' hooch up hill out of Trinity's still the strait jacketed Sheem (spit) herder has more Hally-loose-in-ations, the CB&Q chugs out of Dunning to Lincoln where the Baggage car will be switched to the spur track that runs to The Newbrassky State Insane Assylum where he will recieve electro shock therapy.
;D

Dells still delusional,  Marshall has been recused by Da Sheep and transported the the DCR.

Dellys getttin a secound course of Electo-schocks--His skulls too thick! ;D :D ;D

More power! :o

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Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: Delmonico on August 02, 2006, 05:45:00 PM
What is left of her new husband, Slim's cat drags in. ;D
<Arthur's note: Slim's cat?  ??? >
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I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

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Slim walks out the back door with a sauser of milk.

here kitty kitty kitty ???
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

As he tries to cover his fib of others startin' a praire fire with Trinity's still no one pays any attention to the sheep (spit) herder.  ;D


<Ya, I added it to our animal collection, wouldn't do to have OT monkey drag him in.  "Oh look what the monkey drug in don't sound right.">
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

about the time Slim started calling,  one of mz coookinwoods  girls comes carrying Slim's cat up.  Slim puts down the bowl and fetches  a 5 gallon pail

We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Silver Creek Slim

NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Ozark Tracker

I figured we'd need a cat big enough to drag the sheepherder in  ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Silver Creek Slim

<Arthur's note: That one will do. >
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Marshal harpoluke

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 03, 2006, 11:55:04 AM
<Arthur's note: That one will do. >
;D

Nice kitty, Kitty;  just about the right size for My Parrott.
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Poor bird.  Stuck in a wire box.  That's sad...............
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Delmonico

I ain't seen a blue and yaller Turkey Vulture before. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

turkey vulture :o :o :o  Ozark runs out gathers up the 3 turkeys running around the barn yard and puts them inside.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

<<Would somebody please explain what happened today!?!?!  I am thoroughly confused!  I need a drink!>>
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Delmonico

<Author's Note, well I worked with the puppy, did some laundry, baked some bread, (see coffee and grub) loaded some 45 acp, worked on some 270's, tumbled my 32 mag brass, showered and came to work.> ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

just the short version, a still broke liquor ran up hill the sheepherder thought,  started a fire,  he's on his way to insane asylum

Del got Slim a cat. so he'd be able to drag the sheepherder in and a turkey vulture is a circling around outside.

now how's that

I may have to go back a reread everything now :o ??? :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on August 03, 2006, 01:39:17 AM
;D

Who says Ah don't drink? >:(  Ah is jus fussy Who Ah drinks with. :P

;D :D ;D

"Naw.  Ah meant her mother an' anybody associated wif her."

<<Can someone tell me who Neton is?>>
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

"I knew there was somthin' last week I forgot to tell you, now I 'member, since you were so sweet on Sherlene, I paid Mrs. Collingwood to have here be your own private wagon girl."   ;D ;D ;D

"So yep, they're yours. "  Delmonico shows Trinty the receipt and he passes out again and Slim's cat drags him home to Sherlene and the Twins. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

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