Newbrassky

[Ozark Tracker]

when trinity looks out the back window,  he sees a yard full of  (spit)  sheep

[Delmonico]

Mrs. Harpaluke goes more and more into a rage, seem's he never tolt her he was a sheep (spit) herder and now he's done ruint her.

[Ozark Tracker]

she gets to the point where she hates sheep worse than liquor

[Delmonico]

and finds one of Trinity's jugs, gets rip roarin' drunk and beats up her new husband.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Sherlene waits until mother passes out and carry her up to the frieght yard outside of town and put on a fast mail train to anywhere but here.

[Trinity]

Then they shoo the poor Sheep Marshal and his sheep out of their yard.

[Ozark Tracker]

while all the excitement is going on Trinity has set litl trinity down on the grass,  when he goes back to get him, he finds out for the first time

litl trinity likes cats

[Delmonico]

(Aouthors Note:  I seen that happen to a Lab puppy this afternoon.)

[Ozark Tracker]

what did the pup think about that?

[Delmonico]

<Didn't mind a bit, I made her let him go and he stole one of her toys, she stole one of his and then they sat on the floor by Grandma and ate animal crackers.  One bite for Lexi, one bite for Rowdy. >

[Ozark Tracker]

that's the way our Border Collie is with the grandkids, she doesn't mind whatever they do to her and she never gets upset with them unless she misses her bite of food.   then she looks over at me like where's mine.

[Trinity]

<<That cat looks like that child is about to start crying! >>

[Marshal harpoluke]

Why's it Slim's fault?  Yer the one whut lied 'bout 'hotch' goin' uphill 'n cracked onves er whute'er.  Got me all excited fer nuttin'...

I'm gonna go get me sum hootch 'n ferget 'bout it................

Arcy the Hotch was under pressure and went up hill when tha spigot broke it tas spryed uphill--then flowed back down. Neton's laws.  Ain't you ever seen one of dem dar fire hoses?

Ah has to agree wit Ya You need a slug of Hotch.

[Marshal harpoluke]

"Nope, 'cause Ah don' ex-cep' nobody in mah fambly that don' drank.  Mah great gramma made that rule!"

Who says Ah don't drink?   Ah is jus fussy Who Ah drinks with.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Ah's don't drink with low down no good, sneek marring, back whackin, K-kniving, Horntoad, Crackpot, Kantancerous Cosieis.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The Sheep (spit) herder comes to after Carries beating and its obvious there has been Dain Bramage.  He begins hollerin as he halluciminates about Cosies!

[Delmonico]

hey send him to the vet in dunning cause the doctor won't treat sheep (spit) herders.  The vet says the brain damage is a birth defect and has always been there.   

(The rules of the Newbrassky thread say you would have had to say the hooch was under pressure in the said post where it ran up hill, to add that only shows you don't play in "The Spirit of the Game."   Look and poor Trinity, he didn't explain the swim suit being to small well enough and now he's got a wife and Twins.)

[Ozark Tracker]

poor Trinity, he didn't explain the swim suit being to small well enough and now he's got a wife and Twins.)

But at least he knew we couldn't post that picture of Sherlene a strutting around in her itsy bitsy teeweeney bikini

[Marshal harpoluke]

hey send him to the vet in dunning cause the doctor won't treat sheep (spit) herders.  The vet says the brain damage is a birth defect and has always been there.   

(The rules of the Newbrassky thread say you would have had to say the hooch was under pressure in the said post where it ran up hill, to add that only shows you don't play in "The Spirit of the Game."   Look and poor Trinity, he didn't explain the swim suit being to small well enough and now he's got a wife and Twins.)

Hey, 

Dell, Ah wasn't the one Who plugged the still, and layed a large fire on the Still.

Who's Lying Now?



No good, Lying, Kantancerous, Crackpot, Cosie.

[Delmonico]

Where? Quotee Please.    <The vet has remended that the sheep (spit) herder be sent to the Newbrassky State Insane Assylum near Lincoln fer electro shock treatments.  He is loaded on a cattle car after being but in a strait jacket, (very pc) and loaded in the baggage car of a train at Dunning.>