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Delmonico · « **Reply #7320 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:07:05 PM »

Down stream Trinity's mother-in-law uses her hatchet to whack her way out of the bag. Madder than a wet cat in a dog pound, she heads back toward the cottage with her hatchet.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #7321 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:13:14 PM »

Oh his way to visit Trinity and congratulate him, Sod Buster passes a mean old woman on the road.

Sod Buster immediately recognizes her and puts the whip to the horses to get to Trinity before she does. Sod Buster does not want to loose Trinity as a corn customer and occasional drinkin' buddy.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7322 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:37:29 PM »

Delmonico sees her coming and hides his lithograph of Custer's Last Stand.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #7323 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:41:12 PM »

Delmonico watches her chop down his cherry tree and he hides in the cellar with his lithograph. He thinks to himself, "wow look at the trouble Trinity has got us into, he's almost as bad as Slim."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #7324 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:47:21 AM »

Carrie finds Stills 10, 7, and 5 on the way back to Trinity and Sherlene's house and makes short work of them. Stills 7 and 5 drain into the surrounding landscape and a short time later all of the woodland creaturs begin acting very strange. The contents from Still 10 drains away into the Dismal. Sod Buster arrives at Trinity and Sherlens's to find everyone in a state of stupification!

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7325 on:** July 31, 2006, 01:57:28 PM »

On Slim's way back to the ranch, he sees an old woman hacking up a still with a hatchet. He gives her a WIDE berth and continues to the ranch.

Arcey · « **Reply #7326 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:12:31 PM »

<----wunners sackly whut's wrong wit these big strong men. Thit ole bi... wommern is wreckin' private property..... Quickly, 'e plugs up the spout ah #13 'n stokes the fire unner it.

HEY LADY!!!! Here's one ya missed!

(maybe a hot shower'll do 'er a werld ah good 'n take sum thit starch out 'er drawers......)

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7327 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:33:02 PM »

Unfortunatly Sh hits the spigot n drains the hotch uphill of the fire, it flows back down n Ignites blowing the Ole #13 ta bits N settining the range on fire.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7328 on:** July 31, 2006, 11:20:10 PM »

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on July 31, 2006, 09:33:02 PM

UnfortunatlySh hits the spigot n drains the hotch uphill of the fire, it flows back down n Ignites blowing the Ole #13 ta bits N settining the range on fire.

I would have just said poop, that could make the moderator mad.

Delmonico cuts a sheep in half and drags it over the fire and puts it out. The crazy lady with the hatchet dulls it on the sheepherders head. The she realizes he's as hard headesd as he is and drags him off to town to the preacher.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7329 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:40:51 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 31, 2006, 11:20:10 PM

I would have just said poop, that could make the moderator mad.

Delmonico cuts a sheep in half and drags it over the fire and puts it out. The crazy lady with the hatchet dulls it on the sheepherders head. The she realizes he's as hard headesd as he is and drags him off to town to the preacher.

Marshal insinsed over Dell's murderin a sheep, slams Dell in His Own Dutch Oven N whacks it with a Large iron Ladle.

Then smacks Dell's Dutch onve with a sledge Hammer N cracks it 's side--a crack pot for a Crack Pot Cosei.

Arcey · « **Reply #7330 on:** August 01, 2006, 07:53:44 AM »

Awright, awright - y'all wait jist a minute!

'Sacly whut is this "hotch" stuff whut flows uphill? Does ya drink it from a cracked onve? Whut is an "onve" ennyways 'n why ain't y'all tolt me 'bout it 'fore now? If this stuff de-fies the laws ah gravity I want me some!

Delmonico · « **Reply #7331 on:** August 01, 2006, 08:28:09 AM »

< Authors Note: Don't worry Arcey, sheepherders are like suburban cajuns, they don't tell the truth and the get upset when they have to pay fer their actions. Ya notice he starts a range fire in his post and then when someone takes wat action is needed to save the range he gets upset.

>

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7332 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:10:01 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 01, 2006, 08:28:09 AM

< Authors Note: Don't worry Arcey, sheepherders are like suburban cajuns, they don't tell the truth and the get upset when they have to pay fer their actions. Ya notice he starts a range fire in his post and then when someone takes wat action is needed to save the range he gets upset. >

Ya didn't need ta kill no defensless sheep to stop the fire.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7333 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:27:37 PM »

Did too, the last one got out a control and almost got Slim.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7334 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:43:24 PM »

A sheep or a fire?

Delmonico · « **Reply #7335 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:48:47 PM »

Both,

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7336 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:49:53 PM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Slim starts runnin' fer the Dismal.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7337 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:54:16 PM »

Slim runs so hard he trips over the scorched, split sheep carcass the Delmonico drug over the fire to put it out. Mean while back in Dunning the former Carry Nation has her new husband hog tied and draped over his saddle to take hin down to Sargent fer their Honeymoon.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7338 on:** August 01, 2006, 02:03:01 PM »

Slim gets up and walks ta the Dismal to wash off the soot.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7339 on:** August 01, 2006, 02:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 01, 2006, 01:27:37 PM

Did too, the last one got out a control and almost got Slim.

It's always, Slim's Fault!

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