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[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark gets the lye soap and the stiffest brush in the kitchen, scrubs the monkeys hand, rinses them off and takes a glass of the brew pours it over the monkeys hand to sanitize, then holds onto the monkey tight until it stops burning.

o k  we's ready to go to the party.

[Sod Buster]

"Ah don' wan' no kahnda poop in mah cotton candy!  "

Or on your corn dog!

[Trinity]

All the way to the racetrack/pond the monkey has his hands in his mouth and is getting drunk.

Or on your corn dog!

"That jus' don' sound right!  Dern!  An' Ah wanted a cone dawg too. "

[Delmonico]

Are they gonna have an Eller-funk?    How 'bout the Fat Lady, the Rubber Man and a Fire Eater?

[Ozark Tracker]

It didn't say on the poster,  it just said freaks and cotton candy.  but that one woman on the poster looks kinda plump

now I gotta wash that monkeys hands again before he kin get the cotton candy.

[Trinity]

"He ain' gonna touch mah cotton candy!  No way!  Hey Dail, Ah saw me a ellerfunk tha other day.  She were pank!"

[Stoney Pete]

"Ah don' wan' no kahnda poop in mah cotton candy!  "

zactly

[Stoney Pete]

It didn't say on the poster,  it just said freaks and cotton candy. 

We already have the freaks.  Let's just have Del put a cotton candy machine in the store and then we can stay home."

Stoney quickly heads the barn to get his horse.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "I've been tryin' to tell them that all along.   BTW since we made the monkey wash his hands, maybe we should make Trinity." 

[Stoney Pete]

Good luck with that.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico still soaks in the tub and ponders what to do to Sodbuster.

Unknowst by Dell, Marshall N Da Sheep have put Yeller-Green dye into Dell's Bath water, but it wont show untill Dell steps out into the sun.

Marshall N Sheep get good laugh at Chartruse Dell--looks like Hes food.

[Delmonico]

Since the shhep-hewrder is once again days behind, delmonico ain't taken a bath since being shot with rock candy.  He's showered.

He hollors, "somebody grab him, them Frenchmen will pay lots fer this freak."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes outta his room after his bout with the slittin' headache. He goes ta the kitchen and finds noone about. So, he makes coffee and grub. He takes a cup and plate to porch to see if he can see where anyone went.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes from the barn where litl rooster is still holed up in the hay loft.   "slim they all went to some circus down at Lake Pete.   They're gonna try to trade the sheep herder to the Frenchmen fer their freak show.  I hope they don't end up with Potten Snail Product."

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico comes from the barn where litl rooster is still holed up in the hay loft.   "slim they all went to some circus down at Lake Pete.   They're gonna try to trade the sheep herder to the Frenchmen fer their freak show.  I hope they don't end up with Potten Snail Product."

Dell steps into sunlight, turns puck-yellow-green .

Marshall says, "Ah may be slow, but I'm ahead of You."  " On second thought that may not be such a good idea."

Dell finally realizes He Yellow -green.  Ohy!, runs off to Hes lair.

[Stoney Pete]

Stoney returns from the circus.  "It was boring.  We see more interesting things around this place."  Stoney heads to the kitchen and makes breakfast with his usual fare and sits on the porch drinking coffee.

"I wonder how the boys made out draggin' the Marshal and Da sheep off to the freak show."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "They tossed him off in a marsh, he got ta havin' his hall-loose-in-a=tions again, said sumthin' about dyin' me yaller-green, but I ain't yaller-green.   

[Stoney Pete]

"I almost forgot."

Stoney runs out to the barn and pulls a package from his saddle bags.  " Bought presents for you all at the circus.  We can wear 'en when ever the Marshall shows up."  He places on shirt one everyone bed. "I even had one sent to Sodbusters house. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Shortly after Stoney returns, Trinity shows up, followed by all the acts from the Freak show that are all bowing and scraping to him saying, "Teach us Oh Great One."

[Trinity]

"Settle down, now jes' settle down!  Gees, ya'd thank they ain' never had no good likker afore.  Mebbe Ah shouldn'ta taken a jug wif me.  Ever'body got drunk, 'cept'n tha drunk act... he turned plumb back aroun' sober!"