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[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the sewin' room to sew a skirt for Slim, before he goes he tells Trinity, "When Slim gets here tommorow, shave his legs."   Since Slim is gone on the weekends, we'll get Stoney Pete to work the weekend shifts.

[litl rooster]

Del, I would think shaving both there faces might help business too.  Why you sewing a sheep on that skirt...............Don't get no funny ideals..I might wear a kilt on the National holiday.............but I ain't wearin' no skirt.  Especially one with d@^* sheep on it...........spits.

[Trinity]

From the hammock, Trinity asks:  "Dail.... dontcha thank that someone should do sump'en 'bout the weeds aroun' tha "drive in"?"  Then he rolls over.  Lifting his head, he turns back and adds:  "Oh, an Ah ain' gonna shave no man's laigs!"

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[Trinity]

Del, I would think shaving both there faces might help business too.  Why you sewing a sheep on that skirt...............Don't get no funny ideals..I might wear a kilt on the National holiday.............but I ain't wearin' no skirt.  Especially one with d@^* sheep on it...........spits.

"Litl rooster, that ain' no sheep.  It's one of dem useless frainch dawgs wif a bad haircut.  Yer prolly right about them fellers beards.  That don' make them look too perky."

[Ozark Tracker]

Tell Del when you see him, there's some woman out here on the porch asking about a job skating and wearing a sheep dress, you know anything bout that?

[Trinity]

"Is she perky?"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides in covered head ta toe with dried mud. He goes into the house and draws a bath.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim soaks in the tub fer awhile to get the mud off. He, then, washes his clothes. After putting on a clean set of clothes, he hangs the clean wet clothes out to dry. He can hear someone in the sewin' room busily using the treadle machine. He goes to the kitchen and puts on a fresh pot of coffee.

[Trinity]

"Ugh!  Ah din't see that old... er elderly lady.  She ain' hahrd!  Sleeeeeeum... we got a new duty fer ya."

[Delmonico]

Hire her Trinity, yer the Human Resorces person fer this place.

[Trinity]

"Naw, she ain' hahrd, an' that's that!"

LAWYER'S NOTE:  THE REASON WHY MRS. PRUNY PARKER WAS NOT HIRED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER AGE BUT THAT THE PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS OF A ROLLER GIRL/PERKY LASS CONSTITUTE A HAZZARD TO HER PHYSICAL HEALTH.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well it's a good thing yu talked to a lawyer, ifin she hada dropped out there from the strain ,  well somebody would a had to revive her,

Now that's an awful thought.

[Stoney Pete]

Stoney only rode part way to the ranch.   He gave a listen to the going's on afore he dared come in.

"When Slim gets here tommorow, shave his legs."   Since Slim is gone on the weekends, we'll get Stoney Pete to work the weekend shifts.

  I don't verk.  And the week ends are for loafing to relax from the stress of avoiding verk.

Then he rolls over.  Lifting his head, he turns back and adds:  "Oh, an Ah ain' gonna shave no man's laigs!"

He's smarter than he looks, Stoney thinks.

Del, I would think shaving both there faces might help business too. 

Stoney strokes his beard.  I ain't seen what his face looks like in years.  Not planning on it either.

Stoney gets back on his horse and rides back out with the heard.  It would be safer there.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes out ta take his clothes offa the line. Instead of his clothes hanging there, he sees this:

 
"Alright who stole my clothes and hang this skirt with a badly shorn sheep on it in their place!" 

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[Trinity]

"That Ain'! No! Sheep!  How many times do Ah have ta 'splain this?  It's a ugly frainch dawg!"

[Delmonico]

Slim comes inta the kitchen with his new skirt on.  Delmonico ropes him and puts roller skates on his boots (the spurs will work for wheelie bars )  Delmonico hands him two double cheese burgers, a fry and an onion ring and two sasparilla's.  "Here take these out to that couple in the buggy in the yard.  Be po-light about it and ya might get a tip."

[litl rooster]

Del........you should have told him to take the "chaps' oft a'fore he put that fancy skirt with the sheep on it on.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the Wedgewood room and puts up a sign that says, "All Employee's Will Wash Their Hands With Lye Soap and Water Before Retunin' to Work"

He notices someone has used all the Sanitary Tissue and has not replaced the roll.  He puts on a new roll, washes his hands and sees Slim comin' back to the kitchen.  Delmonico then knows who used all the tissue.

[Trinity]

"Sanit-ary tissue!?  What in tarnation is that fer?  Ah got's us a bucket of perfectly good corn cobs rightchere, on the right side of tha wedgywood bowl"