Newbrassky

[Marshal harpoluke]

Good, he cleans the rifle and puts it away and heads to the barn workshop.

Nice improved Zemmal.

Now, Ah have to go and Say kadish.  (Prayer for the Dead) Zola Levitt a friend and fellow Sheephearder sucumed to cancer this afternoon.

He didn't cary a gun, or knife, but taught the Good Book, allways Said, "Pray for the peace of Jerusalem".  Wrote some beautiful music.

He's in a better place, believing in Messiah Jesus, Y'shua!

Now He was a real Sky-Pilot.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Slim and Stoney are glad they's ridin' the range with all the strange goin' ons at the ranch.  >

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hears what Slim said and laughs as he works on his plans for his next invention.

Thinkin' about what Slim said he starts to sing.

Merry-go-rounds and burial grounds
Are all the same to me.
Horses on post and kids and ghosts
Are spirits that we ought to set free.
Then city slicker pickers got a lot of
Slicker licks than me.
But ridin' the range and acting strange
Is where I want to be.

And I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
I just wanna ride and rope and hoot (hoot!)
Well I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
Talkin' 'bout a supernatural country rockin' galoot

Well skinny dippin' and lone star sippin' and steel guitar
And are just as good as hollywood and some boogie-woogie bars.
I'm gonna buy me a vest and a head out west
My little woman and myself.
And when we come to town the people gather around
And marvel at the little baby's health.

And I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
I just wanna ride and rope and hoot (hoot!)
Well I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
I said a supernatural country rockin' galoot.

Then a big raccoon and a harvest moon
Keep rolling through my mind.
And a home on the range where the antelope play
Is sometimes hard to find.
So don't bury me on the lone prairie.
I'd rather play there alive.
Well, I'm doing my best I keep my farm in the west
My little bronco in over-drive.

And I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
I just wanna ride and rope and hoot (hoot!)
Well I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
Talkin' 'bout a supernatural country rockin' galoot.

And I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
I just wanna ride and rope and hoot (hoot!)
Well I just wanna be a cosmic cowboy
Talkin' 'bout a supernatural country rockin' galoot


As he's singin', Delmonico heads to the shed fer some lumber.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes out of the workshop and out behind the barn.  He goes over to the mulberry tree and grabs the extra buggy spring that was left over from his buggy rebuild project.

He takes it into the workshop.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rolls a wheeled frame out of the workshop, the frame has on end of the buggy spring attached to it.  The other end has 12 foot 4X4 attached to it, with what looks like a large wooden spoon on the end.

He places this out in the yard and heads down by the barn with a bowl of milk, callin', "here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty, nice kitty kitty."

[Trinity]

Choose any of the cats, but not The Cat!  He's mahn!!!!!!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes from the barn with a wigglin' gunny sack.  He sets the sack down by the new contraption and jumps up and grabs the spoon lookin' thing.  He pulls it down and hooks it with an eye and hook device. 

Next he lets the cat out of the bag, grabs it and tosses it on the spoon and releases the hook.  The cat shoots out of the cat-er-pult and flises to the west where SToney Pete and Slim anre ridin' the range and bein' strange.   

Luckly the cat misses Stoney, but it lands back feet forward, just behind the cantle on Slim's saddle, the front claws dig in on both side of the tail of Slim's horse and a snortin' buckin' horse is seen carrin' a yowlin' cat.     Slim is yowlin' as loud as the cat as he holds onto his horses tail.

[litl rooster]

  "I like that story"

[Ozark Tracker]

I'd give a quarter to see that again

[Trinity]

  "Tha FFG would zap y'all inta skinks fer this!!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads off across the prarie and is back with his gunny sack a wigglin'.   He sets the cat-er-pualt again and puts on the bag.  Just before he pulls the lanyard he opens the top.

Sprong, 51 skinks are launched and land in Trinity's #4 still.

<Author's Note: She would have also liked ya drinkin' skink likker.
   She also liked the "Cheesy" Icons.>

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes into the yard and shows Trinity his newly purchased prize.  I done bought Slim a pair of breeding rabbits.  I know how much he likes taking care of them chickens so I thought he might like to raise a few baby rabbits,  this in here is the daddy. at least that what this guy I'm  buying it from says.

[Trinity]

  "Bunnicula???"

[DArchangel]

bunnyzilla

[litl rooster]

checking the "Newbrassky" brand book.........Yep Rabbit's allowed.......................One that size, I hope would prey on Sheep

[Stoney Pete]

Seeing the cat dug in to Slim horse Stoney take his newly aquired branding iron (Author's note:  Thanks Ozark) from the fire and smashes the cat in the haid.  It falls from the horse afore Slim is thrown.

"Gotta be one of Del's inventions." Slim tells Stoney.

"yep.  Either that or one of the Stills blew up."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim's horse continues to pitch towards the Dismal. Since the lack of snow and rain, the Dismal doesn't have much water in it just mostly mud. The horse finally lets loose of Slim at the bank. Slim goes up in the air and lands spread eagle in the muddy Dismal. 

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note:  Must be a different river Slim, the Dismal is spring fed and almost never varies.>

http://www.ngpc.state.ne.us/boating/guides/canoetrails/canoe-dis.asp

[DArchangel]

WARNING!!! DO NOT try talking to the cook late at night. He fell asleep in the middle of the confab. The noise coming from the BOB (battery operated barbwire) sounded like his steam powered traction engine was about to throw a rod.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: The bat-tree died.>