Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Montana Darlin]

"Naw, NAAAAWWWWWW!  Miss Montana, is what Dail is tellin' me that truth?  Ah done hurt that cypherin' is what comes next!  Ah kain' handle that. "

Well Trinity, Dell is right, we did sign you up for graduate school, that way you will be really good at cypering.  But you'll pleased to know that you aren't required to wear the hair monkey suit at the new school, you can wear your everyday clothes. 

[Trinity]

Well Trinity, Dell is right, we did sign you up for graduate school, that way you will be really good at cypering.  But you'll pleased to know that you aren't required to wear the hair monkey suit at the new school, you can wear your everyday clothes. 

"Whew.  Wail, allraht.  Ah'll give it a trah.  Kin Ah brang likker ta class sin' it's a upper class?"

<<Arthurs note:  "This hair" = This here >>

[Silver Creek Slim]

I thought ya was talkin' 'bout a wabbitt. 

Slim

[Trinity]

I thought ya was talkin' 'bout a wabbitt. 

Slim

"Dang Sleeeum, cain' you speak English?  A wabbitt is a hayre!  Pssssht"

[Ozark Tracker]

now Trinity, you got to remember you more edducated than some of us in's, you got your certif cate.  and Slim being from up north well he's at a disavantage learning the correct word to use    

he's going to havta move down south for a few years to get to know the meanings of the words.

[Trinity]

"Only a few yairs?  Why Ah've knowed a few nawthunahs that di'n't never git it raght!  But Sleeeum is spayshul.  See, he ain' really no yankee.  He comes from sas-quatch land.  They mahgt be on tha wrong sahd po-littically, but they's mostly good people."

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Montana Darlin]

Proudly presented to Ozark Tracker, he finally learned how to tie his shoes.

[Ozark Tracker]

Thank You  Miss Montana,

lookey thar Trinity,  if ya'd learn to tie yours, then you'd quit a tripping when ya tie'em together,,  it only took a month or tow to learn.

[Trinity]

"Shoes?"

[Sod Buster]

Thank You  Miss Montana,

lookey thar Trinity,  if ya'd learn to tie yours, then you'd quit a tripping when ya tie'em together,,  it only took a month or tow to learn.

Why do ya think Jesus wore sandals? 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Ozark, Trinity doan normally wear shoes, them wuz hiz toes whut wuz tied together an made him fall! 

[Ozark Tracker]

I should's knowed he couldn't got them shoestrings knoted together.

[Trinity]

"Ah kain' never get them knots undone!"

[Ozark Tracker]

just be thankful you aint that six toed cousin of scattered thumbs.   scattered toes.

[Delmonico]

Why do ya think Jesus wore sandals? 

Because nobody made stove pipe boots.

[Ozark Tracker]

I suppose you don't  need to be able to tie shoes if'n you gonna wear yer boots all the time.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Ozark, iffen yer boot come off its cuz ya pulled em off or got hit by a very large object.

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk runs into Miz Montana's School of Charm and peeks over the dressing room at the ladies who are changin' clothes.   The screams scare it off and it departs for parts unkown, runnin' over the Darth Tater along the way.  

After the Tall Tales Rescue squad arrives they decide the situation is critical so they decide to have hash browns fer breakfast.

[Sod Buster]

The screams scare it off and it departs for parts unkown, runnin' over the Darth Tater along the way.  

The little fella couldn't move out of the way fast enough 

After the Tall Tales Rescue squad arrives they decide the situation is critical so they decide to have hash browns fer breakfast.

Goodbye little buddy!