Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Ozark Tracker]

well he did clean up right  good for gradeation,  he kinda got that Philidelphia Lawyer look though.



Way out in Reno, Nevada,
Where romance blooms and fades,
A great Philadelphia lawyer
Was in love with a Hollywood maid.
"Come, love, and we will wander
Down where the lights are bright.
I'll win you a divorce from your husband,
And we can get married tonight."
Wild Bill was a gun-totin' cowboy,
Ten notches were carved in his gun.
And all the boys around Reno
Left Wild Bill's maiden alone.
One night when he was returning
From ridin' the range in the cold,
He dreamed of his Hollywood sweetheart,
Her love was as lasting as gold.

As he drew near her window,
A shadow he saw on the shade;
'Twas the great Philadelphia lawyer
Makin' love to Bill's Hollywood maid.
The night was as still as the desert,
The moon hangin' high overhead.
Bill listened awhile to the lawyer,
He could hear ev'ry word that he said:

"Your hands are so pretty and lovely,
Your form's so rare and divine.
Come go with me to the city
And leave this wild cowboy behind."
Now back in old Pennsylvania,
Among those beautiful pines,
There's one less Philadelphia lawyer
In old Philadelphia tonight.

[Trinity]

"Miss Montana, this hair is mah cotin' outfit.  Ah wear it when Ah wanna im-press tha ladies that need impressin'. "

[Delmonico]

Here will this do, I drugged him, washed him and dressed him up.

[Sod Buster]

Here will this do, I drugged him, washed him and dressed him up.

Trinty...you clean up good.  You look purdy.  You could make a very useful Little Mary.   

[Trinity]

Trinity stands twitching and moving uncomfortably in the suit.  It doesn't help that Monkey is laughing at him.  Finally, unable to resist any more, he takes his hand to his hair and messes it up, back to the way it was.

"Ah AIN' no little Mary!"

[Delmonico]

Would ya like it if we called ya a hoodlum.

[Trinity]

Yes, that sounds much better.  Now, where is my black tape.  I've got to tape over tha left side of my screen.

[Delmonico]

Gonna get a whole Avatar file, that one is only the first.

[litl rooster]

Del, that don't look like proper dress for Mizz Montana's Charm skool..........You ought might put some britches on. Unless you are planning on going to the wimmen side of the skool.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Uh,oh, Cosie's gone wild!........

[Trinity]

  Don't tempt him!!!!

[Montana Darlin]

[Ozark Tracker]

who'd a thought Trinity  wauld a been the first  grad u ate in the bunch. 

he's got his very own (spit) sheep skin

[Marshal harpoluke]

who'd a thought Trinity  wauld a been the first  grad u ate in the bunch. 

he's got his very own (spit) sheep skin

Says You Sheepishly.

Congratulations Trinity.

[Trinity]

Woooooooooooo-hooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Ah done gradgitated!  Now Ah don' havta wear this hair monkey suit no more!!!!

[Delmonico]

Sorry we signed you up fer graduate school.

[Trinity]

"Huh?  But Ah got this hair cer-tifi-kat what says Ah don' gotta go no more.  Leastwise, tha'ss what Ah been tolt it says."

[Delmonico]

No Trinity, that paper says you can now go to more schoolin'

[Trinity]

  "Naw, NAAAAWWWWWW!  Miss Montana, is what Dail is tellin' me that truth?  Ah done hurt that cypherin' is what comes next!  Ah kain' handle that. "

[Ozark Tracker]

well if'n you get to where you can cypher good, then you'll know the difference twen them shiny coins