Forty Rod's Customer Service Department

[Arcey]

Whut is a 'steel' sheep ennyways?  Stainless?  Blue?  Wouldn't them things rust out in the pasture?

[Delmonico]

They don't wear out under the tail.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark peeks in Fourty Rods office,  see's a steel sheep go flying across the room, backs out slowly, thinking Fourty's gonna have his job cut out for with all these complaints.

[Delmonico]

Yer right, he's a gonna be unhappy, that sheepherder is worse than Slim for causin' trouble.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Yer right, he's a gonna be unhappy, that sheepherder is worse than Slim for causin' trouble.

Thanks. 

Slim

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Delmonico]

Te eller-funk enters, Forty Rod tells him to take a number and he tears the place up and eats the numbers, he leaves the thread.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim enters the thread, takes a number, and follows his prey.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rings Forty Rods bell and runs.

[Delmonico]

We need the Complaint dept on page one.

[Forty Rod]

Why?

Ain't nobody mannin' the desk.

[litl rooster]

  Hey, while yer here.................................... ooops too late

[Delmonico]

That's why we ring the bell, got ya to come to the desk.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Okay.

Slim

[Forty Rod]

Ain't close enough to hear no bells, either.  Y'all sweep the place out before you leave an' make sure you close the door.

An' if you want to complain about anything, just make a note and burn it in the stove.

[Trinity]

Trinity scribbles out a long complaint, shoves the paper into the stove and leaves.  Three hours later the fire department finally gets the blaze under control.  It seems that there was too much paper causing the fire to spill out.  Del's can of turpentine, which he forgot again after retrieving it from the lost and found, exploded setting the entire clapboard structure ablaze.