The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Delmonico]

This ain't no Durid thing, I made this new re-leg-ion up and I gets to make the rules.  Delmonico then hands OT a stone tablet that says, "THOU SHALT NOT BURN TURKEY FEATHERS."

[litl rooster]

This ain't no Durid thing,     OT a stone tablet that says, "THOU SHALT NOT BURN TURKEY FEATHERS."

Does it say anything about singing the "Vegetable Medley" on there?


 You guys are starting to scare me............

lr

> former Pastor of Reverend Ralph's Rolling Cadillac Church..<

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Kinda a "Roll yer Own" aka Holy Roller?

[Delmonico]

Stanard practice all over the world in case ya ain't noticed, if I don't like yer religion or someone elses, I just make up my own.  Some of us are born leaders, others follow with the rest of the flock.

Any way since last night was the eve of the CH5 celabration, today I declare we must drink coffee lots of coffee.  Cause today is CH5 day.   See it's written down right here,  "Remember CH5 Day and thou shalt keep it Holy with much coffee."  The First Book of Delmonico, Chapter 17 Verse 9.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I've already drank 3 1/2 cups

[Delmonico]

Well that's a good start, but it ain't enough for CH5 Day.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

What is CH5?

[Delmonico]

Well go back to the Horseshoenailhenge picture or heck I'll add it again.   Ya notice that the shrine is made a boxes a horse shoe nails.  Ya'd think ya would know a CH5 is a City Head  Size 5 nail.   When Mars is in the west on the right night we'll have CH6 Day.  

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Ah is not a ferrier.

The heads of horshoe nails work very well in da Mighty 10ga.  Old Doc Holiday called it "Street Ariillery". 

[Ozark Tracker]

What is CH5?

now Marshal, you gonna have to keep up with all these threads if'n ya expect to konw what Del's a talking about.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well go back to the Horseshoenailhenge picture or heck I'll add it again.   Ya notice that the shrine is made a boxes a horse shoe nails.  Ya'd think ya would know a CH5 is a City Head  Size 5 nail.   When Mars is in the west on the right night we'll have CH6 Day.  

I knowed it you got some more built in holi days in yer horseshoe henge,     when approximately does this CH6 day take place    

I needs to make another mark on the calender

[Delmonico]

I need to find my almy-nack.   When is Mars the evening star.   That one we don't dance necked around a fire, instead we eat lots of cheese and sacrifice a George Straight CD.

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't know about Mars,  but I did hear them say on the news that the moon tonight is the full Harvest Moon and will be 12 % larger than at any other time of the year.

[Delmonico]

This could be considered my wife and I's 10 Anniversery, the Harvest Moon was on the 26th that year.   We got married on the day of the Harvest Moon.   On purpose, we both liked Neil Young's Harvest Moon Song.   Was the first song played at the dance.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well Happy 10th anniversery to you and the Mrs.


My wife and I will be married 10 years in March,  we missed the Ides of March by a few days.

[Trinity]

ya reckon Del's a watching that spot on the wall tonight, Trinity's ready with his peas & carrots

peas & carrots ?

now Marshal, you gonna have to keep up with all these threads if'n ya expect to konw what Del's a talking about.

I seldom know what he's talking about.  Am I supposed to know? 

Well Happy 10th anniversery to you and the Mrs.


My wife and I will be married 10 years in March,  we missed the Ides of March by a few days.

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!!!!!

Congrats also to you and the Mrs., Del!

[litl rooster]

now Marshal, you gonna have to keep up with all these threads if'n ya expect to konw what Del's a talking about.

  Will there be a test?  As I finish reading the books of City Heads

[Delmonico]

Naw, no test is needed, I keep track of the daily posts, for how well you keep up and how many times you use the same theme.  Your grades are based on that, the sheepman has got a D- right now, any more 10 gauge, dy-no-mite or preachin' the rest of the year is gonna get him an F and it's goin' on his permanat record.

[Ozark Tracker]

Naw, no test is needed, I keep track of the daily posts, for how well you keep up and how many times you use the same theme.  Your grades are based on that, the sheepman has got a D- right now, any more 10 gauge, dy-no-mite or preachin' the rest of the year is gonna get him an F and it's goin' on his permanat record.

an F on yer permanent record     

[Trinity]

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!