The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes down to the store room grabs a couple of smoked turkeys and a few cans of turkey potted meat and heads out to tell Trinity about Del was going ta celebrate the fall last nite and dance naked but he missed the spot on the wall and missed it last night so he's gonna try again tonight.

[Delmonico]

It missed it again tonight, I'm going to go get dressed I got a dang moonburn on my................................. 

[Ozark Tracker]

ya gonna havta keep a closer watch on that spot on the wall

[Trinity]

"Dern!  Ah hate when that happens.  But Ah gots a quesshion.  They ain' no such thang as fall solstice, or is Ah missin' somethin?  Mother Earth is gonna be powerful mad at me!"

[Delmonico]

Well it's accually the Equinox but I didn't want to hurt OT's feelings by pointin' it out to him.  But if it would have been Slim!!!!!   BTW what do you put on a moonburn?

[Ozark Tracker]

Now Del's a going by his horseshoe box thingy ma gigy  that he done built down there at work,  he might a built in several of them kinda holidays.

[Trinity]

Well it's accually the Equinox but I didn't want to hurt OT's feelings by pointin' it out to him.  But if it would have been Slim!!!!!   BTW what do you put on a moonburn?

Id suggest butter, but you have to chant while you do it or it won't work.

[Sod Buster]

Well it's accually the Equinox but I didn't want to hurt OT's feelings by pointin' it out to him.  But if it would have been Slim!!!!!   BTW what do you put on a moonburn?

The Fall Equinox is also known as: Alban Elfed, Autumn Equinox, Autumnal Equinox, Cornucopia, Feast of Avilon, Festival of Dionysus, Harvest Home, Harvest Tide, Mabon, Night of the Hunter, Second Harvest Festival, Wine Harvest, Witch's Thanksgiving, and the first day of autumn.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/fall_equinox.htm

[Sod Buster]

"Dern!  Ah hate when that happens.  But Ah gots a quesshion.  They ain' no such thang as fall solstice, or is Ah missin' somethin?  Mother Earth is gonna be powerful mad at me!"

Just worship the veggie spirit, l;ike the Druids did!

DRUIDS: At this time of the year, the ancient Celts conducted a mock sacrifice of a large wicker-work figure which represented the vegetation spirit. This might have been the origin of Julius Caesar's comment in his Gallic Wars that the Druids performed human sacrifices. Although he never witnessed a human sacrifice and never met anyone who had, this story has been accepted and repeated often enough to be accepted as truth. The Celtic mock sacrifice has been reborn in the Burning Man Project, a yearly fall festival celebrated for one week in Black Rock Desert in Nevada. The movie "The Wicker Man" was based on the Celtic tradition; to say more would ruin the film if you are seeing it for the first time.

[Ozark Tracker]

Just worship the veggie spirit, l;ike the Druids did!

DRUIDS: At this time of the year, the ancient Celts conducted a mock sacrifice of a large wicker-work figure which represented the vegetation spirit. This might have been the origin of Julius Caesar's comment in his Gallic Wars that the Druids performed human sacrifices. Although he never witnessed a human sacrifice and never met anyone who had, this story has been accepted and repeated often enough to be accepted as truth. The Celtic mock sacrifice has been reborn in the Burning Man Project, a yearly fall festival celebrated for one week in Black Rock Desert in Nevada. The movie "The Wicker Man" was based on the Celtic tradition; to say more would ruin the film if you are seeing it for the first time.

Ya don't reckon Trinity took off to sacrifice some vegatables do ya.

[Trinity]

"Naw, but Ah'd gladly offer a real vegetarian up fer sacrificin'!"  Said Trinity as he showed up in his birthday suit, ready for a dance.

[Delmonico]

Sorry Trinity, it missed the mark again tonight.

[Sod Buster]

"Naw, but Ah'd gladly offer a real vegetarian up fer sacrificin'!"  Said Trinity as he showed up in his birthday suit, ready for a dance.

Vegetation
-not-
Vegetarian

Trinity, put your peas and carrot away!  Try again tomrrow night.

[Ozark Tracker]

ya reckon Del's a watching that spot on the wall tonight, Trinity's ready with his peas & carrots

[Sod Buster]

ya reckon Del's a watching that spot on the wall tonight, Trinity's ready with his peas & carrots

I hope so.
I'm getting tired of looking at Trinity's niblets! 

[Delmonico]

Well it's a hour or more till dark, we'll have to see what happens.

[Delmonico]

The moon is up, the light is shinin' throught the hole to wher it says 5CH on the wall, I got the fire lite and I'm gonna go dance necked.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well I got a big ole pile of Turkey feathers, I guess I'll light them up and dance around a while,  Oh yeah, I gotta save a bucket of them feathers fer Arcey,  but I'll light up the rest of em.

[Delmonico]

Burnin' feathers?

[Ozark Tracker]

it might make a little smell, but it's like one of them druid's traditions