The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

Trinity · September 11, 2006, 07:26:48 PM

Trinity looks confused. He doesn't know if he wants to dirty his hands with hotwing sauce with all those good looking women prancing around in their unmentionables.

Ozark Tracker · September 11, 2006, 07:32:50 PM

Ozark installs a finger washing bench at the exit. just for fast washups before going out to meet the girls.

Delmonico · September 11, 2006, 07:37:43 PM

Slim walks in checks it out and comes out bug-eyed 'cause Victoria don't have any secrets.

Trinity · September 11, 2006, 07:39:25 PM

Not any more!

Ozark Tracker · September 11, 2006, 07:44:27 PM

authors note: the reason I know this will draw business, I went with my wife to the Vitoria's secret at the Mall in Fr. Smith and they've got a couple of eating places on each side, the eating places are always full of guys from 14 to 80.

my wife went in and when she came back out, she was telling me that the girl who waited on her would be good at Hooters, she told me to come with her and see, so I did, let me tell you that girl was way overqualified to be just standing behind that counter.

Arcey · September 12, 2006, 07:44:54 AM

I know this ole fella real well. He's a dirty ole man. Seems 'e went ta the bank yesterday 'n 'e tells me 'e was sooooooo glad there was this thick hunk ah glass 'twix 'im 'n the teller it the drive thru. Prolly kept 'im from goin' ta jail.......

litl rooster · September 12, 2006, 04:10:01 PM

Quote from: Arcey on September 12, 2006, 07:44:54 AM
I know this ole fella real well. He's a dirty ole man. Seems 'e went ta the bank yesterday 'n 'e tells me 'e was sooooooo glad there was this thick hunk ah glass 'twix 'im 'n the teller it the drive thru. Prolly kept 'im from goin' ta jail.......

Trinity been talking again?

Ozark Tracker · September 12, 2006, 04:22:46 PM

the only thing that puzzles me about Trinity being at the bank? they ain't got nothing to eat or drink there.

Trinity · September 12, 2006, 04:25:18 PM

Silly! They's got suckers!

Quote from: litl rooster on September 12, 2006, 04:10:01 PM

Trinity been talking again?

Who, me??

Delmonico · September 12, 2006, 05:20:09 PM

Mine also has doggy biscuits, Rowdy and Rita found that out.

Ozark Tracker · September 12, 2006, 06:08:32 PM

a few weeks back we went through the KFC drive thru. the girl asked if our border collie, who was with us, could have a treat, she went back and brought her a cooked but cool chicken strip. Clea loved it.

Delmonico · September 12, 2006, 06:16:53 PM

Rowdy and Rita went out Sunday, they went to Petsmart and got him a new collar and then went to the Grand Opening of the Lincoln Obediance Club's new facility to check out her taking him to classes. Everyone said how well behaved he was for a 15 week old puppy, she was on Cloud 9 and stopped at MacDonald's and she bought him and her a hamberger.

Trinity · September 12, 2006, 07:30:31 PM

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 12, 2006, 06:08:32 PM
a few weeks back we went through the KFC drive thru. the girl asked if our border collie, who was with us, could have a treat, she went back and brought her a cooked but cool chicken strip. Clea loved it.

"So that's whar Tha Monkey's dawg got it's name!"

Ozark Tracker · September 12, 2006, 07:46:27 PM

yep, that's her, our border collie, she helps us move the turkeys and goes just aobut everywhere with us, she thinks she's people.

litl rooster · September 13, 2006, 04:33:38 PM

good dog

not smelling like bbq eggplant, litl' rooster decides to take a rope along

Ozark Tracker · September 13, 2006, 05:21:18 PM

Trinity pets the dog on the head, grabs another egg plant for the grill, and gets one can of potted turkey for any emerigencies along the way.

Trinity · September 13, 2006, 06:28:30 PM

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 12, 2006, 07:46:27 PM
yep, that's her, our border collie, she helps us move the turkeys and goes just aobut everywhere with us, she thinks she's people.

<<If you quickly post a picture of her at work, I won't tell her that you had up til now forgotten.

>>

Trinity throws ten eggplants on the grill and devours the rest of the beef. To cover up the smell of beef on his breath he follows it with the potted meat.

Then he goes to the couch out on the porch (Hey, we're in Arkansas after all

) and calls Clea over. Together they fall asleep until Trinity's snoring is just too loud and Clea is forced to leave.

Ozark Tracker · September 13, 2006, 07:59:55 PM

Picture, o yeah I knew I fergot sumpthing.

this is her playing catch, Marvin's the one watching

Trinity · September 14, 2006, 06:24:05 PM

Neat! I've never had a dog that would catch. They'd look at me like I had just had a epileptic fit and then mosey after the ball when it landed.

Ozark Tracker · September 14, 2006, 06:31:50 PM

Clea is really good at playing catch, she can catch the ball real good and brings it back to you every time so you can throw it again.

she goes through a tennis ball about every 2 weeks, we buy them by the sack full, she's rough on her toys, ya got to get a good tough one for it to last.

Marvin the little dog in the picture likes to catch the ball but he won't bring it back to ya. he just stands out where he caught it.