The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Now them things are a CHALLENGE...............Buck

[Ozark Tracker]

I used to love to dove hunt, we raised a lot of milo back then and them dove sure liked it.  we had people come from all around wanting to hunt

[Trinity]

Dove season is fast approaching.  We should plan a Dove Bar-B-Que and HOG Roast.  <--no potted meat allowed!

"Not even ta slather on tha dove?"

[litl rooster]

Dove hunting is why I still have my Mossburg........................I wouldn't need it other than for "Homeland Security"

[Ozark Tracker]

OK  then we'll have dove potted meat. (in season) 

we have one other new flavor especiallly for Trinity,  Potted turkey meat packed in green jello

[Delmonico]

we have one other new flavor especiallly for Trinity,  Potted turkey meat packed in green jello

I get up from being sick to my stomach all day to read this?

[Ozark Tracker]

Whoops

but we had to take the chance to post it and see if it made ya throw up,  we'd know ya was getting better if ya didn't

[Delmonico]

I have three medicines to keep me from throwin' up, I had taken all three or I would have.

[Ozark Tracker]

better safe than sorry

[litl rooster]

I have three medicines to keep me from throwin' up, I had taken all three or I would have.

Did you take a big slug of Castor OIl?  You know it's the true cure all........Someone check the wagon for Del's Castor Oil he needs a gulp.

[Ozark Tracker]

Did you take a big slug of Castor OIl?  You know it's the true cure all........Someone check the wagon for Del's Castor Oil he needs a gulp.

a least a couple of table spoons full.

Do you all remember the bags that they would tie around kids necks to keep them from getting sick?  I been sitting here trying to remember what they called them.  when I was a kid there were always 2 or 3 kids wearing them in winter.

I think what kept ya from getting anything was the bad smell of the bag kept everybody else away from ya.

[DArchangel]

Don't know the spelling but they were called as-sa-fid-ity bags.

[Ozark Tracker]

That's the one,  I kept thinking acodoplis and I knew that wasn't it.

There sure were some smelly bags.  I never did know what was in them??

[Delmonico]

I think camphor.

[Ozark Tracker]

you could smell them coming down the hall in school

[litl rooster]

  A what?   You'all from the rich side of Town?  Ma just gave us a A&P bag to Ralf in......

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Those bags weren't to Ralf in lR............

[Trinity]

What are you old farts talking about?  What kind of bags?!? 

[litl rooster]

Those bags weren't to Ralf in lR............

oh.......Nevermind

[Ozark Tracker]

about all the bags I've ever seen were those old cotton tobacco pouches,  usually just a string tied around the neck.