Funniest one I saw was Mario Bal-sumthin', fat guy with a pony tail. Fox 'ad 'im on in Charlotte's infield in the mindless drivel they show before a race starts. Ole Mario'd done marinated up sum lamb chops 'n 'e grilled 'em up. Had sum stuff 'e'd rubbed on 'em.
L'il bit later on, Jeff Hammond (commentator 'n former championship crew chief) picked one up 'n bit it. The thing was tough 'n stringy. There was Hammond with this mouth full pullin' fer all 'e was werth. They cut to a commercial. Too bad. I'd ah loved ta seen 'im chewin' it.