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Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #980 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:57:17 AM »

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste, And It Must be Stopped In Our Lifetime!

Tensleep · « **Reply #981 on:** July 21, 2007, 05:51:44 PM »

Mine?

Did somebody say mine?

KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

Delmonico · « **Reply #982 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:54:13 PM »

In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Light she was, and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine,
Herring boxes without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Walking lightly as a fairy,
Though her shoes were number nine,
Sometimes tripping, lightly skipping,
Lovely girl, my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Drove she ducklings to the water
Ev'ry morning just at nine,
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles soft and fine,
But alas, I was no swimmer,
Neither was my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

In a churchyard near the canyon,
Where the myrtle doth entwine,
There grow rosies and some posies,
Fertilized by Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

hen, the miner, forty-niner,
Soon began to fret and pine,
Thought he oughter join his daughter,
So he's now with Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

I'm so lonely, lost without her,
Wish I'd had a fishing line,
Which I might have cast about her,
Might have saved my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

n my dreams she still doth haunt me,
Robed in garments soaked with brine,
Then she rises from the waters,
And I kiss my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Listen fellers, heed the warning
Of this tragic tale of mine,
Artificial respiration
Could have saved my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

How I missed her, how I missed her,
How I missed my Clementine,
Til I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #983 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:51:09 PM »

that Clemintine girls shure had some big feet, it's a wonder she didn't step on one of them mines down there where they was mining

Trinity · « **Reply #984 on:** July 23, 2007, 08:02:52 PM »

For a gal with such big feet, she sure grows some tiny oranges.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #985 on:** February 19, 2008, 09:44:46 PM »

here's the answers to the questions over on Janurary Busted...............Februrary

1 d - Wonder Bread

2 g - Cassius Clay

3 b - He Is Us

4 a - Good night, Chet

5 g - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6 d - Maynard G. Krebbs

7 c - Pants On Fire

8 f - The American Way

9 c - It's Howdy Doody Time

10 e - Oh My

11 d - Over 30

12 c - Joe Namath

13 g - A little dab'll do ya

14 g - On Blueberry Hill

15 b - Mary Martin

16 g - John, Paul, George , Ringo

17 d - Who wrote the book of Love

18 b - Cause I eats me spinach

19 a - Smile, you're on Candid Camera

20 f - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #986 on:** February 27, 2008, 11:20:32 PM »

If you answered all those qustions you should be a member of AARP and be a "Senior Citizen".

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #987 on:** February 28, 2008, 04:42:45 AM »

OMG what has happened to me, I knew all the answers!

litl rooster · « **Reply #988 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:22:37 AM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on February 28, 2008, 04:42:45 AM

OMG what has happened to me, I knew all the answers!

I'm glad we got the answers. I have plum forgot the questi

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #989 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:30:33 PM »

You may have experienced a "Senior Moment".

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #990 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:23:10 PM »

Does that mean he's gonna gradjamate soon TLD?

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #991 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:25:15 AM »

Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Could Be.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #992 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:53:14 AM »

"We will sell no mind before it's time".

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #993 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:08:46 PM »

Remember a mind is a terrible thing, and it must be stopped in our lifetime!

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #994 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:12:13 PM »

A mime is a terrible thing and it must be stopped.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #995 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:43:07 PM »

If a mime falls in a forest and no one is around, does anyone care?

Trinity · « **Reply #996 on:** March 02, 2008, 08:47:26 AM »

Not me.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #997 on:** March 02, 2008, 12:55:43 PM »

Me neither.

Slim

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #998 on:** March 02, 2008, 04:12:31 PM »

It's really a shame that there aren't in hunting seasons for mimes.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #999 on:** March 02, 2008, 08:52:18 PM »

TLD, would you be required to use a silencer?

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