Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 272143 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #940 on:** November 19, 2006, 08:39:41 AM »

I don' want ANY BBQ from California. That stuff is probably nothing but tofu. Blech!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #941 on:** November 19, 2006, 08:46:18 AM »

we'll just truck some of the North Carolina, BBQ out there ta Californy and they'll vote litl rosster in fer sure. we'll send you out there and teach em how ta eat real BBQ.

Trinity · « **Reply #942 on:** November 19, 2006, 08:55:07 AM »

That sounds like a good idea, but we shouldn't send the good stuff first. The people might think they died and went to heaven and thus causing them to ignore the election. We should send some marginal stuff first. Maybe from Virginia?

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Delmonico · « **Reply #943 on:** November 19, 2006, 08:56:19 AM »

Not all Cally-forn-ians is Tofu eatin' Yuppies, the problem is there is just so many of them out there.

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #944 on:** November 19, 2006, 10:35:59 AM »

Ageeed, Del. They's kinda the minority out there............

Sod Buster · « **Reply #945 on:** November 19, 2006, 10:53:39 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on November 19, 2006, 08:55:07 AM

TWe should send some marginal stuff first. Maybe from Virginia?

Them's fightin' words....

Arcey · « **Reply #946 on:** November 19, 2006, 11:14:15 AM »

Yer gonna notice I didn't say nuttin' 'bout that.......

Let them Carolina snobs wallow in their ignorance. Leaves more of the good stuff fer us.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #947 on:** November 19, 2006, 11:22:57 AM »

Quote from: Arcey on November 19, 2006, 11:14:15 AM

Yer gonna notice I didn't say nuttin' 'bout that.......

Let them Carolina snobs wallow in their ignorance. Leaves more of the good stuff fer us.

Yup!

Trinity · « **Reply #948 on:** November 19, 2006, 11:42:44 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on November 19, 2006, 08:56:19 AM

Not all Cally-forn-ians is Tofu eatin' Yuppies, the problem is there is just so many of them out there.

OK. Forty isn't one of them, but the rest are. Tofu... Blech!

I thought I'd get a rise out of the Virginia comment.

Actually, there is some good BBQ in Virginia. There's a Short Sugars in Danville that used to truck the BBQ up from Reidsville. I think they do it themselves now. ... But it is still after the NC directions.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #949 on:** November 19, 2006, 08:05:11 PM »

Never have got to try any of that Virginny BBQ, gonna havta get out there one of these days.

litl rooster · « **Reply #950 on:** November 19, 2006, 08:12:08 PM »

moves Trinity's name to the bottom of the hopeful list as Ambassador to BBQ
which now moves Arcey and Ozark closer to the top

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #951 on:** November 19, 2006, 08:15:01 PM »

Ambassador to BBQ, now that would be a choice spot to hold, getting to travel all over the BBQ world

Trinity · « **Reply #952 on:** November 20, 2006, 08:19:45 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on November 19, 2006, 08:12:08 PM

moves Trinity's name to the bottom of the hopeful list as Ambassador to BBQ
which now moves Arcey and Ozark closer to the top

Hey, Ozark. Don't bother. On the way north, save some gas and stop in NC.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #953 on:** November 20, 2006, 08:50:12 PM »

ya got ta remember I only consider the south, the known BBQ world.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #954 on:** December 02, 2006, 04:31:50 PM »

Ozark hears a vehicle pull up and sees Buck coming to pick up all of litl roosters shipment of litl rooster fer President, potted meat, Trinity is riding shotgun.

they seem to be heading fer dangerous territory

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #955 on:** December 02, 2006, 04:45:19 PM »

Trinity's riding shotgun?

? That's kinda like having the fox guard the hen house isn't it? We can use the chair lift to get the cases up to the floor level of the bus. Saves the back.........Buck

litl rooster · « **Reply #956 on:** December 03, 2006, 07:15:05 AM »

The bus stops and litl' rooster his horse set up his soap box for another invigorating speech. While the former Hooter's girls and the Dillon Girls pass out cans "potted meats" from the bus.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #957 on:** December 03, 2006, 12:51:27 PM »

with the new loud speakers on the bus hooked up, litl rooster fer ever more makes a speech, the Hooter's girls start up a cheer and the Dillion girls pass out more potted meat and crackers.

Trinity · « **Reply #958 on:** December 03, 2006, 02:49:14 PM »

Trinity barrels to the front of the line.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #959 on:** December 03, 2006, 03:08:46 PM »

Trinity notices as he gets closer to the front of the line, that in the trash cans over by the bus, people are throwing away their left over potted meat. some of them almost full.

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