The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Trinity]

are you a wanting a pet or a meal

I want a MEAL!  MMMMMM.

  I like mine with

  lettus and tomato

   and a big Kosher pickle and a cold glass of beer................



I like there pickle products

I just lost my hunger... If it weren't for the beer, I would've lost my breakfast!

[Ozark Tracker]

I bet it was that Kosher pickle what made ya gag a little wasn't it 

[Trinity]

Well, it started with the lettuce and tomato, but the pickle did almost throw me over the edge!

[Advertising]

[Ozark Tracker]

I guess you'll just have ta get 2  half pound patties and hide em in between.

[Trinity]

My mother tried EVERY trick to get me to eat vegetables.  Not even ten one pound patties will ever hide two slices of pickle!

[Sod Buster]

are you a wanting a pet or a meal

Trinity would want a pet he could eat when he got tired of playing with it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity would want a pet he could eat when he got tired of playing with it.

boy we'll have ta think fer awhile,  get him something he won't be a eating.

[Trinity]

I'll be flying over shortly after New Year.  How high can you throw?

[Ozark Tracker]

well be sure and go in and talk ta the pilot when ya get over Tenn.  that way he'll know to swope down when the sees the mountain range there in Arkansas, tell him not to go below about 2000 feet and we'll just pass it off to ya when you fly over.

[Trinity]

I wonder if they'd let me open the door and lean out.

[Ozark Tracker]

well ya could just have him land down thar at Ozark,  you know Paris Hiltons jet landed down there a couple years ago.  when her and Nicole Richie made that TV show  simple life.

[Ozark Tracker]

With Trinity a flying over after new year,  Ozark starts packing up a goody basket.

lets see lots of potted turkey, Arkansas wine,  pork,  wine, possum, wine.  that outa do it.

[Trinity]

Trinity would want a pet he could eat when he got tired of playing with it.

"Awll pets is eat-able."

[Trinity]

With Trinity a flying over after new year,  Ozark starts packing up a goody basket.

lets see lots of potted turkey, Arkansas wine,  pork,  wine, possum, wine.  that outa do it.

"The FAA don' llow ya ta brang yer own spirits aboard tha planes."

[Ozark Tracker]

Well,  we'll have ta figure out how to get ya off'n the plane

[Delmonico]

Here, try one of these.

[litl rooster]

boy we'll have ta think fer awhile,  get him something he won't be a eating.

Goldfish and Guppies is out, just a snack


mini horses might hold him for one meal they is on the small side

[Sod Buster]

"Awll pets is eat-able."

Yup.  That's what happened to my mom's pet duck, Rosie.  One day her dad decided he wanted duck for dinner......no more Rosie. 

[Delmonico]

Here, try one of these.

Try again.

Try one of these.

[Arcey]

Read sum stuff here makes me think ah a good ole Fudrucker’s cheeseburger.  Yum, yum!

Ya take that thing, just a big ole half pounder, nekkid on a bun.  Got a pounder once – whew!

Get yerownself to the fixin’ bar.  Put ya some cheese on there.  Lettuce (shredded or leaf), tomato.  Put some mushrooms, pickles ‘n jalapeños on there.

If yer real careful ‘n they don’t catch ya, put some them vegetables off ta the side fer a salad.  L’il mayonnaise fer dressin’.

Steak fries.  Beer from a bottle or four what’s been stuck in ice all day…………..

Ahhhh boy!  Wunner what Pleazin’s got in mind fer dinner………