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Trinity · « **Reply #880 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:53:15 PM »

Was this at the bus stop?

litl rooster · « **Reply #881 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:28:51 PM »

or a tavern near the bus stop?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #882 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:58:46 PM »

Naw, I met her down ta the laundry mat, you know the one in between the bus station and the tavern. don't tell Trinity, he's already going down ta the Bus Stop on Friday's and Saturday nights.

Tuesday and Wednesday's the good day down there at the laundry mat.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #883 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:27:25 PM »

Trinity gets in trouble doin' laundry.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #884 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:31:49 PM »

he's gonna havta stop trying to check the dryer by getting in it

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #885 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:07:51 PM »

Ozark telly graphs Trinity, asks him to go to Mt. Olive, Norft Caroliner,

check out the little turkeys they are a fixing to send from there, tell em to only send the ones that'll live and grow

It's down thar by Smithfield.

litl rooster · « **Reply #886 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:17:23 PM »

It's going to be a cold ride in that pot belly for 'em. you can get around a 100 head of 5weights in a pot belly how many turkeys will go in one?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #887 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:22:10 PM »

Don't know just how many they'll bring, we haven't got any from em yet, but as far as it is from N C ta Arkansas, they better bring a bunch.

they say they can make a trip in in about 16 hours and they gonna bring em 3 days a week.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #888 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:25:44 PM »

they may havta hire Trinity ta ride shotgun, I told em bring potted meat.

Trinity · « **Reply #889 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:46:00 PM »

Sorry, OT. Can't go to Mount Olive... too many pickles made there.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #890 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:51:54 PM »

but on the plus side, Butterball has the largest turkey plant in the U.S. there. (used ta be Carolina turkeys)

Trinity · « **Reply #891 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:56:00 PM »

Great, and so rise the prices at the store where I bought Carolina Turkey products.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #892 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:01:53 PM »

well they gotta buy gas ta bring them little birds out here.

Trinity · « **Reply #893 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:43:36 PM »

Gas... and the automatic price increase that comes with a big name like butterball. $:-\$

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #894 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:48:35 PM »

I don't know but if ya stop by before Thanksgiving, we'll get ya one fer free.

Trinity · « **Reply #895 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:52:51 PM »

With the feathers still attached?

Sod Buster · « **Reply #896 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on November 04, 2006, 07:52:51 PM

With the feathers still attached?

...and the head still attached....and working???

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #897 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:57:47 PM »

are you a wanting a pet or a meal

litl rooster · « **Reply #898 on:** November 04, 2006, 08:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on November 04, 2006, 06:46:00 PM

Sorry, OT. Can't go to Mount Olive... too many pickles made there.

I like mine with

lettus and tomato

and a big Kosher pickle and a cold glass of beer................

I like there pickle products

Delmonico · « **Reply #899 on:** November 04, 2006, 09:08:26 PM »

If ya were closer I'd take one of them, heck I have an axe and know how to use it, never did a turkey with my axe, but a goose and a bunch a chickens.

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