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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #860 on:** October 09, 2006, 07:57:13 PM »

they use to threaten us with that permanent record, down ta the school,

a friend and I painted off quarter mile stripes on a hiway when we were 16, the district attorney called school and told the principal to send us right over ta the courthouse, I don't know how he found out, but when he was done with us, we had to go out ta the road and remove the stripes with paint stripper,, you do know that stuff will take the hide off yer hands don't ya.

but it didn't go on our permanent record.

Delmonico · « **Reply #861 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:11:53 PM »

When I went to Milford to trade school in Auto Body we had one of our misdeeds on sort of a permanent record. We removed a set of Fruit of the Loom from a classmate, without removin' his pants. He was being a horse's arse one day.

The Dept. Head let us hang them on the bulletin board it the classroom for the rest of the time we were there. He said it was a good lesson to his nephew to not be suxch a horse's arse.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #862 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:59:51 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on October 08, 2006, 09:35:35 AM

Naw, no test is needed, I keep track of the daily posts, for how well you keep up and how many times you use the same theme. Your grades are based on that, the sheepman has got a D- right now, any more 10 gauge, dy-no-mite or preachin' the rest of the year is gonna get him an F and it's goin' on his permanat record.

Who Made You My Judge?

Yer nothin but a lowdown, nogood slop-slinging Cosie, Ya aint even a Cowboy.

Ya ai't Ma Boss, N Ah don't care How You grades anyhooo!

Fills Dells Dutch Ovens with Velveta Cheeze N burns it in

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Trinity · « **Reply #863 on:** October 14, 2006, 01:25:12 PM »

Trinity walks in after his hiatus. Seeing that everything is just as normal, he walks out.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #864 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:56:13 PM »

Well dern Trinity left awful quick, I done had some new flavors of potted meat I was gonna give him

Trinity · « **Reply #865 on:** October 15, 2006, 12:21:12 AM »

Hearing the words "potted meat" brings Trinity back in a rush, drooling all over himself as if Rachael Ray were here.

litl rooster · « **Reply #866 on:** October 15, 2006, 05:23:21 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on October 08, 2006, 09:35:35 AM

Naw, no test is needed, I keep track of the daily posts, for how well you keep up and how many times you use the same theme. Your grades are based on that, the sheepman has got a D- right now, any more 10 gauge, dy-no-mite or preachin' the rest of the year is gonna get him an F and it's goin' on his permanat record.

So you grade on a curve?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #867 on:** October 15, 2006, 06:36:09 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on October 15, 2006, 12:21:12 AM

Hearing the words "potted meat" brings Trinity back in a rush, drooling all over himself as if Rachael Ray were here.

did you say Rachael Ray's here, I bet she wants some of ma potted meat to cook on her show. make us a household name.

Trinity · « **Reply #868 on:** October 15, 2006, 10:37:34 AM »

"Naw, Ah was only droolin' like she was har. Unfortunately she ain'."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #869 on:** October 15, 2006, 10:44:42 AM »

Oh! well since she ain't here yet, we'll can a new line of potted meat named after her, The Rachael Ray "less than $40.00 a day meals"

a little can with lots a punch

Trinity · « **Reply #870 on:** October 15, 2006, 10:59:32 AM »

Very Much Less Than $40 a Day

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #871 on:** October 15, 2006, 11:15:25 AM »

well we wanted to leave plenty of room ta have what ya want to drink, Rachael may hit the sause a little hard.

Trinity · « **Reply #872 on:** October 15, 2006, 11:22:49 AM »

She does get a little rosy faced, doesn't she? (And that's not her make up, either!

)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #873 on:** October 15, 2006, 11:27:54 AM »

and she's always happy and laughing, we may have to keep a close eye on her.

Delmonico · « **Reply #874 on:** October 15, 2006, 09:15:50 PM »

Who would want to be a cowboy when you can be higher up on the food chain?

If I spent $40 dollars a day on food, I couldn't eat it all, I do right fine with $5 donations for meals when I go on an outing. (I can't sell a meal but I can take a donation

) And no one walks away hungry.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #875 on:** October 15, 2006, 09:20:33 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on October 15, 2006, 09:15:50 PM

If I spent $40 dollars a day on food, I couldn't eat it all, I do right fine with $5 donations for meals when I go on an outing. (I can't sell a meal but I can take a donation ) And no one walks away hungry.

That's what my wife always tells me, for what we spend to go out one time, she could make several days worth of meals. but she needs a little time off every once in a while.

Trinity · « **Reply #876 on:** October 29, 2006, 01:24:34 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 15, 2006, 11:27:54 AM

and she's always happy and laughing, we may have to keep a close eye on her.

She likes to flirt with other men on her show too.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #877 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:38:29 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on October 29, 2006, 01:24:34 AM

She likes to flirt with other men on her show too.

whay I remember a gal I met like that , back in 86 I think it was.

Trinity · « **Reply #878 on:** October 29, 2006, 07:06:18 PM »

Who? ... Oprah?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #879 on:** October 29, 2006, 07:33:12 PM »

naw, Oprah wauldn't in Oklahoma back in them days, course it was 2 o'clock in tha morning and I couldn't see all that good.

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