Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 272287 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #820 on:** October 03, 2006, 08:16:33 PM »

Ozark goes down to the store room grabs a couple of smoked turkeys and a few cans of turkey potted meat and heads out to tell Trinity about Del was going ta celebrate the fall last nite and dance naked but he missed the spot on the wall and missed it last night so he's gonna try again tonight.

Delmonico · « **Reply #821 on:** October 03, 2006, 09:16:54 PM »

It missed it again tonight, I'm going to go get dressed I got a dang moonburn on my.................................

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #822 on:** October 03, 2006, 09:26:53 PM »

ya gonna havta keep a closer watch on that spot on the wall

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Trinity · « **Reply #823 on:** October 03, 2006, 09:28:21 PM »

"Dern! Ah hate when that happens. But Ah gots a quesshion. They ain' no such thang as fall solstice, or is Ah missin' somethin? Mother Earth is gonna be powerful mad at me!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #824 on:** October 03, 2006, 09:48:42 PM »

Well it's accually the Equinox but I didn't want to hurt OT's feelings by pointin' it out to him. But if it would have been Slim!!!!!

BTW what do you put on a moonburn?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #825 on:** October 03, 2006, 09:54:06 PM »

Now Del's a going by his horseshoe box thingy ma gigy that he done built down there at work, he might a built in several of them kinda holidays.

Trinity · « **Reply #826 on:** October 04, 2006, 05:53:58 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on October 03, 2006, 09:48:42 PM

Well it's accually the Equinox but I didn't want to hurt OT's feelings by pointin' it out to him. But if it would have been Slim!!!!! BTW what do you put on a moonburn?

Id suggest butter, but you have to chant while you do it or it won't work.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #827 on:** October 04, 2006, 07:49:14 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on October 03, 2006, 09:48:42 PM

Well it's accually the Equinox but I didn't want to hurt OT's feelings by pointin' it out to him. But if it would have been Slim!!!!! BTW what do you put on a moonburn?

The Fall Equinox is also known as: Alban Elfed, Autumn Equinox, Autumnal Equinox, Cornucopia, Feast of Avilon, Festival of Dionysus, Harvest Home, Harvest Tide, Mabon, Night of the Hunter, Second Harvest Festival, Wine Harvest, Witch's Thanksgiving, and the first day of autumn.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/fall_equinox.htm

Sod Buster · « **Reply #828 on:** October 04, 2006, 07:53:54 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on October 03, 2006, 09:28:21 PM

"Dern! Ah hate when that happens. But Ah gots a quesshion. They ain' no such thang as fall solstice, or is Ah missin' somethin? Mother Earth is gonna be powerful mad at me!"

Just worship the veggie spirit, l;ike the Druids did!

DRUIDS: At this time of the year, the ancient Celts conducted a mock sacrifice of a large wicker-work figure which represented the vegetation spirit. This might have been the origin of Julius Caesar's comment in his Gallic Wars that the Druids performed human sacrifices. Although he never witnessed a human sacrifice and never met anyone who had, this story has been accepted and repeated often enough to be accepted as truth. The Celtic mock sacrifice has been reborn in the Burning Man Project, a yearly fall festival celebrated for one week in Black Rock Desert in Nevada. The movie "The Wicker Man" was based on the Celtic tradition; to say more would ruin the film if you are seeing it for the first time.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #829 on:** October 04, 2006, 09:30:54 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on October 04, 2006, 07:53:54 AM

Just worship the veggie spirit, l;ike the Druids did!

DRUIDS: At this time of the year, the ancient Celts conducted a mock sacrifice of a large wicker-work figure which represented the vegetation spirit. This might have been the origin of Julius Caesar's comment in his Gallic Wars that the Druids performed human sacrifices. Although he never witnessed a human sacrifice and never met anyone who had, this story has been accepted and repeated often enough to be accepted as truth. The Celtic mock sacrifice has been reborn in the Burning Man Project, a yearly fall festival celebrated for one week in Black Rock Desert in Nevada. The movie "The Wicker Man" was based on the Celtic tradition; to say more would ruin the film if you are seeing it for the first time.

Ya don't reckon Trinity took off to sacrifice some vegatables do ya.

Trinity · « **Reply #830 on:** October 04, 2006, 09:42:16 PM »

"Naw, but Ah'd gladly offer a real vegetarian up fer sacrificin'!" Said Trinity as he showed up in his birthday suit, ready for a dance.

Delmonico · « **Reply #831 on:** October 04, 2006, 10:17:52 PM »

Sorry Trinity, it missed the mark again tonight.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #832 on:** October 05, 2006, 07:49:28 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on October 04, 2006, 09:42:16 PM

"Naw, but Ah'd gladly offer a real vegetarian up fer sacrificin'!" Said Trinity as he showed up in his birthday suit, ready for a dance.

Vegetation
-not-
Vegetarian

Trinity, put your peas and carrot away! Try again tomrrow night.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #833 on:** October 05, 2006, 05:22:02 PM »

ya reckon Del's a watching that spot on the wall tonight, Trinity's ready with his peas & carrots

Sod Buster · « **Reply #834 on:** October 05, 2006, 06:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 05, 2006, 05:22:02 PM

ya reckon Del's a watching that spot on the wall tonight, Trinity's ready with his peas & carrots

I hope so.
I'm getting tired of looking at Trinity's niblets!

Delmonico · « **Reply #835 on:** October 05, 2006, 06:35:46 PM »

Well it's a hour or more till dark, we'll have to see what happens.

Delmonico · « **Reply #836 on:** October 05, 2006, 09:39:42 PM »

The moon is up, the light is shinin' throught the hole to wher it says 5CH on the wall, I got the fire lite and I'm gonna go dance necked.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #837 on:** October 05, 2006, 09:51:19 PM »

Well I got a big ole pile of Turkey feathers, I guess I'll light them up and dance around a while, Oh yeah, I gotta save a bucket of them feathers fer Arcey, but I'll light up the rest of em.

Delmonico · « **Reply #838 on:** October 05, 2006, 10:03:47 PM »

Burnin' feathers?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #839 on:** October 05, 2006, 10:07:25 PM »

it might make a little smell, but it's like one of them druid's traditions

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