The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Ozark Tracker]

litl trinity, reaches in his saddlebags and grabs a can of potted meat and throws it to Trinity, then grabs one fer hisself, no wonder he's a growing good he's eats good.

[Trinity]

Trinity fumbles with the potted meat can then hands it to litl trinity.  With a "Pfffsssshhh" litl trinity opens the can and hands it back to his father.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl trinity opens his can and thens puts his switchblade back in his pocket.

[Trinity]

"Oooh!  Ah Spahder!"  Trinity screams in fear.  litl trinity pulls the knife back out and flings it and impales the spider onto the railing.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl Deneeze, not to be out done, whips out her Arkansas tooth pick and slices the spider into thin strips

[Trinity]

That ain' no toothpick.  This hair is a toothpic:

[Ozark Tracker]

I guess that other one is fer the folks who got a few teeth missing

[Trinity]

 

[Ozark Tracker]

While Trinity is showing off his Arkansas toothpick he drops it and pins his big toe to the floor.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Ozark Tracker]

he knows better than to just pull it out,  it will hurt even worse,  so he opens his can of potted meat and starts eating.

[litl rooster]

>authors note< if you are coming to this thread for the first time and the above post is the first you have read.  You might be thinking your computer has been hacked and you are now somewhere you wouldn't want your children or mother to be.  Please go back and read previous pages.<<<  On second thoughts you might just leave this web site and forget about reading the previous pages....You still wouldn't want your children or mothers to read it.

[Trinity]

Trinity paces in a circle while eating his potted meat.

[Ozark Tracker]

we'd show a picture, but that'd be way to graphic.  litl rooster's got that warning going round over him


WARNING   WARNING

[Delmonico]

My computor wasn't hacked but it hacked up a hair ball, should I of taken a picture.?

[Ozark Tracker]

I bet if Trinity didn"t have that knife sticking in his toe,  he'd give a quarter to see it.

[litl rooster]

I bet if Trinity didn"t have that knife sticking in his toe,  he'd give a quarter to see it.

a shiney new "Arkansas" quarter too boot, goes with the "toothpick"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Tied of seeing his Pappy walking in circles litl Trinity reaches down and snatches the Arkansas Toothpick out of his Pappy's toe.  Before Trinity can holler litl Deneez shoves a turkey laig in hiz mouf!

[Ozark Tracker]

just as Deneenz shoves the turkey laig,  litl trinity uses potted meat to plug the hole in Trinity's toe. not knowing how salty things burn in a cut.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark builds a new building and opens a new business in the kingdom,   Victoria's Secret,  he hires a few new girls to run it and opens a hot wings business on each side of it.  business is brisk.