The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Ozark Tracker]

the FDA man tells Ozark, he needs to get a few cans of the potted for test samples,  Ozark opens the storage room door and see litl trinity sitting in the middle of a pile of cans.  nothing but empty cans as far as the eye can see and Trinity had taught him good, each can licked clean..

[litl rooster]

Venison.
Deer
Bambi
Cajun Catfish

 

[Sod Buster]

Venison.
Deer
Bambi
Cajun Catfish

 

OK, here's the joke:

Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana.  Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.  Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic...  and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.  The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism.

After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched.  There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

 

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[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark calls, Boudreaux has him do the ceremony,  gets all the turkeys in the houses blessed and starts the canning machine again.  some are labled turkey, some pork, some beef,  but hey we blessed em and changed em.

may have to go print a few more of them lables, maybe some different ones

[Delmonico]

Like this:

[Ozark Tracker]

OK  we could probably use a few hundted of those.   Trinity will think he has a variety

[Sod Buster]

Like this:

You wuz born a turkey
You wuz raised a turkey
But now you're a lobster!

[Ozark Tracker]

AMEN!   now pass the seafood please.

[Marshal harpoluke]

You wuz born a turkey
You wuz raised a turkey
But now you're a lobster!

He still a Turkey.

 

[litl rooster]

Ya might git Slim to ship some Oleo to dip the new potted Lobster in.......................

[Trinity]

Tha FDA inspector finds a dumster fulla dog n cat hair behind Ozarks cannin plant.  A film crew shows up and some woman picks up some hair from tha dumpster an sez, "Oh No, that lookslike my Fluffy!"

<<If it walks, crawls or slithers.>>

Trinity walks up and orders fifty cans of Fluffy Potted Meat Food and fifty cans of Potted Lobester Meat Food Product with Oleo.  "That boy of mine shore lahks ta eat!  Ah'm so proud, but wonner what tha other one is up to."

[Ozark Tracker]

Just at that moment  litl Deneeze comes a crawling out from under the pile of potted meat cans, with potted meat all over her little  face,   she crawls out by litl trinity sit up  and burps loudly and says daddy .

[Delmonico]

I've done some research, here is some more products to market.

[Delmonico]

And:

[Delmonico]

Plus:

[Delmonico]

Almost forgot.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Ozark, ya kin ship a bunch a that over ta tha litl roosterville Hooters for tha Sattidy Night boofet!

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark fires up the new lines at the canning factory, soon to be delivered cans start spitting out the other end. bound fer litl roosterville Hooters,  the Sod Buster VFW gathering and to Irish Tom's pub for the annual Eagles nest convention.

[litl rooster]

and don't forget the canned Rattlesnake too....................................taste like turkey

[Sod Buster]

Ozark fires up the new lines at the canning factory, soon to be delivered cans start spitting out the other end. bound fer litl roosterville Hooters,  the Sod Buster VFW gathering and to Irish Tom's pub for the annual Eagles nest convention.

Dove season is fast approaching.  We should plan a Dove Bar-B-Que and HOG Roast.  <--no potted meat allowed!