Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 272585 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #560 on:** August 12, 2006, 11:05:48 PM »

They attempt to drive off but the horses cannot pull the load. Suddenly the axles break and the wagon collapses.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #561 on:** August 13, 2006, 12:41:20 PM »

might be just a tad overloaded.

Trinity · « **Reply #562 on:** August 13, 2006, 12:43:27 PM »

Trinity laps at the can and finishes off half of it. Finally, the horses are able to drag everyone back to Trinityland.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #563 on:** August 13, 2006, 12:49:58 PM »

the blue siren in the kingdom of Ozark Tracker starts going off, it's the one for all the un- natural disasters occuring through out the land. (such as jet powered steam tractors on the loose) all the residents go to their below ground level shelters. as the vehicle is tracked on satalite

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #564 on:** August 14, 2006, 01:17:19 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 13, 2006, 12:49:58 PM

the blue siren in the kingdom of Ozark Tracker starts going off, it's the one for all the un- natural disasters occuring through out the land. (such as jet powered steam tractors on the loose) all the residents go to their below ground level shelters. as the vehicle is tracked on satalite

Marshal's not afraid of No Steam Tractor, drops two into the Mighty Ten and Pops off one His Non SASS Full House Loads.

(Kids don't try this at home)

The Jet powered steam tractor beltches black smoke and spins out of controll into Delminicos Deli in Nebrasky!

The impackt jars the teeth of Miss Montan Darling, the ceiling cracks in Lil Roosters cave-- He jumps out N starts runiing around saying "The sky is falling, The sky is falling"

it caused a minor earthquake N jolted the RO's back about 10feet.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #565 on:** August 14, 2006, 01:22:48 AM »

The recoil knoks Marshal N Da Sheep back to the DCR (Dynommite Chicken Ranch) the gun beltches a flame that reatches to the heavans N smells of Brimstone.

I fergot dat thing has a tad too much recoil.

Delmonico · « **Reply #566 on:** August 14, 2006, 10:12:48 AM »

<Author's Note, Ya ain't up to date on things again, it blew up hours ago. If ya can't handle it get a 410.)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #567 on:** August 14, 2006, 03:35:00 PM »

Slim suddlenly pops up in the kingdom of Ozark Tracker, also, the eller funk had right clicked copy and left clicked for execute and now Sim is in two places at once.

Delmonico · « **Reply #568 on:** August 14, 2006, 06:55:18 PM »

The eller-funk enters the thread, runs through the turkey house, scatters the turkeys and clicks 3 copies of Slim and leaves.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #569 on:** August 14, 2006, 06:57:26 PM »

oh lordy, now we got sa many ah Slim we won't know what to do with em. and look all of em's got a mighty 10

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #570 on:** August 17, 2006, 07:43:57 AM »

since Slims sausage and cheese operation has been blown up by the crashed steam tractor? Ozark rigs up a new line at the turkey canning factory, making turkey sasuage, the first stuffed sasuage is sent to the Hooters so next weeks NASCAR crowd can eat, drink and have fun, he also sends a barrell of turkey wings. just fer finger food.

Trinity · « **Reply #571 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:37:15 PM »

"Woooooooooo Hooooooo! What's it stuffed wif? Ah kin hardly wait!!!!!!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #572 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:49:02 PM »

we got's cheese, slims last shipment. we got some of Sod Busters veggies in some. then we gonna have just yer regular mix of turkey sausage and pork sausage.

ya got any other ideas

Trinity · « **Reply #573 on:** August 17, 2006, 07:11:07 PM »

"Fust, lemme have two cheese stuffed sausages an' two each of tha poke stuffed turkey sausage an' turkey stuffed poke sausage! Deeeeeee-lishus!"

"Hair is mah suggestion fer other stuffin's:
Extry Cheese
Beef
Chili...

heck, how about extry cheese, beef AN' chili stuffed inta a sausage?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #574 on:** August 17, 2006, 07:20:36 PM »

why your just wanting the #3 Trinity Special, 3 ft long, first foot stuffed with cheese & turkey, the second foot is chilli cheese and pork, the last foot is just turkey pork and double cheese. course it comes in mild, regular and Hot!

what's yer pleasure.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #575 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:09:38 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 17, 2006, 06:49:02 PM

we got's cheese, slims last shipment. we got some of Sod Busters veggies in some. then we gonna have just yer regular mix of turkey sausage and pork sausage.

ya got any other ideas

Venison.
Deer
Bambi
Cajun Catfish

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #576 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:41:29 AM »

Ozark takes all suggestions aobut the sausage combinations and starts it rolling off the production line.

he also recieves several phone calls from folks living around Slim's new sausage factory, cat's and dog's are missing all over town.

Slim did get his factory operating awful fast

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #577 on:** August 18, 2006, 11:35:50 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 18, 2006, 07:41:29 AM

Ozark takes all suggestions aobut the sausage combinations and starts it rolling off the production line.

he also recieves several phone calls from folks living around Slim's new sausage factory, cat's and dog's are missing all over town.

Slim did get his factory operating awful fast

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #578 on:** August 18, 2006, 11:51:49 AM »

Tha FDA inspector finds a dumster fulla dog n cat hair behind Ozarks cannin plant. A film crew shows up and some woman picks up some hair from tha dumpster an sez, "Oh No, that lookslike my Fluffy!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #579 on:** August 18, 2006, 12:24:54 PM »

Thats why they call them hot dogs.

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