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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #540 on: August 09, 2006, 10:33:29 PM »
yeah he knows he's a daddy, 

after seeing litl trinity eat,  he couldn't be no one else's child ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #541 on: August 10, 2006, 04:49:12 AM »
Unnoticed by Trinity and Ozark there is a steadily growing pile of empty potted turkey meat cans beside the delivery truck.
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #542 on: August 10, 2006, 08:02:50 AM »
And a large chunk out of the left outside dual, ;D
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #543 on: August 10, 2006, 11:46:31 AM »
He ate that, too??????? ??? ::) :o 8) ;D
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #544 on: August 10, 2006, 11:53:23 AM »
Thought it was licorice. ;D
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #545 on: August 10, 2006, 02:28:26 PM »
well by this time Trinity ws beginning to panic a little,  he knowed Sherlene would whop him with Del's rolling pin if'n he lost litl trinity,  Ozark gives him a open can of potted turkey, to calm his nerves
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #546 on: August 10, 2006, 09:40:12 PM »
Satisfied that the large turkey does not contain litl trinity, Big Trinity heaves it into the hopper on the potted meat machine.  The machine lurches and feathers fly out of the hopper but soon the machine is chugging away again.

Suddenly, the entire farm yard is shaken by an explosion.  Everybody quickly looks toward the machine which is still happily churning out potted turkey meat food product.  Another sound by the delivery truck causes everyone to turn to find litl trinity gnawing on the tire.
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #547 on: August 10, 2006, 09:44:53 PM »
Trinity goes over and picks up litl trinity and checks him out for bumps, bruises, contusinons, lacerations, seeing that he's ok,  Trintiy reaches down and gets a hunk of the blown out tire and starts to gnaw on it,  the boy seemed to like em, he thinks to hisself.
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #548 on: August 10, 2006, 09:49:40 PM »
"Hmmm.  Ain' got much flavor.  C'mon litl trinity.  Less put it on tha fahr an' see what it tastes lahk after a spell"







"...his little one...."

Sounds like Trinity is finally accepting that he is the real daddy.
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<<If you can't bet'em, join'em.  Besides.  Sherlene will start trying to change Trinity and with no luck she will probably pack the kids up and move out... ;D>>
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #549 on: August 10, 2006, 09:53:47 PM »
While Trinity and litl trinity is a cooking the hunks of tire, sherlene comes a walking in,  turns to Ozark and says, ain't that sweet, I hope Trinity never changes.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #550 on: August 10, 2006, 11:30:59 PM »
Nope he don't never change, them is the clothes he was wearin' when we met him a couple a years ago. ;D
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #551 on: August 11, 2006, 05:04:37 AM »
Sherlene sniiffs the air an sez I may not want Trinity to change, but I think its time for someone to change litl trinity.  Oh Trinity, you have a fatherly duty to perform, I belive your son has soiled hisself.
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #552 on: August 11, 2006, 07:15:28 PM »
"Aww, that don' matter none.  It'll drah up an' flake off."
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« Reply #553 on: August 11, 2006, 08:06:11 PM »
Sherlene keeps insisting for a change, finally Trinity decides to take litl trinity for a swimmin lesson in the pond.  the easy way out.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #554 on: August 12, 2006, 12:10:18 PM »
"OK, in you go, littl'un"  <grunt> <splash> "Oh!  He don' float!!!!!"
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #555 on: August 12, 2006, 12:16:47 PM »
Seeing this Sherlene pushes Trinity in after and says, "don't come back with out him. ::) ;D
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #556 on: August 12, 2006, 12:53:31 PM »
Trinity flails around for a quite a while but finally returns to the bank clenching the child by the scruff of the neck with his teeth.
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #557 on: August 12, 2006, 01:31:35 PM »
now with Trinity and litl trinity both clean The whole family heads fer the ranch for supper.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #558 on: August 12, 2006, 01:44:35 PM »
Before climbing into the waggon, Trinty rolls around in the dirt.
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Re: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker
« Reply #559 on: August 12, 2006, 01:53:31 PM »
Since Trinity has used the energy to give litl trinity a bath, he makes one more stop by the canning factory and loads the wagon with the new sized Trinity cans.  just for something to snack on. :D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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