Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 272584 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #520 on:** August 07, 2006, 11:13:23 PM »

realizing he is in the Kingdom of Ozark Tracker thread, he rushes down to the turkey potted meat factory and goes straight to the storage shed. seeing it is full to the ceiling he sits down at the door and starts on the first can he comes to. giving llitl trinity a can now and then

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #521 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:59:26 AM »

Within 15 minutes the shed is empty and Trinity and litl trinity just sit there looking at each other. Trinity realizes that he is now going to have to share his food and he begins to cry!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #522 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:59:35 PM »

Ozark hears the crying coming from the potted meat packing shed and goes inside, nothing but empty cans laying everywhere, except fer Trinity and litl trinity. Ozark hands Trinity a broom and tells him to start sweeping and he'll go and start the machinery going to make more turkey potted meat.

maybe we'll make a new super size can, and call it the Trinity special.

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Trinity · « **Reply #523 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:08:10 PM »

After Ozark leaves, Trinity looks blankly at litl trinity.

"What is we 'posed to do wif this thang?" he asks, indicating the broom. "What's swaype mean?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #524 on:** August 09, 2006, 04:16:20 PM »

Ozark comes back to the shed, there sits both Triniity & litl trinity,

realizing where the mistake had occured, Ozark tells Trinity how a broom is used, seeing the unbelieving look on his face, Ozark tells him to bring lit trinity and try the new line of turkey.

Trinity · « **Reply #525 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:10:17 PM »

Trinity lifts his little one out of the dirt: "C'mon litl trinity, tha dinner bail just rung!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #526 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:17:34 PM »

with the first can of Trinity's special potted turkey meat coming out of the machine and into the can, Ozark sits a can in front of Trinity and one in front of litl trinity,

Delmonico · « **Reply #527 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:29:25 PM »

And Trinity steals litl Trinity's can. litl Trinity bites him.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #528 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:35:17 PM »

then litl trinity chews the pull tab off another can

Trinity · « **Reply #529 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:39:11 PM »

Trinity thwaps litl trinity on the nose. "That ain' PO-lite, litl feller! Hair, lemme taste it fust an' then Ah'll give you a taste."

Trinity tiilts his head and pops the bottom of the can, dropping the contents into his mouth. "This stuff shore is good! What's in it?" Trinity scrapes his pinky around the side and offers it to litl trinity.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #530 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:43:07 PM »

that thar can had the special sause in it. a dozen squoze tomatoes and a little brown sugar.

Trinity · « **Reply #531 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:48:14 PM »

"Mmmmmmmm. Soun's lahk tha Short Sugar's sauce!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #532 on:** August 09, 2006, 07:55:14 PM »

with the turkeys going in one end of the machine and the meat coming out the other, Ozark and Triniy watch the cans coming out and going on to the truck, suddleny they miss litl trinity.

Trinity · « **Reply #533 on:** August 09, 2006, 09:42:25 PM »

"Ol' Sherlene's gonna be right mad at me if'n Ah done let litl trinity get hisse'f chopped up! Ah hope we kin fahnd'im!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #534 on:** August 09, 2006, 09:47:17 PM »

You go over in the live delivery room, maybe he''s over there playing with the live turkeys.

I'll go check the machinery room.

Trinity · « **Reply #535 on:** August 09, 2006, 09:50:48 PM »

"Ah ain' goin' to no 'livery room! Las' tahm Sherlene 'livered two an' Ah don' wan' no more!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #536 on:** August 09, 2006, 09:57:16 PM »

naw, they only delivers live turkeys over there, no babies,

well you go check the machinery, remember, keep yer tounge aways from the moving stuff.

Delmonico · « **Reply #537 on:** August 09, 2006, 10:02:21 PM »

Down checkin' out the machinery Trinity finds a turkey that ain't ready to become Potted Turkey.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #538 on:** August 09, 2006, 10:06:26 PM »

Trinity's eye's bug out and he runs excidely back to where Ozark is, come quick I found a turkey twice as big as it ourght to be, I think he done et litl trinity.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #539 on:** August 09, 2006, 10:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 09, 2006, 07:10:17 PM

Trinity lifts his little one out of the dirt: "C'mon litl trinity, tha dinner bail just rung!"

"...his little one...."

Sounds like Trinity is finally accepting that he is the real daddy.

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Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 272584 times)

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