Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 272552 times)

Sod Buster · « **Reply #480 on:** August 01, 2006, 11:00:06 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 01, 2006, 10:01:01 PM

Just then Trinity walks in and see's OT and Sod Buster standing together. "Oh, Stranger. Ah been wantin' ta tawk to ya. Ah'll be needin' som'mo cone. That durned heathen mother of Sherlene done chopped two of mah good steels up! ... Ah din't know you two fellers knew each other."

Congratulations Trinity on your weddin'

Corn? I gots plenty. I can give you all you want.. no charge as a weddin' gift. Especially since that mean old battleaxe...'scuse me....your Mother In Law....did in your stills. In fact I was on my way to warn ya and offer to move your squeezin's over to my place for safe keepin' but my horse threw a shoe and she beat me to your house.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #481 on:** August 02, 2006, 03:49:43 PM »

Trinity goes back to the still site and is surprised as he sees Sherlene has repaired and reset the still, when Trinity questions her about it, he finds out that her daddy was an brewer from way back, and she knows everything there is to know about stills and brewing corn liquor.

her daddy is the reason her momma is like she is.

Arcey · « **Reply #482 on:** August 02, 2006, 03:52:45 PM »

Thinkin' 'er momma needs ah good...................

Ain't fer this forum. Sorry...........

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Trinity · « **Reply #483 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:42:01 PM »

"Thankee fer tha wishes, but it'ain' gonna be long. Ah jes gotta prove them litle critters ain' mahn! Wha'!? Did someone say frahd cheese curls??"

Delmonico · « **Reply #484 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:44:02 PM »

We took care of that Arcey, we married her to the sheep (spit) herder.

Trinity · « **Reply #485 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:47:28 PM »

"...but then, she ain' bad at tha Steel... an' she kinda looks purty all bent over workin' on it..."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #486 on:** August 02, 2006, 07:38:08 PM »

Is sherlene a wearing that new bathing suit again

Trinity · « **Reply #487 on:** August 02, 2006, 10:06:52 PM »

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #488 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:43:08 AM »

Dang it Trinity we tolt ya not ta drool!

Lookit whut ya done now!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #489 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:28:40 AM »

after Trinity mops up the mess he has made drooling, he, sherlene and the children head out fer still #11 to brew up a new batch out there, since Carrie's rampage has cut his production to almost zero.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #490 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:38:00 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 02, 2006, 06:44:02 PM

We took care of that Arcey, we married her to the sheep (spit) herder.

Marshall sends telegraph to Da missis with Dells Quote,

She's back, N Gunnin fer Dell.

Marshall is recovered, unhitched since the wedding twasn't legal. (No white Shotgun)

Marshall's gone Turkey huntin, Ozarck, Ozark whar is Ya?

Delmonico · « **Reply #491 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:19:42 AM »

The sheep (spit) herder sees a turkey and shoots, when his left big toe dissapears he realizes the turkey he shot was himself.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #492 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 03, 2006, 11:19:42 AM

The sheep (spit) herder sees a turkey and shoots, when his left big toe dissapears he realizes the turkey he shot was himself.

Use's is a little water soaked dar Dell, Ah hasn't shot anthing today, You really need glasses there Boy.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #493 on:** August 04, 2006, 05:55:30 PM »

Ozark goes back to work, getting a turkey shipment ready to send down to Sod Buster, he'll be needing some meat to go along with all them good vegatables.

he also gets a Smithfield ham or 2 to send along

Delmonico · « **Reply #494 on:** August 05, 2006, 11:38:59 AM »

As the sheepherder is lookin' at the thread, the eller-funk runs into the tread, runs him over and runs back out, the toilet paper roll still on his left tusk.

litl rooster · « **Reply #495 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:00:40 PM »

Looks like ole' Harpo is all wiped out

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #496 on:** August 05, 2006, 08:35:11 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on August 05, 2006, 02:00:40 PM

Looks like ole' Harpo is all wiped out

oh well better wiped out than wiped up

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #497 on:** August 06, 2006, 05:36:04 PM »

Ozark takes the eller funk head back to the kingdom to get it mounted and fixed for a wall mount.

Trinity · « **Reply #498 on:** August 06, 2006, 05:44:19 PM »

Trinity walks up behind Ozark. "Oooooh! What's that?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #499 on:** August 06, 2006, 05:56:08 PM »

well that thar is a gen u ine eller- fuunk head with two teeth still attached., I figured this is just what you and Sherlene need to decorate you house. you know it'll show ya got style and class.

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