Author Topic: The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker (Read 272340 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #380 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:31:27 PM »

I noticed when I was younger that the frogs (live or dead) and the girls didn't mix too good.

litl rooster · « **Reply #381 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:46:05 PM »

Shootin' em and not Gigin'?

Delmonico · « **Reply #382 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:50:04 PM »

Yep, went and got a sewing machine about 50 miles away, stopped at a pond of my uncle's. Was at a gas staion about 20 miles from Lincoln, a young Deputy Sherrif came over and looked at my treadle machice and the 53 Dodge Pick. Glad he didn't ask what was in the bag in the box. "Bout a dozen and they had 44 caliber holes in them. Bet he could smell black powder on me.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #383 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:53:02 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on July 22, 2006, 03:46:05 PM

Shootin' em and not Gigin'?

you mean you ain't supposed to shoot em! ot oh

litl rooster · « **Reply #384 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:59:09 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on July 22, 2006, 03:53:02 PM

you mean you ain't supposed to shoot em! ot oh

Yeah, The last gig I bpought didn't have a stick on it, I threw it at a frog that didn't werk either. It now lies at the bottom of the pond. Now a .44 hole is just over kill, the hide buyer don't like that big of hole in them, .17 or .22 is okay though

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #385 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:04:14 PM »

I've seen those gigs with no handle, what's the deal with that, when I was a kid they always came with the handle.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #386 on:** July 24, 2006, 02:26:50 PM »

Maybe they're gag gigs!

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #387 on:** July 24, 2006, 02:57:11 PM »

Some assembly required.................

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #388 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:15:38 PM »

seems like everything anymore is like that, assembly required, nothing comes put together

litl rooster · « **Reply #389 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 24, 2006, 02:26:50 PM

Maybe they're gag gigs!

or with all the parts

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #390 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:38:22 PM »

that's the truth,

or did you ever get something when you put it together, ya got 2 or 3 bolts lefts over and all the holes are full

whats with that 2 or 3 extra

Arcey · « **Reply #391 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:42:41 PM »

Ya ain't got parts left over - ya didn't put it tagther right...........

Trinity · « **Reply #392 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:45:27 PM »

It's the highly paid bag filling staff. Their arrithmetic skills are grrrrrrrrrreeat!

Or it's for folks like me who lose stuff left and right.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #393 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:22:12 PM »

oh I got plenty of "EXTRA" nuts and bolts, sometimes I just go to the hardware store and buy nothing but nuts and bolts, sacks and sacks of nuts & bolts

Delmonico · « **Reply #394 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:24:15 PM »

What ya do when someone is asemblin' sumthin' yas toss one or two of them nuts, bolts and washers into the pile when they ain't lookin'.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #395 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:25:18 PM »

Hey Ozark, give them back, they belong to tha feller whut bought tha next one an wuz 2 or 3 bolts shy of finishin!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #396 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:34:25 PM »

probably what happened, just rolled off in my box, that next box, they'll be tearing it apart and searching high and low.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #397 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:20:30 PM »

Ozark throws the main switch on the turkey processor, first all the grade A turkeys cme through and are bagged as whole turkeys for the holidays, next the turkeys come through for parts, legs, thighs, breasts, necks then the parts for the potted meat
gotta keep that potted meat moving.

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #398 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:32:27 AM »

Actually those little baggies are most times filled by a machine( been there, done that). If it hiccups or the operator isn't attentive..........................Buck

Delmonico · « **Reply #399 on:** July 26, 2006, 03:19:38 PM »

Ozark, yer Hooters shipments now go to Silver Creek Slim County, be careful though of the Federalee's at the border, it's more of a dictatarship than litl roosterville ever was.

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