Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

Delmonico · September 19, 2007, 10:21:06 PM

Suddenly the ground shakes as an old friend shows up to the party.

Silver Creek Slim · September 20, 2007, 09:10:50 AM

Quote from: Trinity on September 19, 2007, 09:31:14 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Trinity begins to drool profusely.

<<Slim, I was wondering if anyone was going to get that reference. >>

<Arthur's note: Sadly, I used to watch it.

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Silver Creek Slim · September 20, 2007, 09:13:29 AM

Slim is wakened by the shaking ground. He lassos the huffalump and takes it fer a ride 'round the county to survey the damage.

Ozark Tracker · September 20, 2007, 10:02:37 AM

Slim finds velveteen swamps in all the low spots of the county, new forms of life are emerging

Lucky Irish Tom · September 20, 2007, 10:34:31 AM

Slim's horse rears and the heffalump runs when they see this!

Trinity · September 20, 2007, 05:14:27 PM

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on September 20, 2007, 09:10:50 AM
<Arthur's note: Sadly, I used to watch it. >

<<Yeah, me too. I never had any of the toys, but I watched the show. I saw somewhere that a new live action movie is going to be made.>>

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on September 20, 2007, 10:34:31 AM
Slim's horse rears and the heffalump runs when they see this!

Trinity sees the orange monster and shrieks in fear.

Lucky Irish Tom · September 23, 2007, 08:29:44 PM

The monster thinks it's funny and starts playing with Trinity like he's a sqeak toy!

Delmonico · September 23, 2007, 08:34:33 PM

Trinity squeeks a lot, but more than air comes out and is sucked back in, makin' really weird noises, kind of like someone suckin' melted Velveeta in and out of a large straw.

Delmonico · November 28, 2007, 10:52:21 PM

Delmonico slips up to the edge of Velvetaville and unloads a pick-up load of Blue Bonnet margerine and drives away very fast.

Silver Creek Slim · November 29, 2007, 10:00:42 AM

Slim scoops up the margarine with the pay-loader and dumps it outta the county.

Four-Eyed Buck · November 29, 2007, 06:10:07 PM

Careful, Slim. You might get ticketed for littering

Trinity · November 29, 2007, 09:13:41 PM

"Whatcha got 'gin' bluebonnets, Sleeeum?"

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Silver Creek Slim · November 30, 2007, 11:05:27 AM

"I gots nothin' agin bluebonnets. I don't like margarine."

Four-Eyed Buck · November 30, 2007, 12:12:40 PM

Me neither...................

Lucky Irish Tom · November 30, 2007, 01:55:55 PM

A big sign goes up right on the border of Silver Creek Slim County.

COMING SOON ON THIS SITE MARGARINE MANOR

Trinity · November 30, 2007, 07:24:43 PM

Not too much later, samples begin to show up all over town.

litl rooster · December 01, 2007, 04:34:50 AM

' there goes the neighborhood now.........'fore ya know they'll be a yellow flashing light at the intersection

Ozark Tracker · December 01, 2007, 06:59:15 AM

soon after the flashing light appears, wrecks start happening, seems someone dropped a sample on the road, making it slicker than an ice skating rink

Silver Creek Slim · December 01, 2007, 07:45:03 AM

To all those present, I am remembering those that change the name of my county.

Trinity · December 01, 2007, 07:54:33 AM

It's your town, you should put up more of a fuss at the council meetings.

After the Wreck of the Old 97 (That was when the 97 classic car caravan driving to the fairgrounds slipped on the margarine and piled up in the intersection), the town sheriff has a flashing yellow light installed. Due to the urgency of the issue, he puts a Velveeta box over a LED light until a proper signal light can be made.