My wife's going on vacation...

Started by Forty Rod, May 04, 2006, 06:40:22 PM

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Four-Eyed Buck

#140
May 13, 2006, 04:44:58 PM
He's checkin' up on us, musta got access to a confuser someplace.....Buck 8) ::) :o
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

#141
May 13, 2006, 04:47:13 PM
I didn't know nudist camps had computors. ;D  He didn't post nuthin' I think he only read "Coffee and Grub"  most likely didn't think we'd notice him. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#142
May 13, 2006, 04:49:12 PM
He prolly shook his haid when he done saw how many pages this thread is up ta.  ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#143
May 13, 2006, 04:51:10 PM
Wonder if it rattled when he did. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#144
May 13, 2006, 04:53:33 PM
Big brother has always had a pretty stable haid on his shoulders, but Ah don' know no more with this latest venture of his.  Maybe he does have something loose up thar. 


Ah jes hope he don' burn nothin' at tha nudist camp that shouldn't be burnt!!! ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#145
May 13, 2006, 04:58:13 PM
Well that yaller paint from the stint of sellin' flowers at the airport should help.  Hope he ain't 'lergic to it.  Buddy Ebson (Jed Clampett) was 'sposed to be the Tinman in "The Wizard of Oz" he was 'lergic to the silver paint and couldn't do it. :(
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#146
May 13, 2006, 05:29:26 PM
His career might have gone a different direction and we would have never had Barnabus Jones!!!  :o :o :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Four-Eyed Buck

#147
May 13, 2006, 05:33:21 PM
Or Georgie Russel in Davy Crockette....... 8) ::) ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Sod Buster

#148
May 13, 2006, 06:25:53 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 13, 2006, 04:47:13 PM
I didn't know nudist camps had computors. ;D 

Gives new meaning to the term "pointing device".   :o
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Delmonico

#149
May 13, 2006, 09:38:50 PM
Be careful, he's lurkin' round again. ;D ::)  I hope I get this posted afore he gets me, if I don't it was nice knowin' y'all. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Forty Rod

#150
May 13, 2006, 11:52:26 PM
Awright, I got home early from Dogpatch and checked in.  Too tired to post much.  Survived "The Families" and got the hell out of Dodge.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Old Top

#151
May 14, 2006, 02:13:07 AM
Forty,

Gllad you are back.

Old Top
I only shoot to support my reloading habit.

litl rooster

#152
May 14, 2006, 04:42:47 AM
Welcome back Forty.....................................See Del, I told you he wouldn't be Mad at us! >:( ::) 8)









<Yes sir, he's the one paying the Tab and for the damages< ;D
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

#153
May 14, 2006, 09:38:51 AM
I saved our butts when I reminded everyone that it was:


All Slim's Fault!
Glad yer back Forty.

In case you don't see the post we've asked the Marshall for a "It's All Slim's Fault" forum, I voll-in-teered to moderate. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

#154
May 14, 2006, 11:34:38 AM
Thought maybe you were too tired to comment, Forty. Welcome back......Buck 8) ::) ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

#155
May 14, 2006, 01:45:15 PM
Well tell us all about it, Trinity said Aunt Georgia finally got some false teeth.  Uncle Bill has got out of prison again.  Oh and he said Cuzzin Mike got drunk again, fell down the stairs and crushed Grannies favorite cat. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#156
May 14, 2006, 05:50:32 PM
   Forty, is that beads I see in yer hair?
Mathew 5.9

Forty Rod

#157
May 15, 2006, 12:39:22 AM
(Originally posted on SASS Wire.)

Honey, I'm HOOOoooome!!!!

I go away for a week and find that dang girl-kid Never Mind is back...just what them brats at Yagwhatever need: a dang women's auxillary.

What's a bail-if? If I need bail I gotta come to some dang appointee that I didn't get a say-so about?

You're all a bunch of sissies. Nobody had the guts to befoul my lawn, not even them stoopid robins an' sparrows.

My home town is Dogpatch!!! Them folks is so backward they don't even know there's a world outside that valley. They think I was hidin' in the basement for 41 years.

Stop pickin' on Tex. It ain't his fault England ain't got no modern computer technology. Someplaces over here ain't even got toilets. (An' an Englishman invented the dang things.)

Cruise control is the greatest transportation invention since the infernal combustion engine.

Don't drive 2,000 miles without takin' your wallet out of your back pocket. You'll end up with a world class case of TB (Tired Butt.)

Between Ontario, CA an' Logan, UT are 171 miles of construction zone without man, woman, beast of burden, or simplest tool doing anything...save for six miles just north of Provo...just mile upon mile of closed traffic lanes and detours. Otherwise we seldom saw so much as a hand trowel or butter knife in the way of equipment and no evidence of work being done, having been done, or about to be done to account for all those miles of lane closure.

I detest motels.

Vacations are at time of screwed up sleeping schedules, lousy food, fatigue, disappointment, annoying relatives, morons behind the wheels of cars, and horrendous expense.

Damn, I'm glad to be home.


People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

litl rooster

#158
May 15, 2006, 04:28:00 AM
He never took his wallet out of his pocket...................................... He must have money leftover. Barkeep another round on our friend FortyRod ;D
Mathew 5.9

Lucky Irish Tom

#159
May 15, 2006, 08:12:27 AM
Quote from: litl rooster on May 15, 2006, 04:28:00 AM
He never took his wallet out of his pocket...................................... He must have money leftover. Barkeep another round on our friend FortyRod ;D

Not to mention all the money he made selling them flowers!  :o
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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