Don’t believe a man has to go to church ta be a God fearin’ man. In my case, the people in the church run me off. It’s said the people are the church.
Still, I believe one day I’ll be standin’ ‘fore Jesus Christ. I’ll try to suck up the guts ta look Him in the eye ‘n admit I haven’t been much of a Christian ‘n ask to be forgiven.
‘N He’ll say, ‘Arcey, you jerk, be glad I’m in a good mood. Go see St. Peter ‘n tell ‘im I sent ya.’