Alzheimers self-examination

[Sir Charles deMouton-Black]

Pardon me if I have posted posted this before;




SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....

It takes less than 15 seconds....

















If you are over 40 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test






How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?




















1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S





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Answers:



1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS



You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?




You do NOT have Alzheimer's




You are a P___ert





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[Danny Bear Claw]

At the old folks home an old feller is having his 92nd birthday and he goes out to the courtyard to three old ladies sitting on a bench.  He exclaims, "Guess how old I am.  Guess how old I am"
One of the ladies says, "Drop your pants".  The old guy drops his pants.  The old lady says, "Now spin around a few times".  The old guy spins a few times.  The old lady says, "You're 92".  The old guy hikes up his pants and says, "Wow!  How'd you know"?
The old lady says, "You told us yesterday"!   

[GunClick Rick]

I love watching reruns of GunSmoke~They're always new episodes

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