I think I Like this!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Alexander.....I think I like this cowboy stuff!

[Big John Denny]

Kid, how did you get that picture of me and my son?

[The Arapaho Kid]

Kid, how did you get that picture of me and my son?

klingoncowboys,com

[Four-Eyed Buck]

AK, you've got a Worfed sense of humor......Buck

[The Arapaho Kid]

AK, you've got a Worfed sense of humor......Buck

I had a Klingon Dog one time.  It never said "woof" "woof" when it barked.  it said:
"worf" "worf".

[Big John Denny]

I'm not sure, but I think my wife's Klingon. Don't tell her I said that.

[The Arapaho Kid]

I'm not sure, but I think my wife's Klingon. Don't tell her I said that.

HEY MRS. BIG JOHN....YER HUSBAND SEZ YER A......NEVER MIND!

[Big John Denny]

Man that was close. Kid you almost gave me heart failure,

[The Arapaho Kid]

Man that was close. Kid you almost gave me heart failure,

The next time you and your wife are in a conversation say this to her:  "Hab SosLi Quch!"  If she's  Klingon...she'll probably bean ya with a frying pan!  Loosley translated:  "Your mother has a smooth forehead" and this is a Klingon insult.

[Big John Denny]

I would, but I want to keep my own smooth forehead if you know what I mean.