100 Questions For Oldtimers

[Texas Lawdog]

The best LAID plans of mice and men!

[Tensleep]

The best LAID plans of mice and men!

Least tha mice ain't too bothered! 

[Leo Tanner]

Least tha mice ain't too bothered! 

That's cause guys like me an Arcey wiped out all the p cats there was ta bother em.


Leo

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[Tensleep]

That's cause guys like me an Arcey wiped out all the p cats there was ta bother em.


Leo

Hmmmmmmmmmm... kerosene rag on they hindparts? 

 

[Texas Lawdog]

Talk among yourselves.

[Leo Tanner]

There's just so many words fer "cat" these days.  Kitty, feline and some others.  It gets confuzin.

Bythe way Tex, 



Leo

[Delmonico]

I prefer the 22 Hornet for cats, drops them much faster than a 22 LR and don't make near as much noise as my 243.  Calm night you can hear that durn thing for 5-6 miles.

[Arcey]

Kill birds too. She freaked again, just a hundred pounds difference is all. I didn’t know the damned bird got stuck in the grill. Just saw ‘im take off, thud, feathers…..

[Texas Lawdog]

Shot down over enemy territory, no survivors.

[Leo Tanner]

The ex whacked a wild turkey one night.  Damn near totaled the car.  Weren't livin with her at the time but got ta hear all about it on the phone.
     I asked her if she grabbed up the bird fer later consumption and she said no.  I told her ta move back ta the city.


Leo

[Delmonico]

Don't do like little brother did, down by the farm, possum ran out in front of his 3/4 tom Dodge 4 WD, on of the old types before the coshed the things up.  Was like hittin' a big rock, bent the crown of my hat on the roof.

[Texas Lawdog]

Those Wild Turkeys are good smoked.  I had to give up drinkin' Wild Turkey and Fightin' Cock Whiskey, I was developin' HEEL SPURS!

[Scattered Thumbs]

Those Wild Turkeys are good smoked.  I had to give up drinkin' Wild Turkey and Fightin' Cock Whiskey, I was developin' HEEL SPURS!

Had to give up on Wild Turkey too
Somehow it vanished from the liquor stores around here.

[Texas Lawdog]

Sometimes ya gotta play through the pain.   Ol #7 JD ain't bad, neither is Gentleman Jack.

[Scattered Thumbs]

Sometimes ya gotta play through the pain.   Ol #7 JD ain't bad, neither is Gentleman Jack.

Haven't come across Gentleman Jack yet, only their Ol#7.
Sometimes I also use Canadian Club.

[Leo Tanner]

My only sperience with Canadian whiskey was Canadian Mist.  I reccomend stayin away, it bites back.
     "Where's my boots?  Heck, where's my pants?"


Leo

[Arcey]

Canadian Mist. My choice. Gottah be a man ta handle it.

[Leo Tanner]

That weren't very nice. 
      I got ma man certificate years ago an aint had no argument bout it since.  That stuff just don't do right by me.


Leo


 

[Arcey]

Ain’t my fault if ya can’t handle it.

N’er heard of a ‘man certificate’. Where do I apply?

[Leo Tanner]

It's a secret only deevulged ta likely candidates

I think the problem with the stuff was that it was so smooth it went down too easy.  This is years ago an we were used ta swill.  No burn, and fer a dumb kid that meant no stop.  I was a dumb kid.


Leo