100 Questions For Oldtimers

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Texas Lawdog

#400
August 28, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
Arcey, That's what I was thinkin' too!
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Texas Lawdog

#401
August 28, 2008, 07:42:25 AM
Bud Light and Hilshire Farms.
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Forty Rod

#402
August 28, 2008, 09:19:02 AM
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Forty Rod

#403
August 28, 2008, 09:19:40 AM
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Forty Rod

#404
August 28, 2008, 09:22:27 AM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on August 28, 2008, 07:42:25 AM
Bud Light and Hilshire Farms.

Nor that.

Nope, the answer is Aphrodite Passion Soda, a pink fruit punch sorta stuff with carbonation.  Think I'm kidding?  Check out Pop's Soda Ranch.

That's all for now.  Whaddaya wanna do next?
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Four-Eyed Buck

#405
August 28, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
Take a nap ;D ::) 8)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Arcey

#406
August 28, 2008, 10:26:39 AM
Wanted ta dance nekkid in the rain but it quit before I could get my clothes off.
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Forty Rod

#407
August 28, 2008, 10:52:37 AM
Your own fault for puttin' 'em on.  When the weather's as hot as it has been me an' the dog just lay around on the floor buck nekkid , watch TV, an' eat ice cream right outta the carton.

(Now what does that image do to your psychological well-being?   ;D ;D ;D ;D :o )
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Texas Lawdog

#408
August 28, 2008, 10:53:45 AM
Take a nap sounds good. All this reading has made me SLEEPY!
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Arcey

#409
August 28, 2008, 11:07:20 AM
Can't stay nekkid. Gottah 22 year old daughter runnin' 'round in here for another week. Ain't got no dog. Don't hardly ever eat ice cream. TV ain't been on since last Saturday.

Dog 'n a nekkid man layin' in the floor don't bother me. Cop 32 years. Seen all kindsah perverts.
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All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Texas Lawdog

#410
August 28, 2008, 11:11:24 AM
What Arcey Said! on the perverts!
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Leo Tanner

#411
August 28, 2008, 01:05:31 PM
Seen a lot a pre-verts when I was a maintenance guy at a big city hotel. 
Got a call ta look at a TV in one room.  Show up an there's 3 almost nekkid guys in there with a bunch a professional camera equipment set up on tri-pods.  Apparently the one who called in about the TV didn't tell the others I was on the way.  Talk about an awkward moment.  Told em I'd look at the television later and got the hell outta there.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Ozark Tracker

#412
August 28, 2008, 01:08:18 PM
Leo, maybe they was looking fer an extry for their movie   ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

#413
August 28, 2008, 01:09:15 PM
Leo, Maybe they were waitin' on a fourth for bridge?
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Leo Tanner

#414
August 28, 2008, 01:19:50 PM
Didn't wait around ta find out.  Two of em obviously weren't expectin a bridge partner.  One of em run across the room an shut a drawer double quick.  I don't think it were a deck a cards in that drawer. ::)
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Arcey

#415
August 28, 2008, 03:05:14 PM
Hehehehehehe...  City hired a new muckety muck from outtah town ta be a department head. Come inta my office complainin' bout gettin' 'is new townhouse, swanky, broke into. Didn't like the cops attitude. Brought the cop in 'n interviewed 'im. Told me he thought the guy was lyin', took the report anyway 'n made notes of the same for Burglary.

Decided ta look for myself so the next mornin' I grab the camera 'n go. I get there. Musics loud from inside. Knock on the door 'n the music stops. Door opens 'n it's one the higher-ups from the new guy's department. Fat, ugly fart I'd had dealin's with before. He ain't wearin' nothin' but some sort of bikini thing. Thought he was gonna have a coronary when he saw me standin' there with a camera in hand.

All I asked was was he waitin' for Elliott ta get home. Never had another minute's trouble from those two from that day on.
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Forty Rod

#416
August 28, 2008, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Arcey on August 28, 2008, 11:07:20 AM
Can't stay nekkid. Gottah 22 year old daughter runnin' 'round in here for another week. Ain't got no dog. Don't hardly ever eat ice cream. TV ain't been on since last Saturday.

Dog 'n a nekkid man layin' in the floor don't bother me. Cop 32 years. Seen all kindsah perverts.


You take that back.

MY DOG AIN'T NO PERVERT!!!

He just likes ice cream.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Arcey

#417
August 28, 2008, 03:18:32 PM
Awright.... Don't get all upset.
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Leo Tanner

#418
August 28, 2008, 03:36:26 PM
The dude who ran and kicked the drawer shut was wearin one of them bikini things.
     I was previously under the impression that dental floss was made fer yer teeth an  not clothin.



Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#419
August 28, 2008, 06:16:20 PM
You guys are makin' my stomach queesy here at dinner. The thought of nekid and semi-nekid men runnin' after each other has just killed my appetite.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?
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