Singin' the Blues or any other durn thing ya want.

Started by Delmonico, July 10, 2007, 10:42:24 PM

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Texas Lawdog

I guess there maybe something to be said for "SEX, DRUGS, and ROCK and ROLL"!
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Leo Tanner

I guess I'm screwin up by skippin' the "drugs" part.
     I got the other two down, was hopin' that would be enough ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Ozark Tracker

nowdays,  just some of them advill will have to make do.  ;)
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

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Russ T Chambers

I honor of the Halloween weekend (should have posted this yesterday):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsfw9CEQITA
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Texas Lawdog

As an Old retired Cop, I really appreciated this video I found on YouTube. It is over 1,500 Filipino inmates dancing to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" dressed in their orange prison uniforms. Hopefully Arcey and everybody else will appreciate it also. Just type in Prisoners Dance "Thriller" at the top of the YouTube website.
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Leo Tanner

"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Delmonico

Not really a halloween song, but it sure as heck could be.

Please remove yer hat before you click:

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

Del, after that I had to find "The Ride" by David Alan Coe.
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Delmonico

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

After those two I'm gonna have ta leave ma hat off all day.

     BTW Del, yer resizing tip worked perfect.  Thanks ;)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

I hope he realizes he needs to constantly research these old westerns.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Arcey

Prisoners....... Dressed in orange....... Me?     Naw......

I caused 'em to be in orange. Once they were in orange I didn't mess with 'em. They're yucky.
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All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Leo Tanner

They was atchaly prolly cleaner while they was in orange than when you handled em.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Arcey

Quote from: Leo Tanner on November 01, 2008, 07:10:09 PM
They was atchaly prolly cleaner while they was in orange than when you handled em.


Leo

We kept a case of Lysol.........

Ask cousin Trina 'bout 'em. She's a jailor. Ahhh wait. On second thought, she don't like the subject brought up if she ain't werkin'. 'N she's good 'nuff ta shoot yer eyeballs out.

Orange or street clothes, 'I wanna call my lawyer!'

'Not from my phone, ya ain't. I gottah use it then go home 'n kiss my wife 'n kids. Ain't gottah clue as ta whut kindah creepy crud ya got. Ya call yer lawyer from the pay phone in tha bammer.'

Contrary ta movies, TV 'n crime novels, there is no 'one phone call' right.
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All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Texas Lawdog

Our inmates got one phone call after they were processed in the jail.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Ozark Tracker

Back when I was a bail bondsman,  I got about 90% of them first calls,  worked out well, if they or their family had any cash money, we'd get it before the lawyer could get his mitts on it  ;D ;
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Arcey

That's the pay phone in the bammer deal. A jailor's problem, not mine. A courtesy, not a right.

If it was a big case I'd let 'em use mine. Especially for an attorney in the middle of the night. They'd get an answerin' machine. Then I'd start on the attorney not carin' gor 'em 'n I did.  I wanted 'em to get their story on record. All the attorney was gonna do was tell 'em not to talk to me. If they didn't, as much as I hated it, I was gonna have ta charge 'em 'em put 'em in jail.

Nine out of ten fell for it. Never had a problem in court.

Lesson to the criminals readin' along, free for tonight. But, never trust me.

They ain't real bright, OT.
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Leo Tanner

Guys I know up here who been in the pokey tell me they got phones, but theys 5 bucks a minute ta use an ya gotta have someone outside set up an account.  Tolt one of em, "next time ya blow it ya better learn telepathy cause no one is gonna pay 5 bucks a minute ta listen ta you whine".

     Anyhow, this is a music thread so...

I had a friend named Ramblin' Bob
Who used to steal gamble and rob
He thought he was the smartest guy in town
But I found out last Monday
That Bob got locked up Sunday
They've got him in the jailhouse way down town
He's in the jailhouse now he's in the jailhouse now
I told him once or twice quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
He's in the jailhouse now

Yodel...

He played a game called poker pinoccle with Dan Yoker
But shooting dice was his greatest game
Now he's downtown in jail nobody to go his bail
The judge done said that he refused a fine
He's in the jailhouse now he's in the jailhouse now
I told him once or twice quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
He's in the jailhouse now

I went out last Tuesday met a gal named Susie
Told her I was the swellest guy around
We started to spend my money
Then she started to call me honey
We took in every cabaret in town
We're in the jailhouse now
We're in the jailhouse now
I told the judge right to his face
We didn't like to see this place
We're in the jailhouse now

Yodel...
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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