Coming soon...

[litl rooster]

   Watch here for Major announcement concerning the future

[Ozark Tracker]

I've been a watching all day long,  I guess a watched pot won't boil.

[Delmonico]

Most likely forgot what he was going to say.

[litl rooster]

announcing Sunday Nov 12,2006....It's in prepartion now

[Delmonico]

Most likely will take 8 attemps at preperation and from here on out will be known as Preperation H.

[Trinity]

Either the EEEE-lektrician will be/was there or an littler rooster is on the way.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Montana would probably have him sleepin' in the cave if that was it........Buck

[Delmonico]

That'd be like closin' the barn door after the horse got out.

[litl rooster]

  Well ya'll probably been wondering what this is all about. There has been 60 some views so I know I have one or two of ya interested.  After dissapointing results of the mid term elections, I decided it was time to do something about our future and our children and grandchildren's futures also.  I have decided to make myself a Independant canidate for the President of the United States.   Yes now that you are all done laughing I said the President.

  Now I know there is no snowballs chance in hell I will win.  My hopes are to sway the swing votes away from Hillary Clinton<   Most importantly, figgerin' on taking about .117% of the total vote. Now I do want you as voters to know, I do have other issues that I will bring out as the next year passes. That I will discuss in detail here when allowed and in private or in puplic places when the opourtunity arises.   Due to the very small campainge budget, I
will be using this internet forum and others to campainge untill I am blocked.   Not that I wouldn't except donations, and paid endorsements.


  Your probably wondering what experiances I have to think I could run the United States, as Commander and Chief.  Frankly none.   However as a former Ranch/Farm manager and former business owner, I know how to stay with in a budget and get required task done. Common Sence, honesty,( I was aqquitted on the horse theft charges) and realibility(most of the time) is the platform here. I have also been supreme ruler of Litl' Roosterville, aka litl' roosterville inc.


   Issues I stand on are many.  A small list below.

1)   Homeland Security<    key word Home
2)  Immagrations< I have profitable and viable plan without costing the taxpayer
3)  Taxes<  Let's face it no one likes taxes.
4)  OIL prices< refer to 1-2 and 3
   these along with gun control reform(nationally)< Stoney, I am trying to save ya< and prison reform> there is way to many prisons and electroial college reform


   So not to take up too much space here today, I will stop and let the Mudslinging begin


  just remember I will be the write in canidate for the President 2008.  Ifn' you cain't write let me know I'll write my name on a piece of paper and send it to you too use.  Now off to litl' roosterville to take care of buisness


Litl' Rooster for President 2008 

[litl rooster]

>DISCLAIMER< the above post is not approved and is in no way endorced by or reflecting of anyone here at CasCity, including the Good Marshall or M'ette and or anyone else including Montana darlin'





paid for by the litl' rooster for President comittee, >litl' rooster chairman

[Ozark Tracker]

Alright at last somebody we can get behind and support

are you gonna be available for speeches at the Boot and Guns Clubs

we need to make up some bumper stickers, Trinilty could probably do that in his spare time up to the office.

and we need to get some photos of ya,  on your horse, hugging yer horse, petting a dog, feeding a small homeless animal, then we'll move on to shaking peoples hands.

[litl rooster]

Alright at last somebody we can get behind and support

are you gonna be available for speeches at the Boot and Guns Clubs

we need to make up some bumper stickers, Trinilty could probably do that in his spare time up to the office.

and we need to get some photos of ya,  on your horse, hugging yer horse, petting a dog, feeding a small homeless animal, then we'll move on to shaking peoples hands.

what do you mean shaking people's hands?   that's disgusting


I will if I have too

[Delmonico]

what do you mean shaking people's hands?   that's disgusting


I will if I have too

I can get you a case of hand sanitizer cheap, Pfizer has one and ra still has company store privleeeges as a retireee.

[Ozark Tracker]

we won't make ya shake any of them what ain't working people,

don't shine yer boots up too bright,  let'em know your a worker, and whatever ya do,  don't load up with none of that heathen powder just to try and get votes.

most of them poly ticians  will change anything to get a vote.

[Delmonico]

Leave some cow poop on yer boots, it's one way I judge if someone is a real cowboy or a line dancer that escaped from the bar.

[Ozark Tracker]

yea,  it'd probably be good to carry a little of that with ya,  I think them big name poly ticians do,  they always slinging it so they must carry a supply with em.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Is Pea-Eye gonna be your runnin' mate? Some of those V-P's have been real horse's #%*'s anyway.................Buck

[Trinity]

I really don't know if that was really an advertisement from litl rooster.  He didn't qualify it by saying: "I'm litl' rooser and I support approve of this message"

It won't make much difference.  If the ad backfires and makes too many people angry, you can always blame someone else and say they tacked that pre-recorded qualifier on the end as what happened with our Republican nominee: Vernon Robinson.

His ad looked so good to Wissyconsoin nominee Paul Nelson, that his campaign copied Robinson's ad virtually word for word with the same announcer and sound effects:

http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6442

I can't find a copy of Robinson's ad, but here it is in text:

NARRATOR: What kind of congressman would try to deny our soldiers the body armor needed to save their lives? The answer is your congressman, Brad Miller. That's right. Brad Miller did not vote for the appropriation that paid for improved body armor for our troops. But Brad Miller has no trouble spending your money. He'd just rather spend it on sex.

That's right. Instead of spending money on sickle-cell research, Brad Miller voted to spend your money on studying the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes in San Francisco.

Instead of spending money on cancer research, Brad Miller has spent your money to study the masturbation habits of old men. Brad Miller spent your tax dollars to study something called the bisexual, transgendered, and two-spirited Aleutian Eskimos, whoever they are.

Brad Miller even spent your tax dollars to pay teenage girls to watch pornographic movies with probes connected to their genitalia. Brad Miller pays for sex but not for body armor for our troops. If Miller had better priorities, you wouldn't be having to hear this.

Here's another good way of slinging poo:

http://www.vernonrobinson.com/media/mariachiad.html

[Ozark Tracker]

shoot,  you may be just the one that litl rooster needs,  fer making up campaign slogans,  like Tippa canoe and Tyler too, or Remember the Maine, or a chicken in every pot.
Why i bet you'd come up with a gooden fer litl rooster.

[Delmonico]

How 'bout "Be a litl rooster Booster."