Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .

[Blondetta]

CJ, is that really you?  Here I thought they locked you in the rink, for the safety of others.   Have a round on Blondetta's tab.  She won't notice & you know she likes a good drink now and again.
Nasty (who always drinks on Miz B's tab) Netters 

[Wymore Wrangler]

With all that work-in out give her a barrel of your best rock gut, err best whiskey in the house...     

[Calamity Jane]

CJ, is that really you?  Here I thought they locked you in the rink, for the safety of others.

No it ain't me - I'm somebody else!

Thar's a reason they got that tall glass all the way around the ice 'n' it's got nuthin ta do with hockey pucks! 

[Goatlips]

Looks like ya ain't gunnin fer me in particular Calam, so I'll come out an' say h-howdy..

Goatlips

[Delmonico]

Well I t'ain't to feared of her, she has enough sense not to hurt a fella that is good with dutch ovens.   Here, ya want some sourdough biscuits and a hunk of dried apple and raisin pie?  The rest keep offerin' ya drinks like they was gonna take advantage of ya one way or the 'tuther.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Well I t'ain't to feared of her, she has enough sense not to hurt a fella that is good with dutch ovens.   Here, ya want some sourdough biscuits and a hunk of dried apple and raisin pie?  The rest keep offerin' ya drinks like they was gonna take advantage of ya one way or the 'tuther.

Been nice knowing Ya, Wad'a Want on Yer Tombstone?

[Delmonico]

Sheepherders on the other hand ain't got enough sense not to make the cook mad.  "Sides that he tolt me he can whoop ya with one hand tied behind his back.

[Forty Rod]

Who you callin' a hocky puck?  That glass won't keep me out if I really want to get in.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Sheepherders Says Dell, can Whop Him with one hand tied behind His back.        

Ah actually have a crush on Da Sheep, N I love Velveta Cheeze, N Wonder White Bread.

Dell You've Been watchin dat Brokeback Mountain too Mutch!

[Delmonico]

Ya know sumone told me it wern't a good movie so I didn't bother with it.  Fact is they tolt me it was 'bout sheepherders like you.  Be careful. Clamity I don't think likes sheepherders.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Ya know sumone told me it wern't a good movie so I didn't bother with it.  Fact is they tolt me it was 'bout sheepherders like you.  Be careful. Clamity I don't think likes sheepherders.

It was the Duke that said All Texas Rangers Ride Sheep (True Grit).  Two Years N ya didn't figer it out,  That means Cousie's is dumber than Sheep.   Dilly Dell, Ah Likes Wimin, Not Dem dar Holy-wood maggot Funny boys.

Smart enough not to tell Clamity what ta think.

Marshal Who carfully backs out.