Tall Tales Group Therapy

[Ozark Tracker]

Cats do better on Thorazine.

but then he'll get ta looking like a gourd

[Delmonico]

Well when he dries out enough will make a rattle out of him.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Or make one o' these outta it. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

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[litl rooster]

looks like Del is going to need extra time in therapy this next month......heheheh

[Delmonico]

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[Delmonico]

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[litl rooster]

 You forgot, How much is this and Can I get a better price

[Delmonico]

Ain't had the latter yer.

[litl rooster]

 Excuse me sir can I get better price on these boots?

[Delmonico]

Delmonico points the customer to the store manager.

[litl rooster]

psssst sir..................... where did he get that Wm F Cody costume?

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has the store managers throw the custpmer who is bein' a pain out at closin'.  He goes home, eats supper, plays with Rowdy and makes a pot of coffee.  He pours it in one a them fancy coffee jugs that keeps it hot, goes up to his garrett (no cave for him, he's moved up in the world) and works on a quilt fer a Christmas present and watches shows he recorded last night.  The F-4 Cats shoot up Zero's and Oscars over Gudacanal.  He then goves Rowdy a bone and thinks if he would have been with OT he could a shot 2-3 of them little pigs and put them whole in a dutch oven.

[Delmonico]

A man walks into The Old West Shop, Delmonico goes over to see if he can help.

Man: Hey this is neat, when did you guys add this.

Delmonico: July of 2000

Man: Hmm, I've never noticed it.  This stuff is like those guys who do that cowboy shooting on TV wear, you should let some of those guys know about this, they'd probally buy a lot of stuff from you, that cowboy shooting is getting real popular, did you know that"

Delmonico goes to the Tall Tales Group Therapy Room, he bangs his head against the wall and says:  "Why didn't I know how popular Cowboy shooting was, why didn't I think of lettin' them know about us?  Why didn't I know how popular Cowboy shooting was, why didn't I think of lettin' them know about us?  Why didn't I know how popular Cowboy shooting was, why didn't I think of lettin' them know about us?  Why didn't I know how popular Cowboy shooting was, why didn't I think of lettin' them know about us?  Why didn't I know how popular Cowboy shooting was, why didn't I think of lettin' them know about us?
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[Arcey]

Well?

Ya get an answer er just ah headache?

[Delmonico]

I'll have a headache till Christmas is over, they are too busy in the other departments to screen the folks who come to mine.

Ain't anyone been in here lookin' fer T-Shirts..............................YET.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes back to the trerapy room, "I've been scarred for life, did you see this?"

http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,12279.msg152641/topicseen.html#msg152641

Even a caveman would know that callin' us strange is all wrong.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico comes back to the trerapy room, "I've been scarred for life, did you see this?"

http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,12279.msg152641/topicseen.html#msg152641

Even a caveman would know that callin' us strange is all wrong.

Who You callin a Caveman?

[litl rooster]

Sitting in the corner drinking the day old luke warm coffee. Just wandering why the block wall has a dent in it 6 foot off the floor.


I thought I needed help

[Delmonico]

Sitting in the corner drinking the day old luke warm coffee. Just wandering why the block wall has a dent in it 6 foot off the floor.


I thought I needed help

Not as bad as someone who works in a Retail Store at Christmas time, got flipped of two years ago on Christmas eve, 1/2 hour after closing,computors logged off and registars closed and almost ballanced, he just needed a few things and I wouldn't unlock the door and let him in.