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Marshal harpoluke

#280
November 27, 2006, 12:50:59 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on November 26, 2006, 06:04:51 PM
Sitting in the corner drinking the day old luke warm coffee. Just wandering why the block wall has a dent in it 6 foot off the floor. :o


I thought I needed help
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Ozark Tracker

#281
November 28, 2006, 04:51:24 PM
Having been absent from the meeting the last few day, Ozark arrives early so when Alice passes out the pills he will be able to get one of each of them, figuring after all the people he's had to talk to the last few days he needs help .
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

#282
November 28, 2006, 05:09:24 PM
  Was beginning to think you got arrested for dumping the garbage ;D ;D ;D   Try the green plaid one
Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

#283
November 28, 2006, 05:16:27 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on November 28, 2006, 05:09:24 PM
  Was beginning to think you got arrested for dumping the garbage ;D ;D ;D   Try the green plaid one



naw Trinity just talked me into the notion of diggin through the trash dumpsters looking for throwed away presents,  he fergot it was Thanksgiving not Christmas.

we didn't find nothing but left over Turkey and dressing.  and you know him and leftovers. :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Free Hand

#284
November 28, 2006, 06:38:12 PM
Re: "They're Comming To Take Me Away", the writer/singer, known as Napoleon the fourteenth, worte that and his follow up "I'm Glad That I live In A Split Level Head" based on his experience in a mental hospital. The PC folks didn't think they were funny and pulled them. The flip side of the former was "Noon Ballon To Rangoon".

As for me, well let's just say I'm diagonally parked in a parrallel universe.
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Trinity

#285
November 28, 2006, 07:43:23 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on November 27, 2006, 12:08:01 AM
Not as bad as someone who works in a Retail Store at Christmas time, got flipped of two years ago on Christmas eve, 1/2 hour after closing,computors logged off and registars closed and almost ballanced, he just needed a few things and I wouldn't unlock the door and let him in. ;D

I worked in a department store at Christmas.  No more!!!!!

Hey, Del.  Do you work on commision?  Can I call you and place an order from the catalog?

Oooh!  Speaking of catalog... has everyone received your Dillon Press mailer yet?  REDHEAD!!!!!!!!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Delmonico

#286
November 28, 2006, 07:55:57 PM
NO, you have to call the cat-a-log dept.  Only stuff in the CC ad can you order from me.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#287
November 28, 2006, 07:59:35 PM
CC?

How much do I have to buy to get the cover girl to hand deliver it?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

#288
November 28, 2006, 08:00:55 PM
Quote from: Trinity on November 28, 2006, 07:59:35 PM
CC?

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Delmonico

#289
November 28, 2006, 08:01:52 PM
Quote from: Trinity on November 28, 2006, 07:59:35 PM

How much do I have to buy to get the cover girl to hand deliver it?

I ain't touchin' that one, it could be taken more than one way.  Go to the bus depot instead. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

#290
November 28, 2006, 08:05:22 PM
ya mean the cover girl delivers down to the bus depot

uh Trinity can I go with ya this week. ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#291
November 28, 2006, 09:07:16 PM
Shooot yeah.  I just wonder now if the Dillon Press girl is gonna down yonder!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#292
November 28, 2006, 09:12:53 PM
she might be a friend of Del's cover girl
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#293
November 28, 2006, 09:47:30 PM
Ooooooh, Ah hope so!!!!!

Ah wen' an' checked.  Sh'ain' as red as Ah remembered, but Ah lahk strawrbry too!

Don' she look Christmasy?


"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#294
November 28, 2006, 09:50:38 PM
Christmasy enough as far as I'm concerned
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Silver Creek Slim

#295
November 29, 2006, 09:19:13 AM
She don't look very Chrismasy, but the press does. I'll say it 'fore someone else does. "There is a press in the picture?"  ::)

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Delmonico

#296
November 29, 2006, 10:09:17 AM
Mrs. Slim checks up on Slim and washes his eyes out with lye soap. ::) :'(
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Noz

#297
November 29, 2006, 03:20:33 PM
What kinda velocity do you suppose she gets out of them teddy bears?

litl rooster

#298
November 29, 2006, 03:37:21 PM
Quote from: NozzleRag on November 29, 2006, 03:20:33 PM
What kinda velocity do you suppose she gets out of them teddy bears?


They are over the SASS requirements  ;D ;D ;D...............where did I leave my catty log.............me thinks the "Cave" could use a new calendar ;D ;D ;D




Mrs. Slim you should forgive yer husband, he's not dead yet.....................
Mathew 5.9

Lucky Irish Tom

#299
November 29, 2006, 08:40:50 PM
Yanno lookin at thet press them Chrimmas bals wif tha right load a black powder would make some nice cannon rounds!  ;D

Sorry fellers but tha cover girl doan look enny older than ma daughter!  :-\
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