Hmmmm

[Camille Eonich]

The "card game" keeps making a mess out of the Longbranch.  This place needs to be cleaned up some.  Del's Kim CHee keeps the place smelling to high heaven.  No wonder all the strangers that wander in keep walking when they get to the door.


*Camille walks over to the "card game" and starts sniffing around.*


I'm throwin' out all the smelly stuff!


The Kim Chee goes out the back door and a basket of fresh rolls appear.  The sardines are replaced with "some kind of daisies".  Camille throws rips the curtains down and throws them to the sheep herder.

"Take these down the chinese laundry and tell them not to bring them back until they smell better"

Windows get flung open, spittons get emptied and polised and everything gets a new coat of whitewash after the holes in the ceiling get patched.


"Y'all quit shootin' up the place and quit steenkin' up the place."

[McMate]

Thankee Mz. Cammy.

Place was beginn to smell a little funky.

[Camille Eonich]

Yeah McMate.  I think that we need to keep Del out of the card game and in the kitchen making bread.    Or at least keep him out of the furren section of town if he is gonna play cards.

[dangerranger]

Hmmm, some folks like the smell of bad wiskey! Hmmmm.

[Camille Eonich]

We're not talking bad whisky...we're talking BAAAAAD Kim Chee.

[Arcey]

Yeah McMate.  I think that we need to keep Del out of the card game and in the kitchen making bread.    Or at least keep him out of the furren section of town if he is gonna play cards.

Barefoot 'n pregnant?

[Delmonico]

Kim Chee don't smell near as bad as what Arcey did.

[Silver Creek Slim]

It was almost time to change the name to "The Boar's Nest". 

Slim

[Cooper York]

*Cooper walks into the Longbranch lookin' fer a card game, but sees Camille with a feather duster sweepin' the spider webs off of the Moose head hangin' on the wall, a card table with a chechered cloth and grown men hiddin' behind the bar.*

"What's goin' on?"

Someone mumbles from behind the bar,"ever since Camille's come back from Mule Camp packin' new irons, she's plum takin' over the whole darn town!"

"Guess I'll just mosie on outta town before she hands me a mop!" 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in, tosses the checkered tablecloth on the floor, opens a can of sardines and starts eatin'.  "Yer all cowards," he says, "Cammie wouldn't hurt a fly."

[Stump Water]

You'll soon find out.  That bait yer eatin' is sure ta draw plenty.

[Camille Eonich]

Camille plunks Del on the head with a horseshoe and watches him fall to the ground.


Tom!  Can ya tote Del back over to Tall Tales again.  PLease take the fish with him.

Bye Cooper!  See ya later. 

[Cooper York]

*Cooper mosies outta the doors, puts his foot in the stirrup of his ol saddle, and then, like a message from above, realizes that Stump owes him a cold beer. Sooo, backs he goes, only ta see poor Stump is a-moppin' the floor.* 

[Camille Eonich]

Stump!  Cooper is back.  Pour him that beer that you owe him please.

[Delmonico]

A dis-embowed voice comes up from Tall Tales, 'can you send an esspressoo down here please?"

[Camille Eonich]

Camille puts her earplugs in.   

[Stump Water]

Pours a frosty beer and slides it across the slick floor ta Cooper.

Then goes down to the telegraph office and sends "Oh!" express to Del

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish comes ridin up in hiz wagon and walks into tha Longbranch, careful not to dirty the newly cleaned floor.  Hey Cammie I just got done movin alla that junk down to Tall Tales, whatcha need next?

[Camille Eonich]

Cold Beer! 


Camille gets out a new deck of cards and puts them on the clean table by the window. 


"Tom see if you can get them guys moved over here to play so that I can get the steeeenk out of that corner."